Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Kagerou]

Just a simple forum game based on the #1 question. xD

Simply give a reason on why you think the chicken crossed the road.

Make it as funny as you can. XD

I'll go first:

Because he was late for work.

 

[Luamek]

to f*ck bad b*tches and then run back to the other side to get ran the f*ck over by a delivery truck and then be eaten for Thanksgiving because the family was too f*cking poor to buy a turkey...R.I.P Dumba$$ Chicken...say hello to Itachi and Nagato for me!

 

[V h o]

Because the farmer wanted chicken.

 

[ClarifyingThings]

Because Shounen is on break

 

[LOCKKO REE]

because he had a date and his date was waiting on other side

 

[HornyPanda3]

Because he was beefing with the northside crips. He was packing the heat and needed to show hes gangster.