[Discussion] Wtf is Smoothie doing?

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Katakuri hasn't done shit.

>Killed the priest instead of Sanji
>Failed to stop the cake from tipping over and being destroyed
>Failed to take down Luffy
>Failed to stop the picture from being destroyed

Katakuri has been an L since the chaos started, so there's no reason to wonder why he's doing stuff and Smoothie hasn't.
 

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Katakuri hasn't done shit.

>Killed the priest instead of Sanji
>Failed to stop the cake from tipping over and being destroyed
>Failed to take down Luffy
>Failed to stop the picture from being destroyed

Katakuri has been an L since the chaos started, so there's no reason to wonder why he's doing stuff and Smoothie hasn't.
Yes, Katakuri is obviously a loser since he can't, by himself, stop the SHs + Jinbe from destroying the picture while the other BM Pirates do nothing...
 

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Why is she just sitting there and doing nothing? Why is Katakuri the only BM subordinate that's doing anything?
There are only so many panels in a chapter.

And unless you want her to do something that isn't shown. But you probably would be complaining that her actions were off-paneled afterwards.

So exactly 1 chapter into the fight. What the hell are you complaining about ?
 

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Legit the question of the week. What is anyone but Katakuri even doing? Lmfao I remember when even the guests were being gassed up just a few weeks ago, this is just a shitshow with Katakuri being the only competent one opposing Luffy's group.

Smoothie has been utterly useless this entire arc, lets not forget when she couldn't even bust through a door to handle Brook, she allowed him to steal the poneglyph. Heck Big Mom came all the way over while Smoothie was just standing outside waiting for Brook to finish robbing the print.

BM and her crew are a bunch of incompetent tards. Bunch of chickens with their heads cut off.

Katakuri has been the sole saving grace, legit doing everything while everyone else just sits there looking braindead. I wonder if he even belongs in this crew, maybe he was adopted.
 

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Legit the question of the week. What is anyone but Katakuri even doing? Lmfao I remember when even the guests were being gassed up just a few weeks ago, this is just a shitshow with Katakuri being the only competent one opposing Luffy's group.

Smoothie has been utterly useless this entire arc, lets not forget when she couldn't even bust through a door to handle Brook, she allowed him to steal the poneglyph. Heck Big Mom came all the way over while Smoothie was just standing outside waiting for Brook to finish robbing the print.

BM and her crew are a bunch of incompetent tards. Bunch of chickens with their heads cut off.

Katakuri has been the sole saving grace, legit doing everything while everyone else just sits there looking braindead. I wonder if he even belongs in this crew, maybe he was adopted.
I wonder what Smoothie's real DF is, the Juice-Juice Fruit or the Mannequin-Mannequin Fruit?
 

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Yes, Katakuri is obviously a loser since he can't, by himself, stop the SHs + Jinbe from destroying the picture while the other BM Pirates do nothing...
I didn't say he was a loser, I said he's failed at every turn since the chaos started. Nothing he's attempted to do has ended in success. Him trying to shoot Sanji and killing the priest instead is still a failure regardless of what people around him are doing.

Him being unable to stop the cake from being destroyed shows the limits of his foresight relative to the rest of his abilities.

Him failing to even notice Brook going for the picture shows his inability to adapt beyond his visions, making his foresight a liability as it's just distracted him so far.

Trying to act and resulting in failure is just as bad as not acting, period.

Plus as Love Cook has mentioned, the chaos has been relatively brief. It literally JUST started and you're already expecting them to be super on top of what's going on?

Legit the question of the week. What is anyone but Katakuri even doing? Lmfao I remember when even the guests were being gassed up just a few weeks ago, this is just a shitshow with Katakuri being the only competent one opposing Luffy's group.

Smoothie has been utterly useless this entire arc, lets not forget when she couldn't even bust through a door to handle Brook, she allowed him to steal the poneglyph. Heck Big Mom came all the way over while Smoothie was just standing outside waiting for Brook to finish robbing the print.

BM and her crew are a bunch of incompetent tards. Bunch of chickens with their heads cut off.

Katakuri has been the sole saving grace, legit doing everything while everyone else just sits there looking braindead. I wonder if he even belongs in this crew, maybe he was adopted.
Right, because I'm sure Big Mom would put her Poneglyph/valued treasure behind a door that's easy to break down? Don't forget that there are materials in this world that even top tiers like Whitebeard can't break, like the siege wall in Marineford and seastone, so it's pretty stupid to ridicule a character for not busting a door the Emperor she serves has to protect that Emperor's extremely valued items.
 
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Legit the question of the week. What is anyone but Katakuri even doing? Lmfao I remember when even the guests were being gassed up just a few weeks ago, this is just a shitshow with Katakuri being the only competent one opposing Luffy's group.

Smoothie has been utterly useless this entire arc, lets not forget when she couldn't even bust through a door to handle Brook, she allowed him to steal the poneglyph. Heck Big Mom came all the way over while Smoothie was just standing outside waiting for Brook to finish robbing the print.

BM and her crew are a bunch of incompetent tards. Bunch of chickens with their heads cut off.

Katakuri has been the sole saving grace, legit doing everything while everyone else just sits there looking braindead. I wonder if he even belongs in this crew, maybe he was adopted.
you're the most obnoxious and annoying person on the internet.

This chapter started with a flashback and was long enough for Dogtooth to launch one attack and have it countered. You're the most impatient guy here, just chill or drop the series for half a year if you cant take it to read it week by week. It thanks to people like you that I'm glad we have a break next week. So you can rage a bit longer.

Remember when the admirals were sitting down during the war ? Maybe Oda wants to save some top tiers instead of blowing his load in chapter one of the fight. Like you said there are 20 other people waiting for a fight. they also will need to get some panel time. I hope he saves Smoothie till the very end to spite you.
 

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Katakuri hasn't done shit.

>Killed the priest instead of Sanji
>Failed to stop the cake from tipping over and being destroyed
>Failed to take down Luffy
>Failed to stop the picture from being destroyed

Katakuri has been an L since the chaos started, so there's no reason to wonder why he's doing stuff and Smoothie hasn't.
Just because everyone blew their pants about katakuri doesn't mean you need to go the opposite way and just violate the guy lol. He hasn't been able to do anything because quite frankly there's too much shit going on. He stopped Luffy from destroying the pic but Brook did it the guy can't be everywhere. But yh its been one chapter smoothie will do her thing eventually.
 

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Big Mom almost went crazy on Katakuri because he helped her. I think the others know not to get in BM's way when she is pissed. She can handle it by herself & everyone else should stay put is what's going on.

Courtesy of OJ.
 

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you're the most obnoxious and annoying person on the internet.

This chapter started with a flashback and was long enough for Dogtooth to launch one attack and have it countered. You're the most impatient guy here, just chill or drop the series for half a year if you cant take it to read it week by week. It thanks to people like you that I'm glad we have a break next week. So you can rage a bit longer.

Remember when the admirals were sitting down during the war ? Maybe Oda wants to save some top tiers instead of blowing his load in chapter one of the fight. Like you said there are 20 other people waiting for a fight. they also will need to get some panel time. I hope he saves Smoothie till the very end to spite you.
Remind me how any of this defends what Smoothie did when she allowed Brook to steal the poneglyph print? She just uh stood there....and did nothing, for no valid reason.

Will Smoothie get hers eventually? Maybe. Does that justify her retarded actions, or lack of actions prior to this? No. This isn't a board game where one person has to move one at a time, that is some crap tier writing.
 

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Just because everyone blew their pants about katakuri doesn't mean you need to go the opposite way and just violate the guy lol. He hasn't been able to do anything because quite frankly there's too much shit going on. He stopped Luffy from destroying the pic but Brook did it the guy can't be everywhere. But yh its been one chapter smoothie will do her thing eventually.
This is really what I'm saying. There's a ton going on in a very short period of time. The chaos JUST started. People are lauding that Katakuri is doing this and that when he's been just as helpless as the others despite his foresight. In time, I'm sure Big Mom's side will bounce back and turn the tides back in their favor.
 

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Remind me how any of this defends what Smoothie did when she allowed Brook to steal the poneglyph print? She just uh stood there....and did nothing, for no valid reason.

Will Smoothie get hers eventually? Maybe. Does that justify her retarded actions, or lack of actions prior to this? No. This isn't a board game where one person has to move one at a time, that is some crap tier writing.
Ahhh now it is the writing. Piss off.

On the chapter where One Piece celebrates 20 years of serialization you come by to shit on the writing and complain about it all taking too long.

Expert Toshi coming to lecture us to tell how Oda is fucking up after 20 years. What a joke you are.

Smoothie knew what she was doing. Brook was locked in there, and she just trapped him and waited so that they could search him. That would've worked on 99.99% of the people except for the guy who can flip his skull open.

But if you would rather have Smoothie have some good portrayal, kick down the door, steal the poneglyphs and deny Luffy's shut at being Pirate King. Then I suddenly understand how you would make for a much more interesting writer than Oda. Because Luffy's journey would last 20 days instead of 20 weeks before you paint yourself in a corner.

Of course this is not a board game, but it is portrayed that way, because you're reading a comic. But if you have a way to display multiple things at a time on a piece of paper I'm sure Marvel, DC, Shonen and a lot of other companies would pay you some big bucks for that idea. And until that day comes, we're going to see one thing at a time, and have the 'idea' that everything is happening simultaneously.
 

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Ahhh now it is the writing. Piss off.

On the chapter where One Piece celebrates 20 years of serialization you come by to shit on the writing and complain about it all taking too long.

Expert Toshi coming to lecture us to tell how Oda is fucking up after 20 years. What a joke you are.

Smoothie knew what she was doing. Brook was locked in there, and she just trapped him and waited so that they could search him. That would've worked on 99.99% of the people except for the guy who can flip his skull open.

But if you would rather have Smoothie have some good portrayal, kick down the door, steal the poneglyphs and deny Luffy's shut at being Pirate King. Then I suddenly understand how you would make for a much more interesting writer than Oda. Because Luffy's journey would last 20 days instead of 20 weeks before you paint yourself in a corner.

Of course this is not a board game, but it is portrayed that way, because you're reading a comic. But if you have a way to display multiple things at a time on a piece of paper I'm sure Marvel, DC, Shonen and a lot of other companies would pay you some big bucks for that idea. And until that day comes, we're going to see one thing at a time, and have the 'idea' that everything is happening simultaneously.
Spoken like a true apologist.
 

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> It would be hard to take advantage of a 5seconds window to kill Big Mom with her top tier fighters all around

Last week
> Everyone prepares their gun to kill

This week
> Gets trolled by like 10people with room to spare(Jinbei, Luffys, Brook, Nami and co chilling in the area) despite vast numerical superiority

At this rate, even days after, they'd just remain like statues they are portrayed to be right now. Not just Smoothie, but the entirety of Big Mom pirates who other than Katakuri are just incompetent bunch. Even Donquixote Pirates at least faced much more adversity than this troll
 

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> It would be hard to take advantage of a 5seconds window to kill Big Mom with her top tier fighters all around

Last week
> Everyone prepares their gun to kill

This week
> Gets trolled by like 10people with room to spare(Jinbei, Luffys, Brook, Nami and co chilling in the area) despite vast numerical superiority

At this rate, even days after, they'd just remain like statues they are portrayed to be right now. Not just Smoothie, but the entirety of Big Mom pirates who other than Katakuri are just incompetent bunch. Even Donquixote Pirates at least faced much more adversity than this troll
You're saying the Donquixote Pirates are better than an Emperor's crew. This is how delusional you're getting.
 

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You're saying the Donquixote Pirates are better than an Emperor's crew. This is how delusional you're getting.
Learn to read. I never said they were better. I said they faced much more adversity(implying that they at least had a more challenging situation than this one making Big Mom pirates other than Katakuri looking like retards).

Donquixote pirates faced this

- Luffy, Zoro, Franky, Robin, Usopp
- Law
- Strawhat representative fleets(Cavendish, Chinjao, Sai, Bartolomeo, and so on)
- Dressrosa citizens, King Riku and soldiers

And still didn't look that badly

When Big Mom pirates are getting trolled in their own territorial-wedding by like 10people :lmao:
 

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Learn to read. I never said they were better. I said they faced much more adversity(implying that they at least had a more challenging situation than this one making Big Mom pirates other than Katakuri looking like retards).

Donquixote pirates faced this

- Luffy, Zoro, Franky, Robin, Usopp
- Law
- Strawhat representative fleets(Cavendish, Chinjao, Sai, Bartolomeo, and so on)
- Dressrosa citizens, King Riku and soldiers

And still didn't look that badly

When Big Mom pirates are getting trolled in their own territorial-wedding by like 10people :lmao:
So...in other words you're saying they're better. Yeah, my post still stands.
 

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She will face Vinsmokes the fight has already started . Anyone hyped Katakuri could face sanji ^o^. It seems Katakuri fighs leg too and i am waiting for Sanji to arrive and kill the show . !!
 
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