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Naruto ran to the end of the stree, and stopped at a local corner store. Sasuke stood, facing him across a gas-pump drive-through (you know what I mean. I don't know what to call it) and took off his sunglasses.
"Naruto! In this world, you are the wanted criminal, and I am soon to be the hero who brings you in." Sasuke said.
"WHAT!?" Naruto cried. "What did I do!?!?!?"
"Honestly, I have no idea. But these people think you did something, and that's good enough for them." Sasuke began to weave hand seals, ending on tiger. He was about to use a Fire Style jutsu, when Kakashi grabbed one of his wrists.
"Don't do that, Sasuke, there's gas under our feet right now; you'll blow us all to smitherines!"
"Kakashi? How do you know this!?"
"Unlike you, I took the time to study up on this world. Use that jutsu, and you'll ignite all of the gas and oil around us in one swift move, killing everyone here."
Sasuke pulled away from Kakashi, reaching for his sword.
"Looking for this?" Sasuke looked up to see Kakashi holding his sword away from him. "It's against the law to have one of these here. I'm going to have to bring you in."
"Just because you try to relive your ANBU days in a weaker world, doesn't mean you can just take me in!" Sasuke punched Kakashi in the gut and took back his sword.
"Hey, Draven!" one of the employee's at the corner store said. "Chech this out!"
"Yeah, Zach?" Draven and Zach stood behind the counter and watched the fight through the windows.
"Is that dude a cop!?" Zach asked.
"I dunno," Draven replied.
"Me neither."
"That's it, Sasuke. You are officially under arrest!"
"You have to catch me, first." Sasuke leaped up to the overhang protecting the cars filling up from possible rain (or something to that effect) and stood upside down. Zach and Drave leaned to watch him.
"Excuse me-" an old lady said.
"Sh!" Zach said.
"We're watching some kid fight a cop!" Draven finished.
"Oh, really!?" The old lady leaned over to join the watching.
"Didn't think I'd have to use this," Kakashi said. He pulled, from one of his jacket pockets, a small pistol.
"What is that thing!?" Naruto asked, keeping his distance from Sasuke.
"It's a gun," Kakashi replied. "A mid to long-range weapon that kills," Kakashi loaded the gun. "Almost instantly."
Kakashi shot at Sasuke, who ran with his ninja speed away from the bullet, deflecting it with his sword. Sasuke ran at Naruto, who had made three Shadow Clones to help him fight. By now, everyone in the store was trying to watch the cop, the guy on the roof, and the guy who cloned himself fight.
"What is going on here!?!?" the manager asked.
"Don't worry," Zach said. "We charged them all ten bucks!"
Draven handed the manager a wad of tens.
"Hm. Carry on."
As the manager left, one of the guys watching asked, "Do we get the other ten back?"
Draven flipped through their stack of tens. "Nope." He cut the stack in half and gave one half to Zach.
Meanwhile, Sasuke jumped down and cut through all three clones, leaving Naruto alone, with his one clone he made afterwards for a Rasengan.
"What's that!?!?" a lady in the store cried.
"Quiet!" Zach said.
"Yeah, some of us are trying to watch!"
The one clone distracted Sasuke while the real Naruto somehow got behind him and caught him with the Rasengan in the stomache as Sasuke turned around, trying to fight the real Naruto. The force of the impact was enough to shatter the windows of the corner store, sending all of the customers into a panic.
"AWESOME!!!" Zach and Draven said in unison.
As Sasuke regained his equalibrium, Naruto was itching to do another Rasengan, but was stopped by Kakashi.
"There are regular people in there," he told him, "that have no idea what just happened. Don't do it again if you don't have to."
"Fine!" By that time, Sasuke was on his feet, and between Kakashi and Naruto, pushing Naruto away from Kakashi so he could avoid the bullet by still be between.
"I didn't want to have to do this!" Sasuke said. "But you leave me no choice!" Sasuke made the hand signs for a Chidori, and then held it in his left hand. Kakashi lifted his bandana in time to see one stray spark make it's way down a gas nozzle.
"NARUTO! RUN!"
"That's the second time-" Naruto began, already running, as a massive fireball errupted from the underground gas resivoir. Kakashi tried to teleport as much of the explosion as possible back to their dimension, but only slightly succeeded.
The blast was less intense, but it still leveled the corner store, leaving everyone inside seriously injured, and Sasuke was thrown into a domestic house, leaving him burnt from the front and in serious pain in the back. Naruto was only thrown into a street, but he was nearly run over by a semi, to be saved moments before impact by his father's Flying Thunder God technique (which he worked on during his training with Bee).
"That," Draven said, in a weakened voice.
"Was... Awesome!" Zach said.
"We should do it again!"
"Totally!"
"Naruto," Kakashi said. "Where's Sasuke!?"
"We was thrown into that house by the explosion," Naruto replied. Kakashi and Naruto checked the house, only to find rubble. No signs of life, living or dead (the family of the home was out).
"Where could he have gone?" Naruto asked out loud.
"Really, he could've gone anywhere."
"So, Marty," George asked. "Whadda ya' think you're gunna do now?"
"I'm not sure, actually," Madara replied. "What do you guys do for fun around here?"
Jack and George looked at each other, and then burst out laughing. "Fun?" Jack asked. "This place is so boring, sometimes the best part of your day is going to sleep!"
"So why does anyone live out here?"
"Because of all the nice people," George replied. "But Jack's right. If you can't find any friends, life here's going to drive you insane."
I'm sure life here's going to drive me insane anyways! Madara thought. He looked around and saw the church building (having no idea what it was).
"What's that?" Madara asked, pointing at the church behind him.
"That's the church, Marty," George replied. "This week, the pastors sermon was on the the joy of everlasting life."
"EVERLASTING LIFE!?!?!?" Finally, I've found a use for this world! All I have to do is find this 'pastor' guy, and convince him to give me the secrets of eternal life!!!
"Yeah," Jack said. "How you can accept god into yourself and give yourself everlasting life."
"God?"
"The creator of the universe!" George said. "Where did you come from again?"
Madara looked at George and Jack with his Sharingan. "You don't care."
"You know what," Jack said. "We don't care, do we George?"
"Nope!"
So what these geezers are telling me, Madara thought. Is that whoever this 'pastor' is, he can give me eternal life, AND the powers of the Sage of Six Paths!?!?!? It's almost too good to be true!!!!
"Say," Madara said. "I'd like to know more about this. Where can I find the 'pastor'?"
A man, bulging with muscles was thrown to the ground.
"NO! No more, NO MORE! I beg you!" But the man who was throwing him around didn't stop. He picked him up one more time and threw him out of the ring.
"OOOHHH...!!!!!!" a carnival worker said. "From bold to cowering in seven seconds, not too bad!! Is there anyone left who thinks they can take on, 'The Neanderthal'!!!!!?!?!?!!!!"
Just then, the air shimmered and a punk teenager appeared in the ring.
"HIM!" a kid in the crowd shouted. The carny turned around to see Sasuke, adjusting his sunglasses and collars.
"Ah, brave kid, aren't ya'?" the carny asked.
"Wait, what? Why am I brave?" Sasuke asked.
"I should ask you to take off any accessories. Not because it'll give you an advantage, you just may lose them."
Sasuke turned around to see a bulking giant of a man in nothing more than a loin cloth standing behind him.
"You want me to fight this, thing!?!?" he asked.
"Unless you're too scared!" the carny replied.
"DON'T BE CHICKEN!!" the kid yelled.
"I was just checking."
"Okay, so you know the rules-"
"Actually, I don't."
"Okay, if you can stay in the ring for ten seconds, you win fifty dollars. If you stay in the ring for a minute, you win one hundred dollars. If you somehow beat 'The Neanderthal', you win one thousand dollars."
"Sounds easy enough."
"This has been going all day, and better men than you have been tossed out in three seconds. In fact, no one in my history of doing this has been able to last ten seconds!"
"I can change that."
"Do you want to give me your stuff?"
"You said that was only so it wouldn't get damaged or lost?"
"Yes."
"Then why should I bother?"
"You're pertty full of youself, kid."
"I'm full of the truth, and it's the truth that I'm going to win!"
"Whatever you say!" The carny stepped down from the ring and to his designated stand twenty-five feet away, past where The Neanderthal can usually throw people.
"BEGIN!"
How will Sasuke's fight with 'The Neanderthal' end up? Will he make known his powers? Will Madara get what he's looking for? What are Naruto and Kakashi going to do now? Tune in tomorrow, for my next chapter of 'When Worlds Collide'!
"Naruto! In this world, you are the wanted criminal, and I am soon to be the hero who brings you in." Sasuke said.
"WHAT!?" Naruto cried. "What did I do!?!?!?"
"Honestly, I have no idea. But these people think you did something, and that's good enough for them." Sasuke began to weave hand seals, ending on tiger. He was about to use a Fire Style jutsu, when Kakashi grabbed one of his wrists.
"Don't do that, Sasuke, there's gas under our feet right now; you'll blow us all to smitherines!"
"Kakashi? How do you know this!?"
"Unlike you, I took the time to study up on this world. Use that jutsu, and you'll ignite all of the gas and oil around us in one swift move, killing everyone here."
Sasuke pulled away from Kakashi, reaching for his sword.
"Looking for this?" Sasuke looked up to see Kakashi holding his sword away from him. "It's against the law to have one of these here. I'm going to have to bring you in."
"Just because you try to relive your ANBU days in a weaker world, doesn't mean you can just take me in!" Sasuke punched Kakashi in the gut and took back his sword.
"Hey, Draven!" one of the employee's at the corner store said. "Chech this out!"
"Yeah, Zach?" Draven and Zach stood behind the counter and watched the fight through the windows.
"Is that dude a cop!?" Zach asked.
"I dunno," Draven replied.
"Me neither."
"That's it, Sasuke. You are officially under arrest!"
"You have to catch me, first." Sasuke leaped up to the overhang protecting the cars filling up from possible rain (or something to that effect) and stood upside down. Zach and Drave leaned to watch him.
"Excuse me-" an old lady said.
"Sh!" Zach said.
"We're watching some kid fight a cop!" Draven finished.
"Oh, really!?" The old lady leaned over to join the watching.
"Didn't think I'd have to use this," Kakashi said. He pulled, from one of his jacket pockets, a small pistol.
"What is that thing!?" Naruto asked, keeping his distance from Sasuke.
"It's a gun," Kakashi replied. "A mid to long-range weapon that kills," Kakashi loaded the gun. "Almost instantly."
Kakashi shot at Sasuke, who ran with his ninja speed away from the bullet, deflecting it with his sword. Sasuke ran at Naruto, who had made three Shadow Clones to help him fight. By now, everyone in the store was trying to watch the cop, the guy on the roof, and the guy who cloned himself fight.
"What is going on here!?!?" the manager asked.
"Don't worry," Zach said. "We charged them all ten bucks!"
Draven handed the manager a wad of tens.
"Hm. Carry on."
As the manager left, one of the guys watching asked, "Do we get the other ten back?"
Draven flipped through their stack of tens. "Nope." He cut the stack in half and gave one half to Zach.
Meanwhile, Sasuke jumped down and cut through all three clones, leaving Naruto alone, with his one clone he made afterwards for a Rasengan.
"What's that!?!?" a lady in the store cried.
"Quiet!" Zach said.
"Yeah, some of us are trying to watch!"
The one clone distracted Sasuke while the real Naruto somehow got behind him and caught him with the Rasengan in the stomache as Sasuke turned around, trying to fight the real Naruto. The force of the impact was enough to shatter the windows of the corner store, sending all of the customers into a panic.
"AWESOME!!!" Zach and Draven said in unison.
As Sasuke regained his equalibrium, Naruto was itching to do another Rasengan, but was stopped by Kakashi.
"There are regular people in there," he told him, "that have no idea what just happened. Don't do it again if you don't have to."
"Fine!" By that time, Sasuke was on his feet, and between Kakashi and Naruto, pushing Naruto away from Kakashi so he could avoid the bullet by still be between.
"I didn't want to have to do this!" Sasuke said. "But you leave me no choice!" Sasuke made the hand signs for a Chidori, and then held it in his left hand. Kakashi lifted his bandana in time to see one stray spark make it's way down a gas nozzle.
"NARUTO! RUN!"
"That's the second time-" Naruto began, already running, as a massive fireball errupted from the underground gas resivoir. Kakashi tried to teleport as much of the explosion as possible back to their dimension, but only slightly succeeded.
The blast was less intense, but it still leveled the corner store, leaving everyone inside seriously injured, and Sasuke was thrown into a domestic house, leaving him burnt from the front and in serious pain in the back. Naruto was only thrown into a street, but he was nearly run over by a semi, to be saved moments before impact by his father's Flying Thunder God technique (which he worked on during his training with Bee).
"That," Draven said, in a weakened voice.
"Was... Awesome!" Zach said.
"We should do it again!"
"Totally!"
"Naruto," Kakashi said. "Where's Sasuke!?"
"We was thrown into that house by the explosion," Naruto replied. Kakashi and Naruto checked the house, only to find rubble. No signs of life, living or dead (the family of the home was out).
"Where could he have gone?" Naruto asked out loud.
"Really, he could've gone anywhere."
"So, Marty," George asked. "Whadda ya' think you're gunna do now?"
"I'm not sure, actually," Madara replied. "What do you guys do for fun around here?"
Jack and George looked at each other, and then burst out laughing. "Fun?" Jack asked. "This place is so boring, sometimes the best part of your day is going to sleep!"
"So why does anyone live out here?"
"Because of all the nice people," George replied. "But Jack's right. If you can't find any friends, life here's going to drive you insane."
I'm sure life here's going to drive me insane anyways! Madara thought. He looked around and saw the church building (having no idea what it was).
"What's that?" Madara asked, pointing at the church behind him.
"That's the church, Marty," George replied. "This week, the pastors sermon was on the the joy of everlasting life."
"EVERLASTING LIFE!?!?!?" Finally, I've found a use for this world! All I have to do is find this 'pastor' guy, and convince him to give me the secrets of eternal life!!!
"Yeah," Jack said. "How you can accept god into yourself and give yourself everlasting life."
"God?"
"The creator of the universe!" George said. "Where did you come from again?"
Madara looked at George and Jack with his Sharingan. "You don't care."
"You know what," Jack said. "We don't care, do we George?"
"Nope!"
So what these geezers are telling me, Madara thought. Is that whoever this 'pastor' is, he can give me eternal life, AND the powers of the Sage of Six Paths!?!?!? It's almost too good to be true!!!!
"Say," Madara said. "I'd like to know more about this. Where can I find the 'pastor'?"
A man, bulging with muscles was thrown to the ground.
"NO! No more, NO MORE! I beg you!" But the man who was throwing him around didn't stop. He picked him up one more time and threw him out of the ring.
"OOOHHH...!!!!!!" a carnival worker said. "From bold to cowering in seven seconds, not too bad!! Is there anyone left who thinks they can take on, 'The Neanderthal'!!!!!?!?!?!!!!"
Just then, the air shimmered and a punk teenager appeared in the ring.
"HIM!" a kid in the crowd shouted. The carny turned around to see Sasuke, adjusting his sunglasses and collars.
"Ah, brave kid, aren't ya'?" the carny asked.
"Wait, what? Why am I brave?" Sasuke asked.
"I should ask you to take off any accessories. Not because it'll give you an advantage, you just may lose them."
Sasuke turned around to see a bulking giant of a man in nothing more than a loin cloth standing behind him.
"You want me to fight this, thing!?!?" he asked.
"Unless you're too scared!" the carny replied.
"DON'T BE CHICKEN!!" the kid yelled.
"I was just checking."
"Okay, so you know the rules-"
"Actually, I don't."
"Okay, if you can stay in the ring for ten seconds, you win fifty dollars. If you stay in the ring for a minute, you win one hundred dollars. If you somehow beat 'The Neanderthal', you win one thousand dollars."
"Sounds easy enough."
"This has been going all day, and better men than you have been tossed out in three seconds. In fact, no one in my history of doing this has been able to last ten seconds!"
"I can change that."
"Do you want to give me your stuff?"
"You said that was only so it wouldn't get damaged or lost?"
"Yes."
"Then why should I bother?"
"You're pertty full of youself, kid."
"I'm full of the truth, and it's the truth that I'm going to win!"
"Whatever you say!" The carny stepped down from the ring and to his designated stand twenty-five feet away, past where The Neanderthal can usually throw people.
"BEGIN!"
How will Sasuke's fight with 'The Neanderthal' end up? Will he make known his powers? Will Madara get what he's looking for? What are Naruto and Kakashi going to do now? Tune in tomorrow, for my next chapter of 'When Worlds Collide'!
