dragon sage
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So I am not a minato fan boy (granted i think he is cool), I am more into shikimaru... no homo ha ha.
also this is not meant to be 100% serious its liek 15% serious at best so just laugh and do be so fan boyish about it XD.
BUT this is why minato will beat every opponent he comes up against...
minato vs madara (and pretty much any sharingan user ever): OH so you can see through every move I can make? *stab stab* Well now you can't see anything
minato vs orochimaru: Oh so you have a lot of ninjutsu at your disposable? *slice slice* well now you can't even clap your hands... better pick your hands up off the floor buddy.
minato vs hashirama: Oh so you can summon trees can you? *swoop* Now they are all gone in another dimension oh, wait did i say dimension? i meant in your tummy enjoy!
minato vs 3rd hokage: *3rd hokage* minato.. it saddens me to think that guahaha!! *kunai knife to the throat*. Sorry im not into long speeches :3.
minato vs 3rd raikage: oh so you have tough skin do you? *stab* *shink* oh sh%# you do have tough skin... wonder if you can *swoop* live a 10 mile fall! ha ha ha! *swoop*.
minato vs 4th raikage: ...not this again dude...
minato vs muu: oh so you can fly eh? *swoop* me too! *stab* or at least my knife can. oh you split? *stab* *stab*
minato vs sage of the six paths: oh so your a *plop*... *sage of six paths* oh my hell.. that guy was annoying... Hey! will you tell one of my sons to clean this up please? thanks... I got minato goop on my shirt! gross.
seriously though minato would probably beat every one just on the bases that he would stab them in the neck while they were giving their huge life story speech XD.
Again not a minato fan, Just thought id clear you all up on some stuff. hope you got a laugh or two ha ha.
also this is not meant to be 100% serious its liek 15% serious at best so just laugh and do be so fan boyish about it XD.
BUT this is why minato will beat every opponent he comes up against...
minato vs madara (and pretty much any sharingan user ever): OH so you can see through every move I can make? *stab stab* Well now you can't see anything
minato vs orochimaru: Oh so you have a lot of ninjutsu at your disposable? *slice slice* well now you can't even clap your hands... better pick your hands up off the floor buddy.
minato vs hashirama: Oh so you can summon trees can you? *swoop* Now they are all gone in another dimension oh, wait did i say dimension? i meant in your tummy
enjoy!minato vs 3rd hokage: *3rd hokage* minato.. it saddens me to think that guahaha!! *kunai knife to the throat*. Sorry im not into long speeches :3.
minato vs 3rd raikage: oh so you have tough skin do you? *stab* *shink* oh sh%# you do have tough skin... wonder if you can *swoop* live a 10 mile fall! ha ha ha! *swoop*.
minato vs 4th raikage: ...not this again dude...
minato vs muu: oh so you can fly eh? *swoop* me too!
*stab* or at least my knife can. oh you split? *stab* *stab*minato vs sage of the six paths: oh so your a *plop*... *sage of six paths* oh my hell.. that guy was annoying... Hey! will you tell one of my sons to clean this up please? thanks... I got minato goop on my shirt! gross.
seriously though minato would probably beat every one just on the bases that he would stab them in the neck while they were giving their huge life story speech XD.
Again not a minato fan, Just thought id clear you all up on some stuff
. hope you got a laugh or two ha ha.
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