What do the old ladies of konoha gossip about behind sakura's back?

[BLAZE]

Plus, let's not forget who the 7th hokage is. Do you really think Naruto would ban Sasuke (or not undo a ban if one was previously established)?

From wut i know about Op yes he can really think dat

 

[Conspirator.]

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You are really good at this. Lol I say they would talk about what Sasuke implied in 699: Keep on praying, and hope for a miracle.(Sakura's sense)

 

[deadp00l]

Plus, let's not forget who the 7th hokage is. Do you really think Naruto would ban Sasuke (or not undo a ban if one was previously established)?

naruto would like many things such as reliving old childhood days playing pranks, but his hands have now been bound by hokage position so he has to do what is expected by people around him

he isnt a dictator doing what he wishes

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Old Lady #1: hey hey isnt that..
Old Lady #2: yeah thats the one..
Old Lady #3: who married the hottest man in konoha.
Old Lady #2: what a shame im not in her place.
Old Lady #3: tell me about it, why can't I be like her?
Old Lady #1: I hear she was with him on the same team as genins.
Old Lady #2: I'm so jealous of her.
Old Lady #1: who is that kid with her?
Old Lady #3: probably her daughter.
Old Lady #1: she looks just like her!
Old Lady #2: she has her father's eye and hair color though!
Old Lady #1: She's so cute!
Old Lady #2: hmhm
Old Lady #1: What does she even do? I never see her outside anyway.
Old Lady #3: Of course you dumb *****! she's the best medic in town! she got no time for us!
Old Lady #1: She's probably filthy rich.
Old Lady #3: and shes so hot to!
Old Lady #1: agreed
Old Lady #2: sigh..

Fixed! *_*

 

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pardoned as in not going after his head like when he was missing nin but remained a missing nin

it was among the spoilers i think which said that sasuke is unable to stay in konoha normally, like naruto's wedding

Bro are you serious? What manga are you reading?

Sasuke is outside konoha because he wants to be, he can come back whenever he wants to.

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If anything he is considered a hero for his contribution in the war.

 

[Mikasa Hagaromo]

I think this is how the conversations would usually go, since you know konoha people like to gossip a lot, even about child naruto who was a jinchuriki

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Old Lady #1: hey hey isnt that..
Old Lady #2: yeah thats the one..
Old Lady #3: who married the criminal uchiha who is banned from konoha.
Old Lady #2: what a shame
Old Lady #3: tell me about it, what did her parents teach her?
Old Lady #1: I hear she ran from her parents home when they opposed it
Old Lady #2: she was never on good terms with her.
Old Lady #1: who is that kid with her?
Old Lady #3: probably her daughter.
Old Lady #1: but she looks nothing like her!
Old Lady #2: dont tell me her husband is two timing?!
Old Lady #1: I would not be surprised
Old Lady #2: hmhm
Old Lady #1: What does she even do? I never see her outside anyway
Old Lady #3: jobless, she wanted to be housewife that badly
Old Lady #1: probably lives off of konoha welfare
Old Lady #3: kids these days
Old Lady #1: agreed
Old Lady #2: sigh..

I can picture it. LOL

Got knocked up out of wedlock.

Baby daddy's never around.

No career.

To be clear though, Sasuke isn't banned from the village.

According to Viz, Sasuke is leaving at his own request and Kakashi and Naruto acquiesced bc of how instrumental Sasuke was in dispelling the IT.

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Bro are you serious? What manga are you reading?

Sasuke is outside konoha because he wants to be, he can come back whenever he wants to.

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If anything he is considered a hero for his contribution in the war.

Sasuke fan i take it
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[Retsu]

I don't know abot anyone else, but I thought this was funny.

Agreed, it's a pity ppl take their faves too seriously to enjoy a joke.

 

[Chie]

Lol I actually thought this was funny. xD

 

[Wabbit]

Konoha gossip

Old Lady #1: hey hey isnt that..
Old Lady #2: yeah thats the one..
Old Lady #3: poor girl she is married but still lives as a single mother
Old Lady #2: I heard her husband never stays in the village that everybody despise him
Old Lady #3: but they have a little daughter
Old Lady #1: yes such a cute little daughter, I wonder how she handles things without her father
Old Lady #2: Teuchi would have been better husband for her
Old Lady #1: Teuchi? that old geezer!!
Old Lady #3: Yes that would be great his wife died last month he is sad and alone
Old Lady #2: He still has strength in him (*blushes*) and he would not leave his family like that
Old Lady #1: we should talk about this with her mother I am sure she is also feeling bad about her daugher
Old Lady #2: yeah
Old Lady #3: I am sure she will listen

 

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Sasuke fan i take it
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That was indeed entertaining.

I am not a Sasuke or Sakura fan exclusively although Sasuke is one of my favorites.

Simply at first I just saw some unnecessary jabs taken so I defended, then I saw some BS so I corrected.

 

[Endles Waltz]

Konoha gossip

Old Lady #1: hey hey isnt that..
Old Lady #2: yeah thats the one..
Old Lady #3: poor girl she is married but still lives as a single mother
Old Lady #2: I heard her husband never stays in the village that everybody despise him
Old Lady #3: but they have a little daughter
Old Lady #1: yes such a cute little daughter, I wonder how she handles things without her father
Old Lady #2: Teuchi would have been better husband for her
Old Lady #1: Teuchi? that old geezer!!
Old Lady #3: Yes that would be great his wife died last month he is sad and alone
Old Lady #2: He still has strength in him (*blushes*) and he would not leave his family like that
Old Lady #1: we should talk about this with her mother I am sure she is also feeling bad about her daugher
Old Lady #2: yeah
Old Lady #3: I am sure she will listen

Ok now THAT is funny. =D

 

[Lariatoo]

Old lady #1: Wow Itachi soloes.
Old lady #2: Yes.. Just thinking about him males me utterly moist.
Random guy overhearing: I'll Never have *** again!

 

[deadp00l]

Agreed, it's a pity ppl take their faves too seriously to enjoy a joke.

Lol I actually thought this was funny. xD

thank you.

 

[Dr Ramen]

Best thread I've seen all day.

 

[FemmeFatale]

Those ladies aren't as half as talented as she is , and are probably obsessed with sasuke and jealous of her

 

[Avani 👑]

Closing the thread as if it's not character bashing, then you are clearly accusing Sakura haters at NB to be good for nothing old ladies (that's sexist you know). Neither would do. (^_^)