Xylon teaches Gobi how to sweat green >_<

[Gobi Gobletsson]

-kicks your ass- O_O
Lets start by working out a little. Come at me O_- I'll be going easy U^U

Let's rock. o_o
*Enters Stance.*

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*Throws a right hook at your chin.* .-.

 

[Xylon]

Let's rock. o_o
*Enters Stance.*

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*Throws a right hook at your chin.* .-.

-Is unaffected-
-pokes your eye- That all you got ?

 

[Gobi Gobletsson]

-Is unaffected-
-pokes your eye- That all you got ?

My eye!11 X_O''
*Stomps on your feet and headbutts you.*

>.<

 

[Xylon]

My eye!11 X_O''
*Stomps on your feet and headbutts you.*

>.<

Ouch! You wanna play dirty punk? O_-
-knees your balls and follows up with a upper cut-

 

[Gobi Gobletsson]

Ouch! You wanna play dirty punk? O_-
-knees your balls and follows up with a upper cut-

Whoa! Not under the belt!
*ascends my own knee up, and into the side of yours - intercepting it, however also pushing it out of it's track so your side is facing me instead of your front, I then launch two fingers into your pressure point in your side.*

 

[Xylon]

Whoa! Not under the belt!
*ascends my own knee up, and into the side of yours - intercepting it, however also pushing it out of it's track so your side is facing me instead of your front, I then launch two fingers into your pressure point in your side.*

-Right before the final impact, i loosen all my body muscles, which causes the damage to spread around leaving my thighs unaffected. Following that up with a slap from both sides to your ears, forcing air into your ear drums. This would leave behind a sudden headache and a echoing 'ding' sound-

 

[Gobi Gobletsson]

-Right before the final impact, i loosen all my body muscles, which causes the damage to spread around leaving my thighs unaffected. Following that up with a slap from both sides to your ears, forcing air into your ear drums. This would leave behind a sudden headache and a echoing 'ding' sound-

*Noticing the fact that my attack wasn't as succesfull as I wanted, I notice you're waving your palms towards my head. I quickly, with the foot I'm holdning my balance on, sets off in a backflip. I launch the leg's foot up into the chin of yours as I make distance. I follow up dashing towards you, and makes a sweep kick.(I don't expect you to be launched into the air if I hit your chin. x.x)*

 

[Xylon]

*Noticing the fact that my attack wasn't as succesfull as I wanted, I notice you're waving your palms towards my head. I quickly, with the foot I'm holdning my balance on, sets off in a backflip. I launch the leg's foot up into the chin of yours as I make distance. I follow up dashing towards you, and makes a sweep kick.(I don't expect you to be launched into the air if I hit your chin. x.x)*

-Grabs your leg as you try hit my chin with my totally awesome Minato speed-
Well i've seen your skills, lets begin. First Mummify yourself O_O

 

[Gobi Gobletsson]

-Grabs your leg as you try hit my chin with my totally awesome Minato speed-
Well i've seen your skills, lets begin. First Mummify yourself O_O

Blasphemy O^O

*Summons some bandages with my awesome medjutsu training (Yes I want my moments too ~_O), and mummifies myself.*

@_@

 

[Xylon]

Blasphemy O^O

*Summons some bandages with my awesome medjutsu training (Yes I want my moments too ~_O), and mummifies myself.*

@_@

-Beats you up while you can't move-
Alright are you able to move properly? O_O
The main reason for this is once you activate gates, you'll be putting incredible strain on your body and with all the exercising we'l be doing i don't want your joints to displace. Ready?

 

[Gobi Gobletsson]

-Beats you up while you can't move-
Alright are you able to move properly? O_O
The main reason for this is once you activate gates, you'll be putting incredible strain on your body and with all the exercising we'l be doing i don't want your joints to displace. Ready?

@_@

Hai! I'm ready Xylon-Senseiiii!!!111 (Goes ultra derp. ~_~) O^O

 

[Xylon]

@_@

Hai! I'm ready Xylon-Senseiiii!!!111 (Goes ultra derp. ~_~) O^O

Alright stand still. The First Gate Gate of Opening (開門, Kaimon) is located in the brain. Focus on regulating chakra throughout your body. Do you know the first Gate makes a huge difference? Normally an average human being cannot use more then 1 percent of his brain. So apart from movements a human being has no administrative control over its own body. You can't adjust how much energy you give to what part of your body, because the brain has set a limiter on it. Take this as an example, the computers hardware dies fast if you've set it to maximum performance. Like that your body can't perform excessively. The usual limit is 20% muscle output.
-Pokes your forehead with incredible force sending ounces of my chakra inside your head to force open the gate for your first time-
If the gate is opened. All your stress from our exercise should be gone and your performance should increase 5 fold. How do you feel? Try some basic movements and exercises.

 

[Gobi Gobletsson]

Alright stand still. The First Gate Gate of Opening (開門, Kaimon) is located in the brain. Focus on regulating chakra throughout your body. Do you know the first Gate makes a huge difference? Normally an average human being cannot use more then 1 percent of his brain. So apart from movements a human being has no administrative control over its own body. You can't adjust how much energy you give to what part of your body, because the brain has set a limiter on it. Take this as an example, the computers hardware dies fast if you've set it to maximum performance. Like that your body can't perform excessively. The usual limit is 20% muscle output.
-Pokes your forehead with incredible force sending ounces of my chakra inside your head to force open the gate for your first time-
If the gate is opened. All your stress from our exercise should be gone and your performance should increase 5 fold. How do you feel? Try some basic movements and exercises.

*I regulate my chakra throughout my body.*

Hai~ Let's check it out. o_o


*I make a backflip, landing on my feet in a low-stance. I follow up with a 360 degree leg sweep O^O And several punches through the air. All done with ease...

I continue up by falling down on all four and makes some push-ups and other many exercises*

*Gets up*

I be loving this. o.o

 

[Xylon]

*I regulate my chakra throughout my body.*

Hai~ Let's check it out. o_o


*I make a backflip, landing on my feet in a low-stance. I follow up with a 360 degree leg sweep O^O And several punches through the air. All done with ease...

I continue up by falling down on all four and makes some push-ups and other many exercises*

*Gets up*

I be loving this. o.o

Now try advance movements.

 

[Gobi Gobletsson]

Now try advance movements.

*I jump into a hand stand, and twists my body making wheel kicks, soon after making a cartwheel, landing in a low-stance already performing a leg sweep and immediatly after going up into my stance before, twisting my body, making wheel kicks. I finish off by setting off with my hands, and makes a somersault kicking down onto the air.(If there was an opponent, it would most likely be the head/shoulders.) and lands gracefully.*

Tadaaa O^O

 

[Xylon]

*I jump into a hand stand, and twists my body making wheel kicks, soon after making a cartwheel, landing in a low-stance already performing a leg sweep and immediatly after going up into my stance before, twisting my body, making wheel kicks. I finish off by setting off with my hands, and makes a somersault kicking down onto the air.(If there was an opponent, it would most likely be the head/shoulders.) and lands gracefully.*

Tadaaa O^O

Now you do know how to close them right? O_O

 

[Gobi Gobletsson]

Now you do know how to close them right? O_O

Wait- what? O_O

 

[Xylon]

Wait- what? O_O

Your screwed O_O

 

[Gobi Gobletsson]

Your screwed O_O

Help meh~!!! :crazy:

 

[Xylon]

Help meh~!!! :crazy:

Got a girlfriend? Wife? Valued possessions? O_O