Who would you not want to run into in a dark alley

[EliteKakashi]

In terms of physically imposing? Jiraiya, Kisame and Ibiki.

In terms of purely how they look? Orochimaru.

In terms of who could kick my ass? Every ninja in the narutoverse..given, you know, they're ninjas and can use chakra and all..

 

[maxhawk91]

Me:Anyone here.
Killer B: Yo. Fool its me! Da' rappin' Killer B!
Me: Um...yay?
Killer B: Dude don't be crude. Brighten da' mood! Up top from da' source. Of Course I'm gonna rape ya' and rap 'til my voice gets hoarse.
Yeeeeeeeah