Scary Yamato
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I awake from sleep and greet the morning with a smile and a brown sugar and cinamin pop tart. I can already tell this is going to be a great day. 
I pull on my flak jacket and head out for work. The day started like any other day, with my never ending honey-do list given to my by hokage. [Thinking: damn, she got some tig ol' bitties] With a smile on my face and a semi in my pants I walk down the road.
*cell phone rings*
sfx: Footloose ringtone
hmmmm, blocked call.
Hello?
Yamato...... YOUR'E DEAD!!!!
O_O
I don't feel dead.....
-_- No you idiot, you will be dead soon....
Is this my doctor??? did my blood test come back positive!!!
Thinking: Damn, I shouldn't have hooked up with that bar chick. Pelvis acne my ass.
-_- No, I'm going to kill you..... moron
*non-schalant* Who is this??????
sfx: click...............................
that was weird
I continue to walk down the road to the exit of the village. My missioin today is to go to a neighboring town and assisinate a gang boss. should be an easy mission seeing as he is nothing but a glorrified thug. on my way through the village towards the exit I hear some kid looking for his friend.
Hey kid!! ^-^
SASUKEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *looks under a food stand*
ummm.... is there something I can help with??
SASUKEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *looks in a flower pot*
How would your friend fit in there?
SASUKEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *looks in his wallet*
-________- you're freaking me out
I felt bad for the kid so I did the only thing I could do. I pointed in the other direction and when he looked, I ran like hell.
Strange kid.........
I continue to walk and finally reach the village exit.As I approched the massive doors leading out of the village I couldn't help but think to my self, "these doors are rediculously oversized. I'm only 6 feet tall, and these door are around 60 feet. wouldnt it make more sense to make a smaller door and reinforce the wall more??? I mean, its not like were going to be openening the doors to a giant snake or something. Even if we had something that big to rationalize going through those huge ass doors, wouldnt it have to pass through th village first??? The roads are only 10 feet wide. These doors are 15 feet wide each!!!. How much does a door like this weigh? It must be hell for the doorman. How big are the locks for these doors?
YAMATO!!!!!
I awake from my daze
You were talking to yourself outloud agian -_-
Well, I need to leave. *claps hands twice* The door please
Don't talk to me like that -_-
NOW, DOORBITCH!!!!
I hate my life -_-
Thank you doorbitch ^_^
Go F&ck yourself Yamato!
Took care of that this morning ^-^.....twice
As I began to walk away from the village, I had a feeling of uneasyness.....
*belch*
There we go. Lets get this part started.
[To Be continued]
I pull on my flak jacket and head out for work. The day started like any other day, with my never ending honey-do list given to my by hokage. [Thinking: damn, she got some tig ol' bitties] With a smile on my face and a semi in my pants I walk down the road.
*cell phone rings*
sfx: Footloose ringtone
hmmmm, blocked call.
Hello?
Yamato...... YOUR'E DEAD!!!!
O_O
I don't feel dead.....
-_- No you idiot, you will be dead soon....
Is this my doctor??? did my blood test come back positive!!!
Thinking: Damn, I shouldn't have hooked up with that bar chick. Pelvis acne my ass.
-_- No, I'm going to kill you..... moron
*non-schalant* Who is this??????
sfx: click...............................
that was weird
I continue to walk down the road to the exit of the village. My missioin today is to go to a neighboring town and assisinate a gang boss. should be an easy mission seeing as he is nothing but a glorrified thug. on my way through the village towards the exit I hear some kid looking for his friend.
Hey kid!! ^-^
SASUKEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *looks under a food stand*
ummm.... is there something I can help with??
SASUKEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *looks in a flower pot*
How would your friend fit in there?
SASUKEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *looks in his wallet*
-________- you're freaking me out
I felt bad for the kid so I did the only thing I could do. I pointed in the other direction and when he looked, I ran like hell.
Strange kid.........
I continue to walk and finally reach the village exit.As I approched the massive doors leading out of the village I couldn't help but think to my self, "these doors are rediculously oversized. I'm only 6 feet tall, and these door are around 60 feet. wouldnt it make more sense to make a smaller door and reinforce the wall more??? I mean, its not like were going to be openening the doors to a giant snake or something. Even if we had something that big to rationalize going through those huge ass doors, wouldnt it have to pass through th village first??? The roads are only 10 feet wide. These doors are 15 feet wide each!!!. How much does a door like this weigh? It must be hell for the doorman. How big are the locks for these doors?
YAMATO!!!!!
I awake from my daze
You were talking to yourself outloud agian -_-
Well, I need to leave. *claps hands twice* The door please
Don't talk to me like that -_-
NOW, DOORBITCH!!!!
I hate my life -_-
Thank you doorbitch ^_^
Go F&ck yourself Yamato!
Took care of that this morning ^-^.....twice
As I began to walk away from the village, I had a feeling of uneasyness.....
*belch*
There we go. Lets get this part started.
[To Be continued]
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