Your Creepy Stalker
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**DISCLAIMER** This is not about power. This is about why I wanted Sasuke to defeat Naruto in an utterly one sided curbstomp that won't include the words "Nerfed" outside the disclaimers. So shut up.
Over the past few... seconds, I've been thinking about the VOTE2 fight, and realised that I wanted Sasuke to win enough to justify a trollbait thread like this. So i'm going to be listing my reasons that I wanted Naruto to get his ass handed to him on a silver platter. Make of them what you will, because I sure don't understand the workings of my own twisted mind.
1: I am an Ignorant Sasuke Fanboy who doesn't know any better.
2: I always want the main character to lose, regardless of who they are, or what they are facing.
3: Naruto has a type advantage with Wind > Lightning. Have you ever cheered for Blastoise to defeat Charizard?
4: Sasuke is destined to lose as an Indra transmigrant. Transmigration is dumb.
5: Naruto has a prophecy backing him up. Prophecies are dumb.
6: Sasuke showcased new abilities at VOTE2. Naruto stuck with Clones and Nukes like he always does.
7: Naruto had no plans for the future, other than to hope nothing goes wrong. Sasuke actually had plans.
8: If Naruto had killed Sasuke, he wouldn't be able to undo Infinite Tsukiyomi. Sasuke had the Bijuu in case of that.
9: Sasuke got sidelined against Kaguya for no real reason.
10: I resent any character with their name in the title.
11: Prior to the fight, a bunch of people were saying Naruto would curbstomp. My default is disagreeing with people.
12: Naruto's hair is dumb. Sasuke's hair is also dumb, but he makes it work.
13: Something Something Naruto is Hitler Something Something.
14: Naruto ignored established manga rules by absorbing "way too much" Nature energy, which has been established as fatal.
15: Sasuke was Nerfed. Oh, bugger, I promised not to say that.
16: I am just playing devils advocate at this point.
17: I want to get to 20, but i'm running out of ideas.
18: Sasuke would win in a staring contest.
19: Naruto is not related to Itachi, which is an instant point loss.
20: Clickbait Thread Achieved. Lets see if it works.
Over the past few... seconds, I've been thinking about the VOTE2 fight, and realised that I wanted Sasuke to win enough to justify a trollbait thread like this. So i'm going to be listing my reasons that I wanted Naruto to get his ass handed to him on a silver platter. Make of them what you will, because I sure don't understand the workings of my own twisted mind.
1: I am an Ignorant Sasuke Fanboy who doesn't know any better.
2: I always want the main character to lose, regardless of who they are, or what they are facing.
3: Naruto has a type advantage with Wind > Lightning. Have you ever cheered for Blastoise to defeat Charizard?
4: Sasuke is destined to lose as an Indra transmigrant. Transmigration is dumb.
5: Naruto has a prophecy backing him up. Prophecies are dumb.
6: Sasuke showcased new abilities at VOTE2. Naruto stuck with Clones and Nukes like he always does.
7: Naruto had no plans for the future, other than to hope nothing goes wrong. Sasuke actually had plans.
8: If Naruto had killed Sasuke, he wouldn't be able to undo Infinite Tsukiyomi. Sasuke had the Bijuu in case of that.
9: Sasuke got sidelined against Kaguya for no real reason.
10: I resent any character with their name in the title.
11: Prior to the fight, a bunch of people were saying Naruto would curbstomp. My default is disagreeing with people.
12: Naruto's hair is dumb. Sasuke's hair is also dumb, but he makes it work.
13: Something Something Naruto is Hitler Something Something.
14: Naruto ignored established manga rules by absorbing "way too much" Nature energy, which has been established as fatal.
15: Sasuke was Nerfed. Oh, bugger, I promised not to say that.
16: I am just playing devils advocate at this point.
17: I want to get to 20, but i'm running out of ideas.
18: Sasuke would win in a staring contest.
19: Naruto is not related to Itachi, which is an instant point loss.
20: Clickbait Thread Achieved. Lets see if it works.
