What is all this nonsense I'm hearing from NB members about the Divine Tree?!

[The God of Wind]

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So..........you think this "god tree stuff" is lame huh?

You think "a tree" being the starting point for all of this is a joke?

You can't "take that tree seriously"?

You think "a tree" being the progenitor of everything is "too far-fetched?"



Well then, let me remind you short sighted beings of a little fact you were too distracted to remember or learn about in science class:


YOU ARE ONLY ALIVE BECAUSE OF TREES!

NATURE IS WHAT KEEPS THE FLAME OF YOUR PATHETIC LIFE LIT!

UNDERSTAND?!


In reality, your true reality, Nature is your only True God and mine!


There is no escaping this fact!


Do you know what would happen if your waste of a brain was cut off from oxygen for an extended period of time?



You would become a vegetable for life!



So remember that, and don't disrespect the Divine Tree!

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[Nikes]

I'm gonna have intercourse with a tree now.

 

[scorezor]

Well , they're also saying that Tobi is Obito , when they read in the whole story that Tobi is Madara :x also , they are saying that Madara Trump Card is going to fail , how pathetic they are , plus Sasuke is good lol.

 

[Snape Uchiha]

You tell them!
Though I think the idea of the Divine tree is supposed to be a biblical allusion.

 

[Trollasaur]

Well ****, for having a different opinion.

 

[Trollasaur]

Well , they're also saying that Tobi is Obito , when they read in the whole story that Tobi is Madara :x also , they are saying that Madara Trump Card is going to fail , how pathetic they are , plus Sasuke is good lol.

Are you trolling?

 

[Pumpkin Ninja]

Trees suck...Come at me.

 

[Cosman]

I knew I should have proposed to that Oak back in highschool.

 

[November]

I'm gonna have intercourse with a tree now.

............

 

[Yo pappy]

So..........you think this "god tree stuff" is lame huh? Nope.

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You think "a tree" being the starting point for all of this is a joke? Nope.

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You can't "take that tree seriously"? Nope.

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You think "a tree" being the progenitor of everything is "too far-fetched?" Nope.

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[Bijuu Bomber]

This is some Deep shit for a fictional tree monster.

 

[narutodarkfox]

trees are important but dont worship them

 

[AGoodBoy]

No talking in detention.

 

[The God of Wind]

Trees suck...Come at me.

In actuality, it is you who is sucking the tree's essence to stay alive. lol

 

[Punk Hazard]

It's not that it's lame, it's that none of us expected a tree, so it was kinda off-putting at first.

 

[Pumpkin Ninja]

In actuality I wipe my ass with toilet paper which comes from trees.

 

[Rokudaime Hokage Naruto]

Is this you?

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[The God of Wind]

trees are important but dont worship them

"important"?!

They are the SOLE reason for our frikking existence numbskull!



I'd rather worship a tree than a made up deity.

 

[Parrish]

Well then, let me remind you short sighted beings of a little fact you were too distracted to remember or learn about in science class:

NATURE IS WHAT KEEPS THE FLAME OF YOUR PATHETIC LIFE LIT!

I think you need a reality check bro.

You're no better than anyone here.

 

[Trollasaur]

Is this you?

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No thats kinghashirama