Yo momma

[Crutch Kaguya]

Your momma so fat she got her own orbit, pwned bitch

 

[Crutch Kaguya]

Your momma so ugly, her intials is U.G.L.Y.

 

[~Nemesis~]

Yo Mama So Stupid she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner

Yo Mama So Stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

PWNED !!!!

 

[Black Reaper]

Someone made this thread along time ago, and i hate momma jokes. :|



Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter! :|

 

[Black Reaper]

Yo Mama So Stupid she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner

Yo Mama So Stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

PWNED !!!!

Lmao

 

[~Nemesis~]

Yo Mama So Stupid she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund.
Yo Mama So Stupid she sold her Car for Petrol cash!
Yo Mama So Stupid she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb.
Yo Mama So Stupid she invented a silent car alarm.
Yo Mama So Stupid she lost her shadow.
Yo Mama So Stupid when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?'
Yo Mama So Stupid she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.

PWNEEEEEED

 

[Crutch Kaguya]

Yo Mama So Stupid she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner

Yo Mama So Stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

PWNED !!!!

Your momma so stupid, she put her car in park because she wanted to go to he park.

Someone made this thread along time ago, and i hate momma jokes. :|


Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter! :|

Maybe you hate your momma xd Kidding.

 

[~Nemesis~]

Yo Mama So Stupid she thought Hot Meals were stolen food. xd

 

[Crutch Kaguya]

Yo Mama So Stupid she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund.
Yo Mama So Stupid she sold her Car for Petrol cash!
Yo Mama So Stupid she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb.
Yo Mama So Stupid she invented a silent car alarm.
Yo Mama So Stupid she lost her shadow.
Yo Mama So Stupid when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?'
Yo Mama So Stupid she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.

PWNEEEEEED

Your retarded dude, wtf your copying an pasting when Im making mine up, you :faq:.
Thats why your momma so ugly, when she gave birth to you they though she was spourting a tumor. U_U

 

[BAN_KAI]

Your mum is so stupid when she saw "Not Allowed under 18 years"( Disco) she brought 17 more friends

 

[Crutch Kaguya]

Your momma so stupid, she loved you

 

[~Hasashi~]

ur mama so ****ing fat all here relationships are loooooooooooooooong distence cept u she sticks ur **** in her oversized belly button all day

PWND

 

[Crutch Kaguya]

Stfu, your momma suck my crutch so stfu. You suck no crutch cause your crutch gay and dont have one.

 

[~Hasashi~]

u got pwnd U_U

 

[Crutch Kaguya]

Your momma got pwned bitch.

 

[~Hasashi~]

yeah by my oversized ****

 

[Crutch Kaguya]

You pwned your own momma with you small **** -smh-

 

[~Hasashi~]

nah dude u just masterbate about that

 

[Crutch Kaguya]

Dude your momma ugly, I cant masturbate to that. Cause she look like crutch.

 

[Caliburn]

Your mommy is so fat that she can smuggle three illegals into the country in her grease-layers without anyone noticing it.