Xenomorphia
Member
Customers, they drive me nuts sometimes.
Here's some examples:
Me: I'm terribly sorry, there's a 20min wait on food at the moment.
Customer: Chips as well?
Me:
1. (what I wanna say) Nah, chips are not food... :|
2. (what I have to say) Yes, I'm terribly sorry.
Me: Which account, checque, savings or credit?
Customer: Savings, more like spendings, huh?
Me:
1. (what I wanna say) Very f'ing original, I've only heard that joke for the 100th f'ing time now...
2. (what I have to say) Hehe, yeah... U_U
Me: Hi. How can I help you?
Customer: Yeah, I'll grab a half strength, decaf flat white on vanilla...
Me thinking: (blah, how can you drink that sh*t?)
Customer goes on: 2 beef burgers, chips, 2 frappes...bla bla, yadda yadda...
Me typing: ....
Customer: Nah, hold up... I've changed my mind... Make that a...
Me:
1. (what I wanna say) Daaa fffff!! Decide damn it!!!!!
2. (what I have to say) That's ok... You take your time. (someone hand me a gun)
Here's some examples:
Me: I'm terribly sorry, there's a 20min wait on food at the moment.
Customer: Chips as well?
Me:
1. (what I wanna say) Nah, chips are not food... :|
2. (what I have to say) Yes, I'm terribly sorry.
Me: Which account, checque, savings or credit?
Customer: Savings, more like spendings, huh?
Me:
1. (what I wanna say) Very f'ing original, I've only heard that joke for the 100th f'ing time now...
2. (what I have to say) Hehe, yeah... U_U
Me: Hi. How can I help you?
Customer: Yeah, I'll grab a half strength, decaf flat white on vanilla...
Me thinking: (blah, how can you drink that sh*t?)
Customer goes on: 2 beef burgers, chips, 2 frappes...bla bla, yadda yadda...
Me typing: ....
Customer: Nah, hold up... I've changed my mind... Make that a...
Me:
1. (what I wanna say) Daaa fffff!! Decide damn it!!!!!
2. (what I have to say) That's ok... You take your time. (someone hand me a gun)