alrightthis one is my fav so i'll start wid it :
yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
kk u playing hardcore huh ?alright
ur momma is so stupid that she thought that cornflakes was a puzzle
yo momma teeth is so crooked that it looks like she is throwing up gang signs in her mouthkk u playing hardcore huh ?
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
dude u take 4 ever to replyyo momma teeth is so crooked that it looks like she is throwing up gang signs in her mouth
west side
yo momma is so stupid that she tought a quarterback was a refunddude u take 4 ever to reply
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!yo momma is so stupid that she tought a quarterback was a refund
yo momma so fat that when she went outside in a red dress everyone shouted kool-laidYo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
yo mom is so ugly and fat that when she went to japan they shoutedYo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, she spits butter!yo mom is so ugly and fat that when she went to japan they shouted
GODZILLA
yo momma teeth is so yellow that when she closes her mouth her belly glowsYo mommas teeth are so yellow, she spits butter!
yo momma is so stupid that she stuck batteries up her butt and said i got the powerYo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"
ur momma so nasty that i saw her crusty underwear and it reminded me of the twlight zone cause all i saw was doodooodoooi saw your mother las week...but i had to pay admission
Ur momma goes to a shopur momma so nasty that i saw her crusty underwear and it reminded me of the twlight zone cause all i saw was doodooodooo
one more final joke u goUr momma goes to a shop
Ur momma:I'd like to see some pants my size
Seller:Me too