What Characters Would Never Say

[Epie]

Just thought it'd be fun to do a thread on what you think is most likely to never be said by a certain character...

I'll start

'Im gay'
Jiraiya

'I love being able to see out of both eyes!'
Ino Yamanaka

'Faaaaaboulous!'
Sasuke Uchiha

 

[medal32]

I am a bad boy
Tobi

 

[~MC117~]

*I like girls* Sasuke uchiha

 

[fairytail10]

I don't like Ramen
Naruto

 

[Deadai]

"Yeah...you see I only wear these glasses to look hipster there actually fake"
-Kabuto Yakushi

 

[killa sage]

"im jesus" pein

 

[~Madara Uchiha~]

rin will you marry me
-Tobi

 

[~Puppet Master~]

'Just give me five minutes' - Sasori

 

[Sublime]

'What a cute kitty'
~Orochimaru

'Oh I am so weak. '
~Madara

'Meh who gives a **** about Konoha...'
~Tsunade

'LETS HAVE A PAAAARTY!!!'
~Sasuke

 

[MGX7]

"i dont like naruto"-hinata

 

[choft]

"Kishi"

By any character.

 

[Sentinelsgalore]

Hidan: I'll let you live

Shikamaru: lets all go out and hit the town

Itachi: ok little brother lets spend some time together

 

[Altaneen]

Madara: Believe it!

Tsunade: My leg itches.

Choji: Done!

Shikamaru: I just can't sleep.

Naruto: GTFO Sasuke!

Sasuke: Itachi..? Good riddance..

 

[Simple Math]

"i like senjus"

madara

 

[scorpiowarrior]

~THIS IS SO COOL!~ Sasuke
~I hate reading Icha Icha~ Kakashi
~Let's take a nap~ Gai
~ I'm so excited!~ Shikamaru

 

[Kira was Righteous]

Hidan-I respectfully disagree with you sir good day
Nagato-Know love
Madara-I hate Hashirama
Sasuke-Maybe i overreacted a bit with this kill all of Konoha thing
Sakura-Im a douche for loving a guy who keeps trying to kill me
Itachi-I will always hate you sasuke

 

[ismael]

I like people- sasuke
Ino- cha!!!
Lee- i'm tired
Kakashi- power of youth!!! Whee!!!
Gai- i need rest
Naruto- i want to take revenge
Good one Simple Math XD

 

[natssuu]

Kakashi: Hey guys, you're late!

 

[adtr]

Choji- im full
Lee- can we slow down

 

[CrimsonReaper]

Naruto:I dont want to become a hokage!!