What Jutsu would come handy in real life.

[Arian]

i would also amaterasu some of my teachers

 

[Maito Gai]

Kamui. You can kidnap a girl and rape her in the other dimention. You can also be a serial killer, noone would be able to find the bodies.

Twisted but good logic

 

[Fanta]

Kamui. You can kidnap a girl and rape her in the other dimention. You can also be a serial killer, noone would be able to find the bodies.

LOL.

I hope your joking.

 

[rollin]

Kage bushin
Mind transfer

 

[Shodaime Swagkage]

i would also amaterasu some of my teachers

You hate them that much? xd

 

[xxxdabaxxx]

YE mind transfer,you would be able to go into virgins girl mind and pierce her hymen with her hand. MUAHAHHAHA

 

[Arian]

lol yea^^ but they started that war though!

You hate them that much? xd

 

[Dormammu]

I'd like to have S/T.

 

[eyesofthekyuubi44]

Well
Kamui would be great for stealing money from banks,getting rich.
with Genjutsu u could do anything,**** girls w.o them knowing,steal money,etcetc
But with kage bunshin u can **** ur gf in all holes.
Nuff said.

You don't need a genjutsu... You just need a roofie and that's so wrong.

 

[SAGA]

LOL.

I hope your joking.

Yeah I'm joking. I just thought of that, believe me. ''>.>

 

[xxxdabaxxx]

cmon nobody is joking here,if u had these powers,u would have abused @ least one girl.

 

[~Puppet Master~]

Eeehm... Creation of All Things...

 

[CamW]

Chibaku tensei

 

[cptenn94]

kage bushin....there are so many things you can do with that...especially if you can combine transformation......for instance you could run an entire store by yourself disguised with transformation....so basically you could make a lot of money doing something easy, you could become really fit really quick(have 100 kage bushins do 10 pushups each and your body would react like you did 1000 due to exp gain.....also you would be able to be a 1 man army.....you could go out with many ladys at once....chores would be a breeze .....there are so many possibilities.....

if i could have any abilities though it would be transformation, kage bushin, ftg , and rasengan

ftg for tele, plus it is BA and rasengan because t would be pretty cool to have the only other thing i would have would be oonokis flying ability.....




although for a perverted combo, byakugan kage bushin and mind transfer....

 

[Trollo Lucilfer]

there is a jutsu used in naruto, but everyone can use it in real life:
Plot No Jutsu!

 

[KuramasBiju]

transformation jutso.. just imagine... u can have every girl u want to.... u just transform into her boyfriend : ) u can be brad pitt...bon jovi... every one u can even tranform ito a girl to have *** with those hot lesbians... just imagine.. to have *** with a lesbian woww... I'm one big PERV....

 

[SasoriOfTheRedSaand]

Clones. It can go to school for me

I would also like to shinra tensei my business teacher :scorps:

 

[3MESSIAH]

HAREM NO JUTSU xd

 

[bajram]

kage bunshin for a lot of things , and byakugan on exams and for girls .

 

[Shodaime Swagkage]

there is a jutsu used in naruto, but everyone can use it in real life:
Plot No Jutsu!

With this I can turn my life into a soap opera.