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The mission had been an absolute success, except for the nightmares I will have about the boss feeling me up -_-. I headed back to the village, anxious to get a make my report to the hokage. I made my way back into the village. I felt good to be home. I took a deep breath and soaked in the atmosphere.
well, it's time to report my sucessfull mission to the hokage.
Off in the distance a voice is heard
SASUKEEEEEEEE!!!!!
-_- oh no, not think kid again
I duck into a nearby house, to avoid that obviously disturbed kid. those wiskers dont help his appearance.
hello ^^.
ummm, hi.... sorry to barge in like this. I'll just be going
nonsense ^^. *thinks*(To be a good host, offer your guest some tea) Would you like some tea .....( to establish friendship drop the honorifics and give your friend a nickname based on thier characteristics) ....... sexy.
-________________- no thanks. I'm good. Really, I gotta go.
Dont go *reaches hand out*..... I have to draw you
SFX: Celine Dion Begins to sing
O_O......................
After I let my new friend Sai draw me, I finally made it to the hokage's office to report my sucess.
Yamato, you've returned. report your results.
mission successfull *eyes begin to drift down* the boss of that gang was taken down and...... and.....sorry I lost my train of thought. oh right, The neighboring village is safe agian.
good. I'll file the mission as complete
+3000 exp
*LEVEL ↑*
HP: +20
Attack:+2
Defense:+2
Magic:+1
Luck:+1
SHMEXINESS: +3
Thank you Hokage. I'm am ready for *eyes drift down agian* my next....... uhhhhhh.
eyes up here Yamato!
*snaps out of it* my next assignment, I'm ready for my next assignment
your next assignment is to track down the notorious Orichimaru and his 4-eyed friend Kabuto. This will be no easy assignment. *turns around and paces the room to add suspence* So I've decided to give you some help. He's not very experienced, but I know under your wing, he will be able to grow. Yamato, do you understand? ..........Yamato?
*turns around*
*staring at a squirrel just outside the window* well, hello there my little friend. *baby talk* You sure are a cutie. Yesh You are :3
-______- Devlin just come in here
Alright, I'm ready for action *starts punching the air*
so, this is my new assistant?
No yamato, this is your new student
*Thinking* I'm going to get so much dry cleaning done ^-^*appears spaced out*
-_- get to work
yes, Hokage. I'll do my breast...........best
o___________o
.........................you have big boobs *runs out of the office with Devlin*
*walking down the main path in the village*
so Devlin, you wanna get some lunch I'm pretty hungry.
Yeah, lets get some Bar-B-Q.
We're geting Ramen
but you know...... I'm really in the mood for Bar-B-Q
*irritated* We're having Ramen
I'd really like to have some Ba.....
*Epic Scary Face* YOU ARE GETTING RAMEN AND YOU WILL LOVE IT AND THANK ME FOR IT!!!
I just peed my pants
-____-
[In the distance] SASUKEEEE!!!!!!The the only blonde kid in the village comes running up to devlin and stares at him.
Sasuke?????
*looks Devlin up and down*
Devlin....... don't...... move..... a..... muscle.
But, I'm scared.
me too. but his vision is based on movement, if you dont move he won't see you
The strange kid begins to circle Devlin. He sniffs Devlin's hair and then faces Devlin's front.
Sasuke?
*pokes Devlin*
*Devlin remains motionless*
the kid finally runs off.
Man, that was creepy.
Lets get outta here.
After a brief lunch Devlin and I began our mission to track down Orichimaru (Dun Dun Dunnnnnnnnnn). As we approached the giant gate I heard a familliar voice.
off on another mission I see
thats right, You know the drill, chop chop.
*Thinks* If you just open the door he'll go away
*the door opens and Yamato and Devlin are on thier way*
oh wait I forgot my wallet. Doorbitch!!!!!..... I forgot my wallet let me in
*sigh*
*opens door*
*Yamato and Devlin come back in*
*door closes*
oh wait here it is ^-^
-_- Dammit Yamato, you know this door is heavy as hell. This is the last time I'm opening it for you.
Well, you should of thought of that before becoming the bitch of such a rediculously oversized door.
I hate you.... next time, maybe you should come in the rear entrance.
funny.... thats what your mom said to me last night.
*Yamato and Devlin run off laughing*
[To Be Continued]
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well, it's time to report my sucessfull mission to the hokage.
Off in the distance a voice is heard
SASUKEEEEEEEE!!!!!
-_- oh no, not think kid again
I duck into a nearby house, to avoid that obviously disturbed kid. those wiskers dont help his appearance.
hello ^^.
ummm, hi.... sorry to barge in like this. I'll just be going
nonsense ^^. *thinks*(To be a good host, offer your guest some tea) Would you like some tea .....( to establish friendship drop the honorifics and give your friend a nickname based on thier characteristics) ....... sexy.
-________________- no thanks. I'm good. Really, I gotta go.
Dont go *reaches hand out*..... I have to draw you
SFX: Celine Dion Begins to sing
O_O......................
After I let my new friend Sai draw me, I finally made it to the hokage's office to report my sucess.
Yamato, you've returned. report your results.
mission successfull *eyes begin to drift down* the boss of that gang was taken down and...... and.....sorry I lost my train of thought. oh right, The neighboring village is safe agian.
good. I'll file the mission as complete
+3000 exp
*LEVEL ↑*
HP: +20
Attack:+2
Defense:+2
Magic:+1
Luck:+1
SHMEXINESS: +3
Thank you Hokage. I'm am ready for *eyes drift down agian* my next....... uhhhhhh.
eyes up here Yamato!
*snaps out of it* my next assignment, I'm ready for my next assignment
your next assignment is to track down the notorious Orichimaru and his 4-eyed friend Kabuto. This will be no easy assignment. *turns around and paces the room to add suspence* So I've decided to give you some help. He's not very experienced, but I know under your wing, he will be able to grow. Yamato, do you understand? ..........Yamato?
*turns around*
*staring at a squirrel just outside the window* well, hello there my little friend. *baby talk* You sure are a cutie. Yesh You are :3
-______- Devlin just come in here
Alright, I'm ready for action *starts punching the air*
so, this is my new assistant?
No yamato, this is your new student
*Thinking* I'm going to get so much dry cleaning done ^-^*appears spaced out*
-_- get to work
yes, Hokage. I'll do my breast...........best
o___________o
.........................you have big boobs *runs out of the office with Devlin*
*walking down the main path in the village*
so Devlin, you wanna get some lunch I'm pretty hungry.
Yeah, lets get some Bar-B-Q.
We're geting Ramen
but you know...... I'm really in the mood for Bar-B-Q
*irritated* We're having Ramen
I'd really like to have some Ba.....
*Epic Scary Face* YOU ARE GETTING RAMEN AND YOU WILL LOVE IT AND THANK ME FOR IT!!!
I just peed my pants
-____-
[In the distance] SASUKEEEE!!!!!!The the only blonde kid in the village comes running up to devlin and stares at him.
Sasuke?????
*looks Devlin up and down*
Devlin....... don't...... move..... a..... muscle.
But, I'm scared.
me too. but his vision is based on movement, if you dont move he won't see you
The strange kid begins to circle Devlin. He sniffs Devlin's hair and then faces Devlin's front.
Sasuke?
*pokes Devlin*
*Devlin remains motionless*
the kid finally runs off.
Man, that was creepy.
Lets get outta here.
After a brief lunch Devlin and I began our mission to track down Orichimaru (Dun Dun Dunnnnnnnnnn). As we approached the giant gate I heard a familliar voice.
off on another mission I see
thats right, You know the drill, chop chop.
*Thinks* If you just open the door he'll go away
*the door opens and Yamato and Devlin are on thier way*
oh wait I forgot my wallet. Doorbitch!!!!!..... I forgot my wallet let me in
*sigh*
*opens door*
*Yamato and Devlin come back in*
*door closes*
oh wait here it is ^-^
-_- Dammit Yamato, you know this door is heavy as hell. This is the last time I'm opening it for you.
Well, you should of thought of that before becoming the bitch of such a rediculously oversized door.
I hate you.... next time, maybe you should come in the rear entrance.
funny.... thats what your mom said to me last night.
*Yamato and Devlin run off laughing*
[To Be Continued]
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