What Jutsu would come handy in real life.

[Prime Rib]

yeah they would

 

[Homertime06]

Kage Bushin combined with transformation.

Need i say more????

ROFL, This

 

[FXW]

Kotoamatsukami + Senju cells so I can use it every couple hours. Subtle, but very useful.

 

[NarutoDKurosaki]

Shadow Clone Justu lol
one me sleeps in
one goes to school
one studies
one works out
one chills on the computer
on eats
and one plays guitar all day
\m/

 

[Strata Uchiha]

You could bring people back to life with the Gedō: Rinne Tensei no Jutsu.

Wouldn't that be incredible?

 

[Thundercles]

I just made this thread now because I was bored. If this thread has been made before then sorry.

Here are the jutsus that I think would come handy in real life.

Sharingan - Cheating on tests just became easier

S/T(FTG, Kamui etc.) - I don't need a bus anymore.

Moukton - Re-create rain forests

Kage Bunshin - Decoys can be used for lots of things

Katon Jutsu - Easy to make a camp fire

Bykugan - Jiraiya always wanted this


So what other jutsu do you think would come handy in real life?

Shinra Tensei/Bansho Tenin
FTG
Shadow Clone Jutsu
Kamui

 

[Thundercles]

You could bring people back to life with the Gedō: Rinne Tensei no Jutsu.

Wouldn't that be incredible?

That is a slippery slope. Death is a much needed thing.

 

[Amaterasuice]

Shadow clones: do multiple tasks at once
Sharingan: learn stuff quicker and cheat on stuff
Byakugan: cheating on stuff and seeing farther
Mokuton: creating rainforest
Lightning release: recharging phone battery when you can't find the charger

 

[Strata Uchiha]

Lightning release: recharging phone battery when you can't find the charger

^ That is clever. Great thinking!

 

[SilverFangX13]

II would personally prefer the Kage Bunshin, I mean come on yall think about it, you arent felling well one day and BAM clone to go to work for you, or to HElp you Around the house, or to go do your errands while you play Xbox, i mean the possibilities are endless

 

[SilverFangX13]

Very well put, i mean the possibilities are endless her ya know.

 

[Resurrected Orochimaru]

Shinra Tensei. Traffic, I don't think so

 

[anointed1]

Living corpse reincarnation. I would live forever...

 

[Tobiwan]

When I saw this Thread, I was all like: "Please Don't Say Sexy-No-Jutsu, please!". And now look at this....

 

[7Mist]

I would like to teleport, like Minato. Just plant a seal everywhere you wanna go and then teleport.Instead waking up an hour before school, just wake up 5 minutes before and then teleport to a safe spot near the school.

 

[soyeongun]

Shisui's genjutsu.

 

[~Shadowhunter Princess~]

Kage Bunshin definitely :y

I'll let all my clones do the things I don't wanna do

 

[Negative Knight]

The amount of perverted comments in this thread xd

 

[redsglory1974]

Kage bunshin / shadow clone.

reason : i can sleep longer and send my clone to work.

 

[Uchiha Josephus]

Most S/T jutsu