What Jutsu would come handy in real life.

[Shodaime Swagkage]

I just made this thread now because I was bored. If this thread has been made before then sorry.

Here are the jutsus that I think would come handy in real life.

Sharingan - Cheating on tests just became easier

S/T(FTG, Kamui etc.) - I don't need a bus anymore.

Moukton - Re-create rain forests

Kage Bunshin - Decoys can be used for lots of things

Katon Jutsu - Easy to make a camp fire

Bykugan - Jiraiya always wanted this


So what other jutsu do you think would come handy in real life?

 

[Legendary Broly]

S/T =DD I could go to any country I wanted and would not have to walk home from school or work or where I want to go now.

 

[Arcaneos510X]

tuff one because i often think and discuss this with friends and well i could find a use for them all, thats right all of 'em !
(lol can you tell ima SO6P fanboy ? )

 

[Maito Gai]

i'd love all the jutsu
Genjutsu would be fun in real life too
and shinra tensei imagine being sat in an exam then using shinra tensei student's flying everywhere! Muahahaha

 

[Fanta]

Kage Bushin combined with transformation.

Need i say more????

 

[markdabomb22]

Genjutsu or creation of all things......

 

[-Punk-]

i would ... like kage bushin

*winks

 

[Sea Of Thy Soul]

Invicibility.

So I can... do things and stuff.

 

[Shodaime Swagkage]

Kage Bushin combined with transformation.

Need i say more????

You mean this

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[xxxdabaxxx]

Well
Kamui would be great for stealing money from banks,getting rich.
with Genjutsu u could do anything,**** girls w.o them knowing,steal money,etcetc
But with kage bunshin u can **** ur gf in all holes.
Nuff said.

 

[TrollingSage]

Amaterasu. Dont ask

 

[Dreckerplayer]

Mokuton= so we will never have to worry about losing trees

FTG=no more cars needed, have you seen gas prices lately?

Rinnegan= so i could revive all my loved ones that i've lost in the past.

Spirit Transformation jutsu= instead of doing that difficult "astral projection" that's extremely tedious.

Shinra Tensie= wars?nope, just defeat.

 

[Shodaime Swagkage]

Well
Kamui would be great for stealing money from banks,getting rich.
with Genjutsu u could do anything,**** girls w.o them knowing,steal money,etcetc
But with kage bunshin u can **** ur gf in all holes.
Nuff said.

The Uchiha Police would come for you xd

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[AlexXx]

sexy no jutsu

 

[doubledude]

Shadow Clone Jutsu without a doubt. I could send my clones to do all the things I didn't want to

 

[SAGA]

Kamui. You can kidnap a girl and rape her in the other dimention. You can also be a serial killer, noone would be able to find the bodies.

 

[Apocalypse Ninja]

Summoning jutsu and fire style. Of course I would need to choose my own summoning partner, some sort of Chief chicken and every now and then i'd summon a lower form of chicken and use fire style on it and PRESTO! Instant chicken dinner! ...What? too morbid?

 

[Shodaime Swagkage]

Kamui. You can kidnap a girl and rape her in the other dimention. You can also be a serial killer, noone would be able to find the bodies.

It's still handy. But that's sick and twisted.

 

[BlkMagk]

FTG and Byakugan

 

[Arian]

i would be a pro boxer with the sharingan xD