What is all this nonsense I'm hearing from NB members about the Divine Tree?!

[tyltyl]

I'm gonna have intercourse with a tree now.

^^^This^^^

 

[Pumpkin Ninja]

"important"?!

They are the SOLE reason for our frikking existence numbskull!



I'd rather worship a tree than a made up deity.

I don't understand why every thread has to end up as a debate on GOD's existence -_-

 

[Bijuu Bomber]

So..........you think this "god tree stuff" is lame huh? Yeah..

You think "a tree" being the starting point for all of this is a joke? Well kinda..

You can't "take that tree seriously"? Well yeah it was a monster now it's a piece of bark..

You think "a tree" being the progenitor of everything is "too far-fetched?" No, dat religious shit man..



Well then, let me remind you short sighted beings of a little fact you were too distracted to remember or learn about in science class:


YOU ARE ONLY ALIVE BECAUSE OF TREES! Not really..

NATURE IS WHAT KEEPS THE FLAME OF YOUR PATHETIC LIFE LIT! Not really..

UNDERSTAND?! Your logic? Nope..


In reality, your true reality, Nature is your only True God and mine! Ehhhhhhh, nope...


There is no escaping this fact! I'm on the internet, I'm escaping it right now...


Do you know what would happen if your waste of a brain was cut off from oxygen for an extended period of time? You die...



You would become a vegetable for life! Well you'd actually die...



So remember that, and don't disrespect the Divine Tree! It's fictional my man...

 

[The God of Wind]

In actuality I wipe my ass with toilet paper which comes from trees.

You are a prime example of a dysfunctional piece of shit. Disrespect that which gives you LIFE, Nature, you Parents and God.

Why the F are you even alive?:|

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

So much hostility over a simple work of fiction. Sad U_U

 

[Bijuu Bomber]

So much hostility over a simple work of fiction. Sad U_U

No frets needed. Tis only a troll thread!

 

[Rokudaime Hokage Naruto]

Is this picture, like the opposite of porn for you?

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[TheAncientCenturion]

No frets needed. Tis only a troll thread!

I really don't think so. Seems to me he is genuinely upset over what people have to say over a fake tree and that they shouldn't live for it or something.

 

[BusinessManTeno]

So..........you think this "god tree stuff" is lame huh? Yeah..

You think "a tree" being the starting point for all of this is a joke? Well kinda..

You can't "take that tree seriously"? Well yeah it was a monster now it's a piece of bark..

You think "a tree" being the progenitor of everything is "too far-fetched?" No, dat religious shit man..



Well then, let me remind you short sighted beings of a little fact you were too distracted to remember or learn about in science class:


YOU ARE ONLY ALIVE BECAUSE OF TREES! Not really..

NATURE IS WHAT KEEPS THE FLAME OF YOUR PATHETIC LIFE LIT! Not really..

UNDERSTAND?! Your logic? Nope..


In reality, your true reality, Nature is your only True God and mine! Ehhhhhhh, nope...


There is no escaping this fact! I'm on the internet, I'm escaping it right now...


Do you know what would happen if your waste of a brain was cut off from oxygen for an extended period of time? You die...



You would become a vegetable for life! Well you'd actually die...



So remember that, and don't disrespect the Divine Tree! It's fictional my man...

Lmao! this person has answered everything. This thread should now be closed. llol

 

[Bijuu Bomber]

I really don't think so. Seems to me he is genuinely upset over what people have to say over a fake tree and that they shouldn't live for it or something.

Nah I don't think so. He once made a thread saying Naruto's a sacred piece of art..can't take this man seriously.

 

[The God of Wind]

So..........you think this "god tree stuff" is lame huh? Yeah..

You think "a tree" being the starting point for all of this is a joke? Well kinda..

You can't "take that tree seriously"? Well yeah it was a monster now it's a piece of bark..

You think "a tree" being the progenitor of everything is "too far-fetched?" No, dat religious shit man..



Well then, let me remind you short sighted beings of a little fact you were too distracted to remember or learn about in science class:


YOU ARE ONLY ALIVE BECAUSE OF TREES! Not really..

NATURE IS WHAT KEEPS THE FLAME OF YOUR PATHETIC LIFE LIT! Not really..

UNDERSTAND?! Your logic? Nope..


In reality, your true reality, Nature is your only True God and mine! Ehhhhhhh, nope...


There is no escaping this fact! I'm on the internet, I'm escaping it right now...


Do you know what would happen if your waste of a brain was cut off from oxygen for an extended period of time? You die...



You would become a vegetable for life! Well you'd actually die...



So remember that, and don't disrespect the Divine Tree! It's fictional my man...

Do you ever wonder why no one ever takes you seriously? And the fact that you're alive is just a pathetic excuse for you to keep on living even though you have no life?


Maybe you shouldn't act like a raging moron all the time and see if that brings a positive change to your otherwise dull existence.

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

Do you ever wonder why no one ever takes you seriously? And the fact that you're alive is just a pathetic excuse for you to keep on living even though you have no life?


Maybe you shouldn't act like a raging moron all the time and see if that brings a positive change to your otherwise dull existence.

It's a comic. People can not like what happens if they want.

 

[Rokudaime Hokage Naruto]

Do you ever wonder why no one ever takes you seriously? And the fact that you're alive is just a pathetic excuse for you to keep on living even though you have no life?


Maybe you shouldn't act like a raging moron all the time and see if that brings a positive change to your otherwise dull existence.

Wow, i've never seen so much irony in one post.

 

[KidGamer65]

Do you ever wonder why no one ever takes you seriously? And the fact that you're alive is just a pathetic excuse for you to keep on living even though you have no life?


Maybe you shouldn't act like a raging moron all the time and see if that brings a positive change to your otherwise dull existence.

Not even sure if serious.....the irony is too strong with this one.

 

[Bijuu Bomber]

Do you ever wonder why no one ever takes you seriously? And the fact that you're alive is just a pathetic excuse for you to keep on living even though you have no life?

You realize this response makes no sense whatsoever..

Maybe you shouldn't act like a raging moron all the time and see if that brings a positive change to your otherwise dull existence.

We're on NarutoBase, we all have a dull existence.

 

[Trollasaur]

Do you ever wonder why no one ever takes you seriously? And the fact that you're alive is just a pathetic excuse for you to keep on living even though you have no life?


Maybe you shouldn't act like a raging moron all the time and see if that brings a positive change to your otherwise dull existence.

Are you trolling?

 

[LEAU92]

Everyone just got a little iffy about the whole idea of a tree. I think they were expecting something like the Juubi reaching a final form which looks super powerful, or Obito casting the genjutsu from his own eyes lol

You know, all the cliche stuff that little kids like.

 

[Craziie]

Shut the hell up.
If people think the tree, is a joke, then oh well.
It's a tree, who started everything..what do you think the readers would do?

 

[I Hope Everyone Dies]

It is said that tree's are risen up from hell as poles so Hades can get off to insect's pole dancing.

 

[Souji]

Ok... But why do you sound so mad?