Scary Yamato
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Walking away from the village I kinda felt bad. I had been giving doorbitch a really hard time lately. I hope he doesn't shoot up the place. If he does, at least I am not there. Maybe I should send him a fruit basket or something. Maybe a nice card, or an edible arrangment. I dont know who's idea it was to make a basket of fruit look like a basket of flowers, but they are a genius. I mean everyone likes fruit baskets, and everyone likes flower. Edible areangments would be the awesome love child if a basket of fruit ever did the dirty dirty with some flower. I bet doorbitch would love it ^-^
Yamato????
*I lose my train of thought*
Oh..... Its you. *glare*
So what is the plan of action?
The what of what now?
you know, a plan......
*blank look *
to find Orichimaru....
Listen here Delvin
Devlin
Melvin
Devlin
Murphy
-_-
Listen.....ummm...you. We already know where Orichimaru is.
We do?
Yes. An old teamate of mine heard from his friend, who heard from his friend, who gets his hair cut by this girl who ate lunch with this guy once, who traveled all over the countinent, and heard a story about this dog that was once kicked by Orichimaru. so you see, we know exactly where he is
-_- I think that crappy explanation gave me Hepatitis
-_- Lets get going.
Devlin's questions were beginning to bug me. "What's the plan?", "Where are we going?", "Why'd you hit me?". I just don't understand why he can't trust a stranger he just met. I even tried to give him candy and offer him a ride in my van, but nothing. Maybe he has trust issues.
*cell phone begins ringing*
SFX:Beverly Hills Cop theme
*answers phone* Yamato's lumber yard, we've got wood O_O
Yamato, I'm gonna gut you with a kni...
*interupts* Please hold *starts humming and singing hold music*
Singing:* (Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Never gonna give, never gonna give *high pitched voice* Give you up)
This is Yamato.....
Right..... Like I was saying, I'm gonna..
*interupts* Sorry I have another call, can you hold agian?
SFX: click!
Huh, he must have hung up. Lets get going Devlin.
-_____-
It was at that moment I couldn't help but wonder, "How is it that we can have two-way-radios, cell phones, and can shoot fire and wind from out bodies, but I'm still stuck here walking down this dirt road. Why the hell couln't Hokage give me a car or something???.... Bitch. *thinks about Hokage's tig ol' bitties* I guess I can forgive her ^-^"
After miles of walking and a fun river rafting session ^-^ Devlin and I finally arrived at Orichimaru's hideout.
See, I told you Devlin. I knew exactly where we were going.
How do you know we are at the right place?
Orichimaru is a bit of an exentric. His name used to be known around the world, but then he became obsessed with little boys. First he likes to kiss them on thier neck, and then invites them over for sleepovers.
O_O wow. what a creep, but that still doesn't explain how you know we are at the right place.
well, that big ass ferris wheel over there kinda gives it away :3
ok, so how do we get in.
Simple ^-^, we disguise ourselves at 12 year old boys.
-___________- What if he decides that he likes us
That would be great, then we can spy on him better
No, I mean, what if he wants to, touch us *pauses*
O_O
....down there
Ninja rule number 17, No excuses. Play like a champ!
Devlin and I then begin our infiltration of Orichimaru's hideout. The hideout was entirely undergound. There were no windows, nothing lightning the place but candles, and there was a foul smell in the air. It smelled like blood, sweat, goldbond medicated powder all rolled into one. As I was about to set up the first survalence camera I could hear footsteps in the distance. Devlin and I finall came face to face with the beast.
Looky here Kabuto, fresh meat. What brings you two handsome boys down here?
*disguises voice* I hear you have the best candy :3 *nudges Devlin*
and your ferris wheel looks awesome XD!!!
That it is. You two dont know how many times I've gotten up and gone down on that ferris wheel
O_O O_O
Well you boys can stay here for a while. *eyes myself and Devlin up and down* If I told you two you had a nice body whould you hold it agianst me?
-____- -___-
Anyway, enough fooling around....for now. I'll show you two to your room. I'll warn you two though, you will have to share with another boy, and he can get a little....emotional
The door open to our room and a figure stands in the corner. He is kicking the dirt on the ground staring at the ground with his hands in his pockets.
boys, I'd like you to meet your new roomate, Sasuke.
[To Be continued]
Yamato????
*I lose my train of thought*
Oh..... Its you. *glare*
So what is the plan of action?
The what of what now?
you know, a plan......
*blank look *
to find Orichimaru....
Listen here Delvin
Devlin
Melvin
Devlin
Murphy
-_-
Listen.....ummm...you. We already know where Orichimaru is.
We do?
Yes. An old teamate of mine heard from his friend, who heard from his friend, who gets his hair cut by this girl who ate lunch with this guy once, who traveled all over the countinent, and heard a story about this dog that was once kicked by Orichimaru. so you see, we know exactly where he is
-_- I think that crappy explanation gave me Hepatitis
-_- Lets get going.
Devlin's questions were beginning to bug me. "What's the plan?", "Where are we going?", "Why'd you hit me?". I just don't understand why he can't trust a stranger he just met. I even tried to give him candy and offer him a ride in my van, but nothing. Maybe he has trust issues.
*cell phone begins ringing*
SFX:Beverly Hills Cop theme
*answers phone* Yamato's lumber yard, we've got wood O_O
Yamato, I'm gonna gut you with a kni...
*interupts* Please hold *starts humming and singing hold music*
Singing:* (Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Never gonna give, never gonna give *high pitched voice* Give you up)
This is Yamato.....
Right..... Like I was saying, I'm gonna..
*interupts* Sorry I have another call, can you hold agian?
SFX: click!
Huh, he must have hung up. Lets get going Devlin.
-_____-
It was at that moment I couldn't help but wonder, "How is it that we can have two-way-radios, cell phones, and can shoot fire and wind from out bodies, but I'm still stuck here walking down this dirt road. Why the hell couln't Hokage give me a car or something???.... Bitch. *thinks about Hokage's tig ol' bitties* I guess I can forgive her ^-^"
After miles of walking and a fun river rafting session ^-^ Devlin and I finally arrived at Orichimaru's hideout.
See, I told you Devlin. I knew exactly where we were going.
How do you know we are at the right place?
Orichimaru is a bit of an exentric. His name used to be known around the world, but then he became obsessed with little boys. First he likes to kiss them on thier neck, and then invites them over for sleepovers.
O_O wow. what a creep, but that still doesn't explain how you know we are at the right place.
well, that big ass ferris wheel over there kinda gives it away :3
ok, so how do we get in.
Simple ^-^, we disguise ourselves at 12 year old boys.
-___________- What if he decides that he likes us
That would be great, then we can spy on him better
No, I mean, what if he wants to, touch us *pauses*
O_O
....down there
Ninja rule number 17, No excuses. Play like a champ!
Devlin and I then begin our infiltration of Orichimaru's hideout. The hideout was entirely undergound. There were no windows, nothing lightning the place but candles, and there was a foul smell in the air. It smelled like blood, sweat, goldbond medicated powder all rolled into one. As I was about to set up the first survalence camera I could hear footsteps in the distance. Devlin and I finall came face to face with the beast.
Looky here Kabuto, fresh meat. What brings you two handsome boys down here?
*disguises voice* I hear you have the best candy :3 *nudges Devlin*
and your ferris wheel looks awesome XD!!!
That it is. You two dont know how many times I've gotten up and gone down on that ferris wheel
O_O O_O
Well you boys can stay here for a while. *eyes myself and Devlin up and down* If I told you two you had a nice body whould you hold it agianst me?
-____- -___-
Anyway, enough fooling around....for now. I'll show you two to your room. I'll warn you two though, you will have to share with another boy, and he can get a little....emotional
The door open to our room and a figure stands in the corner. He is kicking the dirt on the ground staring at the ground with his hands in his pockets.
boys, I'd like you to meet your new roomate, Sasuke.
[To Be continued]
