*Shows up ready to learn.*
Wait I don't need to be here. I'm a Red Sand master, now Yard you can't be a true Red Sand master unless you buy all this stuff in this catalog.
*Pulls out a leaflet with pictures of Red Sand products.*
You see, then I get points, and Korra get points and you get points too and somehow somewhere someone get's a Ferrari. You see what you need is our free Red Sand master kit, we're selling it and you're buying it. It's got the helmet, Sand bars, Red Sand shoes, Water Replant, Sand master stickers, and now for the first time the instructional video.
And its all free. How do you get that you ask? You pay far out the ass that's how. It's only three easy installments of $29.95, you see a true warrior would have jumped on it like a beast before it went straight up to $99.99.