Scary Yamato
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*a giant white claw slams into the ground in front of yamato*
Odin watch where ya walking.
O_O. thats a big....erm... what is that, G?
-_- Odin's a bear .....dumbass. You do know what a bear is, don't you?
well, yeah. who doesn't. It's just that normally when I see them they are wearing a green hat or some sort of tie. Stealing pick-a-nic baskets and getting into all sorts of shinanigans. ^-^. So...ummm...Odin, You wouldnt happen to have seen this guy have you? *hold picture of the boss up to Odin*
Ruhh Ruhh
What??
Roh
G, WTF is he saying???
Roh, I Raven't Reen Rim
G, I swear to god I'll blow his brains out if he doesn't talk normal right now!!!*pulls a gun to the bear's head*
*slaps Yamato*
*points the gun at G* You want some of this too!!!
*odin
chimes in*[Brittish accent]What I was saying ol' chap is that I have not seen that fellow. Now we shall be going.
O___O
O_______O
I guess I'll let you two go...*turns away menicingly* This time....
At that moment I spot the boss and the two fuka's walking into the bar across the street. I dance for joy in my head, act cool, and walk into the bar and take a seat at the counter. I survey the boss as he walks into the back room using the mirror behind all the liquor. I lean over to the bar tender and ask about the boss.
so does that guy come here often?
Yeah, but he normally has a group of girls with him.
Why doesnt he have girls with him this time?
well, the boss invited Chris Brown to a party and they all came back with bruises and black eyes, so they are at the hospital.
At that moment I knew my way in. I needed a girl. I waited a few minuits and a beautiful girl came and sat next to me.
Bartender. Give this pretty girl whatever she wants
*awkward silence*
So, I noticed you are very pretty and was wondering if you would help me with a little undercover work if you know what I mean.
*SLAP*
No, no, you don't understand. I'm a spy. See, I have wood *small tree grows in hand*
*SLAP, and the girl walks out*
Looks like I'm going to have to do this myself
After about 30 second of thought I walk into the storage rooms and use a Moukton Henge no jutsu: Wood transformation jutsu, to turn myself into a beautiful woman. I strut out of the storage room and walk over to the door leading to the back room. As I walk into the back room Fuka yuu and Fuka Mei stand in my way, not letting me pass. Sudden I hear a raspy voice from the back yell out....
Let her through!
Well, thank you handsome. I heard you like to party, and pay well *wink*
*licks lips* you heard right *wink*
I begin to think, "WTF did I get myself into -__-
The boss begins to run his hand up my leg until he hits a road bump under my skirt.
WHAT!!!!
What? I thought you liked to party?
At that moment my hand transformed into a wooden blade and I peirced the juggular of the boss. The two guards spring into action and attack me. One wings a sword at my head. I duck and impale him through the chest with my blade. The second guard goes beserk after seeing the death of his brother. He charges me at me shrieking a savage war cry. I bounce on the tips of my toesin a ready position. He tried to punch my face with a right cross but I dip left. I then grab his arm with my right hand and with my left I wrap my arm around the back of his head grabbing his chin. I then pull with my left arm snapping his neck. I brush off my hands and walk out of the back room.
I walk over to the bartender.
I think there needs to be a cleanup back there
Not again! That guy cant seem to keep from spraying all over the walls. *grumble*
After leaving the bar, I then transform back into myself, and begin my treck home. I look down at my watch to check the time.
T-T It's only 9:30 in the morning. I wonder what else this day has in store for me.
[To Be Continued]
Odin watch where ya walking.
O_O. thats a big....erm... what is that, G?
-_- Odin's a bear .....dumbass. You do know what a bear is, don't you?
well, yeah. who doesn't. It's just that normally when I see them they are wearing a green hat or some sort of tie. Stealing pick-a-nic baskets and getting into all sorts of shinanigans. ^-^. So...ummm...Odin, You wouldnt happen to have seen this guy have you? *hold picture of the boss up to Odin*
Ruhh Ruhh
What??
Roh
G, WTF is he saying???
Roh, I Raven't Reen Rim
G, I swear to god I'll blow his brains out if he doesn't talk normal right now!!!*pulls a gun to the bear's head*
*slaps Yamato*
*points the gun at G* You want some of this too!!!
*odin
chimes in*[Brittish accent]What I was saying ol' chap is that I have not seen that fellow. Now we shall be going.
O___O
O_______O
I guess I'll let you two go...*turns away menicingly* This time....
At that moment I spot the boss and the two fuka's walking into the bar across the street. I dance for joy in my head, act cool, and walk into the bar and take a seat at the counter. I survey the boss as he walks into the back room using the mirror behind all the liquor. I lean over to the bar tender and ask about the boss.
so does that guy come here often?
Yeah, but he normally has a group of girls with him.
Why doesnt he have girls with him this time?
well, the boss invited Chris Brown to a party and they all came back with bruises and black eyes, so they are at the hospital.
At that moment I knew my way in. I needed a girl. I waited a few minuits and a beautiful girl came and sat next to me.
Bartender. Give this pretty girl whatever she wants
*awkward silence*
So, I noticed you are very pretty and was wondering if you would help me with a little undercover work if you know what I mean.
*SLAP*
No, no, you don't understand. I'm a spy. See, I have wood *small tree grows in hand*
*SLAP, and the girl walks out*
Looks like I'm going to have to do this myself
After about 30 second of thought I walk into the storage rooms and use a Moukton Henge no jutsu: Wood transformation jutsu, to turn myself into a beautiful woman. I strut out of the storage room and walk over to the door leading to the back room. As I walk into the back room Fuka yuu and Fuka Mei stand in my way, not letting me pass. Sudden I hear a raspy voice from the back yell out....
Let her through!
Well, thank you handsome. I heard you like to party, and pay well *wink*
*licks lips* you heard right *wink*
I begin to think, "WTF did I get myself into -__-
The boss begins to run his hand up my leg until he hits a road bump under my skirt.
WHAT!!!!
What? I thought you liked to party?
At that moment my hand transformed into a wooden blade and I peirced the juggular of the boss. The two guards spring into action and attack me. One wings a sword at my head. I duck and impale him through the chest with my blade. The second guard goes beserk after seeing the death of his brother. He charges me at me shrieking a savage war cry. I bounce on the tips of my toesin a ready position. He tried to punch my face with a right cross but I dip left. I then grab his arm with my right hand and with my left I wrap my arm around the back of his head grabbing his chin. I then pull with my left arm snapping his neck. I brush off my hands and walk out of the back room.
I walk over to the bartender.
I think there needs to be a cleanup back there
Not again! That guy cant seem to keep from spraying all over the walls. *grumble*
After leaving the bar, I then transform back into myself, and begin my treck home. I look down at my watch to check the time.
T-T It's only 9:30 in the morning. I wonder what else this day has in store for me.
[To Be Continued]
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