I've read all the posts and I have to say, while this is probably the funniest thread in the history of this website; none of you guys can rap. Let me welcome you all to the Hidden Mist School of Poetry:
None of you guys can rap
Going back and forth with tit for tat
Your lines are just pre-school reading like "The Cat in the Hat"
You guys are all the same like mindless drones
Copying each other like multiple shadow clones
But my lyrics are nice and precise
Like Gentle Fist palm strikes
My rhymes come from all degrees and angles
Pure poetry like the Banner Star-Spangled
You couldn't measure my flow with a protractor
I'm multiplication, Ya'll just missing factors
I own all the glory, Y'all just poor benefactors
This is just rhyme practice for me
Like the P.S.A.T
With masterful poetic movement
But ya'll still Ninja Academy Students
So you run out of rhymes really quick
Like melting popsickle licks
But i can rhyme for 24 times an hour
Like Kiefer Sutherland playing Jack Bauer
When I rhyme, I tell a different story
Cuttin through these lyrics like Kakashi's chidori
So I just set myself apart from the rest
And schooled you like a
Standard
Achievement
Test!
I dare ANYONE to challenge my lyrical vigor
Cause I'll turn your own attacks against you like the
Yata Mirror!
And After all that I'm still on topic!
I you've got a wack rhyme, you'd better drop it
I really need to stop it xd
Peace & I'm out