What Characters Would Never Say

[uncle sam]

Shikamaru: just take a take a drag
Naruto:i sing in the shower
Orochimaru:finally ill capture rock lee!
Karin:sasuke makes me so wet
Sasuke: Karin makes me so flacid

Kiba: im the social outcast of k11

 

[Kokuo]

Great Job Tenten!

Any character ever

 

[Disquiet]

Orochimaru: I am not a pedo.

 

[IAmBatman]

You know, maybe being Hokage isn't that big of a deal. - Naruto

 

[SasukeUchiha910]

sasuke- i love u sakura
naruto- i hate the leaf
sakura- f!ck sasuke, naruto is the shit
karin- sasuke kun? who's that.

 

[Stark]

Ton Ton: oink! I want bacon! Oink!