What would you do if...?

[Wang]

i would say "one does not simply go back to sleep with a man staring at you through your window".

what would you do if you could perma ban one member on this site, who would it be?

Jack Spicer, it would be easier on him than being banned every few days.

What would you do if you woke up to the noise of an intruder breaking into your home in the middle of the night?

 

[Disquiet]

Jack Spicer, it would be easier on him than being banned every few days.

What would you do if you woke up to the noise of an intruder breaking into your home in the middle of the night?

Open my window and start peeing on the flowers outside, slowly saying "The flowers..must be watered...the flowers must be watered" and then start randomly howling at the moon, all just to see his reaction.


What would you do if you were the intruder?