Worst and best pick up lines share XD

[Punk Hazard]

this is one i used when i was six on my babysitter

me: let me see your tits
her: no
melease
her: no
me: just one
her: no!

later. i saw her moms tits

 

[Sindy]

idk if this has been posted yet but eh

Hi my name is Doug. It's god spelled backwards with U in the middle

 

[t_mala]

i like the straight up your mine now one down there xd

 

[Don Roberto]

Do you have a map or GPS? Because I'm lost in your eyes.

worstactually I have said that to one girl because of a bet with my friend)
me: Do you know why I dropped my ice cream?
she: No cutie, why?
me: Because you are so hot and when I saw you my **** got hard,so I covered him with both of my hands.
she: Wow you're an *******. Nice to meet you dickhead.

 

[t_mala]

lmao!!!!!

 

[Don Roberto]

or this one:
me: Hey babe do you know what I see right now when I look at you?
she: No..but I would like to hear it.
me: (with a smile on my face) I see your potential of being love of my live.

she got blushy actually

 

[t_mala]

hmmm i dont like that one but did it work?

 

[Don Roberto]

hmmm i dont like that one but did it work?

well she was a blond...so yeah,we dated for week,then I found another girl with big "potential" lol

 

[Jack Spicer]

Best- Hello, I'm Batman.

 

[t_mala]

lol you guys are funny at times

 

[Don Roberto]

Or you can hit her with a brick and **** the body while she is passed out...easiest way, srsly. lol xd

 

[t_mala]

heres one i made up in my mind just now
hi
i dropped my key can you help me find it?
yes whats the key for?
my heart
lame O_O

 

[Ben-sama]

"Let's go eat a pie, bitch"

works every time U_U

 

[t_mala]

straight up pimp O_O

 

[Don Roberto]

Naww, I'm always saying if girl is attractive for me.
it's like:
Hi, hows ya doin?
Hi, nvm, you?
Well actually I saw you back there,and you caught my eye,so I wanted to ask, do you have a boyfriend?

usually works with older girls,like 18-21.
as for younger...I don't know, I don't like younger girls, unless they can prove to me they are smart enough.

lol no offense tho

 

[t_mala]

how do you know they are young? what if they look old when they are young?

 

[Don Roberto]

how do you know they are young? what if they look old when they are young?

mainly because they act diffent and talk diffent.
older girls are more matured more solid(not all of them ofcourse), they have more courage,and can talk freely,younger girls are more "locked up" and immature.(again not all of them ofc)
I don't know how to explain it but when I see or talk with a girl I can see how old is she.

 

[t_mala]

well how old do you think i am?

 

[Don Roberto]

well how old do you think i am?

how can I know that? I've never seen you or talked with you in real life.

..but I think it would be between 16-19. I don't think you can be older.

but I can be wrong. :shrug:

 

[t_mala]

thanks but im 21 older than you im sure xd