Scary Yamato
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After our run in with Orichimaru, Devlin and I were journeying back to the village. It was actually nice having him around sometimes. He reminds me a lot of myself when I was his age. Full of energy and life. I’m glade Hokage paired me up with him. He can learn a lot from me. Like how to be awesome at everything. I glanced over at Devlin to see him picking his nose, and I couldn’t help but laugh and take some video to post on YouTube. I hope he didn’t notice me filming him. You know, he’s really a good kid when you get to…
Devlin: "Yamato?" Devlin said, Interrupting my thought.
Yamato: What!? What do you want Devlin?! You are the neediest person I’ve ever know. It’s always, “I’m thirsty” or “I’m hungry” or “Give me my food back”. What could be so important?
Devlin: We’re back,He retorted
Yamato: Oh….well lets go in.
Devlin: There’s a problem.
Yamato: and that would be…..
DoorBitch: What’s the password Yamato?
Yamato: What? There’s never been a password before
DoorBitch: It’s a new rule. How do I know you’re not a spy.
Yamato: But its me, Yamato, the lovable scamp :3
DoorBitch: Sorry, no password, no entry. Thinking: finally I got that bastard. That’ll teach him to make fun of me.
Yamato: Come on dude let me in. I’ll invite you to my birthday party.
DB: NO!!!
DoorBitch was playing hardball. I guess I couldn’t blame him.
DoorBitch: I don’t care if your birthday is at Chuck E. Cheese’s, you are not getting in without a password (think about new statement)
*tap DoorBitch on the back*
Yamato: Thanks for letting us in Jackass -_-
DoorBitch: What?! How?
Yamato: Ninjas can walk up trees and mountain sides, what makes you think a door is any different?
Devlin and I began to make our way through the village leaving DB behind to dwell on the fact that he made the wrong career choice and no girl ever says that they want to be with the guy that gaurds the door.
Yamato: Come on Devlin lets report to Tsunade
Devlin and I make our way into the hokage's office and begin to report our progress
Tsunade: So Yamato, I trust the mission went well.
Yamato: Well, we found Orochimaru. He is planning on taking over the body of a boy named Sasuke.
At that moment, the creepy blonde kid popped his head though the window
Naruto: Sasuke ?!?! Her begins to run off screaming SASUKE!!!!!
Yamato: O_O ummm, should we be concerned about him?
Tsunade: No, that necklace he is wearing acts like an electric collar. once he reaches the edge of the village he gets shocked. He won;t be going anywhere.
*tsunade bends over to re-adjust her shoe*
Yamato: *thinking* Jackpot!! *looks down Tsunades shirt while she is bent over
Devlin: *leans over and whipsers* Dude, you know she's like 60 right.
Yamato: What are you, gay?
Tsunade: *sits back up and looks at yamato*
I cover the front of my pants with my report.
Tsunade: well Devlin, what have you learned from Yamat so far?
Devlin: I learned you never fall asleep around Yamato.....ever. *flashes back to Yamato, beating him with soap in a towel*
Tsunade: -___-
Yamato: ^_^
Tsunade: Well, it sounds like Orochimaru is plotting something so we need to be prepared. You two will need some training. Yamato, see to it that Devlin gets some propper training, intoduce him to that ecsentric fellow you trainied with to refine your water jutsu. After you set that up you trainer will be waiting for you at the training field. DISMISSED!!!
Yamato: okay kid, this guy is a great teacher so pay attention. Tell him Yamato said you need the special training. That should help you progress faster.
Devlin: Thanks, sensei. well its time for me to meet up with him.
I kneel down and grab him by both shoulders. I begin to tear up.
Yamato: *pinches Devlin's cheek* Be good.
I turn around and bite my fist, trying to not cry, and I say to myself...
Yamato: They grow up so fast.
I then trudge my way to the trianing field to meet my new sensei. I can't wait to see who it is. As I arrive at the training ground I can barely believe my eyes...
Pa toad: all right kid, lets get started
Yamato: "Holy shit its yoda" ^-^ I could barely contain my excitement
Pa toad: "I'm not yoda" the grimmace on his face made him look even more like yoda.
Yamato:*immitating Yoda*What with me is it you want?
Pa toad: -___- *hits yamato with stick*
Yamato: Looks like the batteries died in your light saber. Good thing I have one...*makes wood grow from hand* *starts humming like a light saber and swinging the wooden saber*
Pa toad: Yamato, look at the cookie.
Pa toad holds up a giant chocloate chip cookie with walnuts baked right into the dough. I immediatly stopped what I as doing and ran towards him. The cookie's aroma made my mouth water. How did he know that was my favorite snack?
Pa Toad: now that I have your attention...
I continue to munch on the cookie :3
Pa Toad: I'm going to explain to you how to use your wood propperly.
Yamato: but.... my dad already gave me this speech in middle school...
Pa toad: -___- How can I explain this better? he asked himself
Pa Toad: your technique could use some improvements...
I was appalled.
Yamato: what!?! thats not what I heard. Every time I'm with a lady that are all like, " ohhhh Yamato" and I'm like " yeahhhhhhh" ad they say ,"MOAR!!!" and I say, "hand me that gatorade"...
Pa Toad interupts me.....how rude -_-
Pa Toad: thats not what I meant. I mean I can teach you to use your mokuton ability without the use of seals. It will be better, faster, stronger.
As Pa-toad turns around, he sees Yamato struggling to defend his cookie from a squirrel.
Yamato: No!!!! This is mah cookie >.< Go get your own. Wait....give it back.... NOOOOO!!!!!!
Pa-Toad: Yamato!! Pay attention.
Yamato: But.... My cookie ?_?
Pa-Toad: Kid, you are going to have to be touoher than that to survive this training...
[To Be continued]
Devlin: "Yamato?" Devlin said, Interrupting my thought.
Yamato: What!? What do you want Devlin?! You are the neediest person I’ve ever know. It’s always, “I’m thirsty” or “I’m hungry” or “Give me my food back”. What could be so important?
Devlin: We’re back,He retorted
Yamato: Oh….well lets go in.
Devlin: There’s a problem.
Yamato: and that would be…..
DoorBitch: What’s the password Yamato?
Yamato: What? There’s never been a password before
DoorBitch: It’s a new rule. How do I know you’re not a spy.
Yamato: But its me, Yamato, the lovable scamp :3
DoorBitch: Sorry, no password, no entry. Thinking: finally I got that bastard. That’ll teach him to make fun of me.
Yamato: Come on dude let me in. I’ll invite you to my birthday party.
DB: NO!!!
DoorBitch was playing hardball. I guess I couldn’t blame him.
DoorBitch: I don’t care if your birthday is at Chuck E. Cheese’s, you are not getting in without a password (think about new statement)
*tap DoorBitch on the back*
Yamato: Thanks for letting us in Jackass -_-
DoorBitch: What?! How?
Yamato: Ninjas can walk up trees and mountain sides, what makes you think a door is any different?
Devlin and I began to make our way through the village leaving DB behind to dwell on the fact that he made the wrong career choice and no girl ever says that they want to be with the guy that gaurds the door.
Yamato: Come on Devlin lets report to Tsunade
Devlin and I make our way into the hokage's office and begin to report our progress
Tsunade: So Yamato, I trust the mission went well.
Yamato: Well, we found Orochimaru. He is planning on taking over the body of a boy named Sasuke.
At that moment, the creepy blonde kid popped his head though the window
Naruto: Sasuke ?!?! Her begins to run off screaming SASUKE!!!!!
Yamato: O_O ummm, should we be concerned about him?
Tsunade: No, that necklace he is wearing acts like an electric collar. once he reaches the edge of the village he gets shocked. He won;t be going anywhere.
*tsunade bends over to re-adjust her shoe*
Yamato: *thinking* Jackpot!! *looks down Tsunades shirt while she is bent over
Devlin: *leans over and whipsers* Dude, you know she's like 60 right.
Yamato: What are you, gay?
Tsunade: *sits back up and looks at yamato*
I cover the front of my pants with my report.
Tsunade: well Devlin, what have you learned from Yamat so far?
Devlin: I learned you never fall asleep around Yamato.....ever. *flashes back to Yamato, beating him with soap in a towel*
Tsunade: -___-
Yamato: ^_^
Tsunade: Well, it sounds like Orochimaru is plotting something so we need to be prepared. You two will need some training. Yamato, see to it that Devlin gets some propper training, intoduce him to that ecsentric fellow you trainied with to refine your water jutsu. After you set that up you trainer will be waiting for you at the training field. DISMISSED!!!
Yamato: okay kid, this guy is a great teacher so pay attention. Tell him Yamato said you need the special training. That should help you progress faster.
Devlin: Thanks, sensei. well its time for me to meet up with him.
I kneel down and grab him by both shoulders. I begin to tear up.
Yamato: *pinches Devlin's cheek* Be good.
I turn around and bite my fist, trying to not cry, and I say to myself...
Yamato: They grow up so fast.
I then trudge my way to the trianing field to meet my new sensei. I can't wait to see who it is. As I arrive at the training ground I can barely believe my eyes...
Pa toad: all right kid, lets get started
Yamato: "Holy shit its yoda" ^-^ I could barely contain my excitement
Pa toad: "I'm not yoda" the grimmace on his face made him look even more like yoda.
Yamato:*immitating Yoda*What with me is it you want?
Pa toad: -___- *hits yamato with stick*
Yamato: Looks like the batteries died in your light saber. Good thing I have one...*makes wood grow from hand* *starts humming like a light saber and swinging the wooden saber*
Pa toad: Yamato, look at the cookie.
Pa toad holds up a giant chocloate chip cookie with walnuts baked right into the dough. I immediatly stopped what I as doing and ran towards him. The cookie's aroma made my mouth water. How did he know that was my favorite snack?
Pa Toad: now that I have your attention...
I continue to munch on the cookie :3
Pa Toad: I'm going to explain to you how to use your wood propperly.
Yamato: but.... my dad already gave me this speech in middle school...
Pa toad: -___- How can I explain this better? he asked himself
Pa Toad: your technique could use some improvements...
I was appalled.
Yamato: what!?! thats not what I heard. Every time I'm with a lady that are all like, " ohhhh Yamato" and I'm like " yeahhhhhhh" ad they say ,"MOAR!!!" and I say, "hand me that gatorade"...
Pa Toad interupts me.....how rude -_-
Pa Toad: thats not what I meant. I mean I can teach you to use your mokuton ability without the use of seals. It will be better, faster, stronger.
As Pa-toad turns around, he sees Yamato struggling to defend his cookie from a squirrel.
Yamato: No!!!! This is mah cookie >.< Go get your own. Wait....give it back.... NOOOOO!!!!!!
Pa-Toad: Yamato!! Pay attention.
Yamato: But.... My cookie ?_?
Pa-Toad: Kid, you are going to have to be touoher than that to survive this training...
[To Be continued]
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