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"Utopic Monkeys"
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Contains explicit descriptions and offensive language.
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Contains explicit descriptions and offensive language.
You are at your own risk by entering and reading my FanFiction.
I cannot be held responsible.
Utopic Monkeys - Chapter 1 - " The Legendary Knight "
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This is the infamous Chapter 9 that generated the entire "Kenshin Incident". This is an HUGELY EDITED version of the Original one, edited by Lawliet.
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Chapter 9.. " **** Liquor - Open till Dawn "
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Chapter 9.. " **** Liquor - Open till Dawn "
" When the world is filled with evil. Warriors of hope appear.
The Utopic Knights.
Long ago a virus spread over the entire Earth. Most of the population
was decimated. Only the strong & the rich survived.
Chaos begun to rule the world. Destruction is the every day breath of the sole survivors and the richer got even richer and more corrupt, creating an entire new Utopic world shaped to their greed, desires and interests.
That's when the Knights of Hope appeared. They were called Space Monkeys.
With their bodies as their weapons; their fists can rip the sky and reach the gods.
Their feet can split the ground and cause an earthquake.
And now, these Knights with Bravery, proud and power have appeared once again as the new Space Monkeys..."
The Utopic Knights.
Long ago a virus spread over the entire Earth. Most of the population
was decimated. Only the strong & the rich survived.
Chaos begun to rule the world. Destruction is the every day breath of the sole survivors and the richer got even richer and more corrupt, creating an entire new Utopic world shaped to their greed, desires and interests.
That's when the Knights of Hope appeared. They were called Space Monkeys.
With their bodies as their weapons; their fists can rip the sky and reach the gods.
Their feet can split the ground and cause an earthquake.
And now, these Knights with Bravery, proud and power have appeared once again as the new Space Monkeys..."
Babilon A.D. , 2287 ( Utopic Future )
- 16 Hours have past since Shura and Sujiro attacked the Road in pursuit for Morbid deep into the Desert in their Motorcycles.
Sujiro riding his red Moto screams to Shura who was driving his Black Moto right next to him.
Sujiro riding his red Moto screams to Shura who was driving his Black Moto right next to him.
Sujiro (Screams) - Seems like we?re early!!
Shura (Screams) - What time is it?
Sujiro (Screams) - Almost 1H00AM.. Captain Ken's back-up guy will not be in the entrance of the village till 4H00AM..
Shura (Screams) - We better make time!!
Sujiro (Screams) - How?? We are in the middle of the f**king desert.
Shura (Screams) - Let's just stop somewhere and rest for a bit.
A neon sign on the right side of the road can be seen:
**** LIQUOR
Hiker/Trucker bar, Open till Dawn" 1KM ahead.
Shura Screams to Sujiro
Shura (Screams) - Hey Sujiro check that sign out at the side of the road.
Sujiro (Screams) - Maybe we should stop there for a while and chill for a bit.
Shura (Screams) - Yeah!! Let's have a drink.
Shura and Sujiro continued their way until they reached the "**** Liquor" Bar.
The neon sign sits on top of the rudest, sleaziest, most crab-infested, strip joint, honky-tonk wh*rehouse in all of Babilon and surroundings.
The **** Liquor is located out in the middle of nowheresville.
It sits by itself with nothing around it for miles.
A plethora of choppers and eighteen wheelers are parked out in front.
The walls almost pulsate from the LOUD, RAUNCHY MUSIC within the structure.
Signs cover the walls outside reading things like:
Arriving at the place, **** LIQUOR
Hiker/Trucker bar, Open till Dawn"
Hiker/Trucker bar, Open till Dawn"
The neon sign sits on top of the rudest, sleaziest, most crab-infested, strip joint, honky-tonk wh*rehouse in all of Babilon and surroundings.
The **** Liquor is located out in the middle of nowheresville.
It sits by itself with nothing around it for miles.
A plethora of choppers and eighteen wheelers are parked out in front.
The walls almost pulsate from the LOUD, RAUNCHY MUSIC within the structure.
Signs cover the walls outside reading things like:
"NUDE DANCING,"
"WH*RES,"
"BEER,"
"AUTHENTIC MEXICAN FOOD,"
"BIKERS AND TRUCKERS ONLY,"
"OPEN TILL DAWN,"
"THURSDAY C*CKFIGHT NIGHT,"
"WEDNESDAY DOGFIGHT NIGHT,"
"DONKEY SHOW MONDAYS,"
"EVERY FRIDAY BARE KNUCKLE FIGHT TO THE DEATH, FEATURING THE LOVELY SANTANICO PANDEMONIUM,"
"ATHENA AND DANNY THE WONDER PONY,"
and
"THE SLEAZY **** LIQUOR DANCERS."
In the parking lot, a BIKER and a TRUCK DRIVER beat the shit out of each other, one with a pipe, the other with a hammer.
A SECOND BIKER f*cks a **** Liquor WH*RE against the wall.
A greasy man, known as CHET-BOY, stands in the parking lot, soliciting customers through a Mr. Microphone.
A SECOND BIKER f*cks a **** Liquor WH*RE against the wall.
A greasy man, known as CHET-BOY, stands in the parking lot, soliciting customers through a Mr. Microphone.
Chet-Boy- - P*ssy, p*ssy, p*ssy!
All p*ssy must go.
At the **** Liquor we're slashing p*ssy in half!
This is a p*ssy blow out!
Make us an offer on our vast selection of p*ssy!
If we don't have it, you don't want it!
Shura and Sujiro arrive into the parking lot and stops.
Shura - WOW!! It seems like my kind of place.
Sujiro - We're gonna go in there, take a seat, have a drink
-- have a bunch of drinks, and wait for Captain Ken's back-up guy.
They look across the parking lot at the **** Liquor.
It literally looks in some ways like the entrance to hell.
It literally looks in some ways like the entrance to hell.
Shura - Shit, I been to bars that make this place look like a f*ckin' 5-Star club.
Sujiro - Those bars you referring must be a real shit-hole because I been to some f*cked up places in my time, but this place is f*cked up.
They walk toward the bar's entrance.
Chet-Boy talks into the microphone.
[/QUOTE]Chet-Boy talks into the microphone.
Chet-Boy (yelling into the microphone) - Take advantage of our penny p*ssy sale.
Buy any piece of p*ssy at our regular price, you get another piece of p*ssy, of equal or lesser value, for a penny.
Now try and beat p*ssy for a penny!
If you can find cheaper p*ssy anywhere, f*ck it!
Chet-Boy notices our heroes.
Shura - Step aside, a**hole.
Chet-Boy POKES HIS FINGER in Shura's CHEST.
Chet-Boy - Not so fast, slick.
Shura GRABS HOLD of Chet-Boy's FINGER, BENDS it BACKWARDS till the BONE SNAPS in two.
Chet-Boy lets out a SCREAM.
Shura VIOLENTLY brings his HEAD FORWARD PULVERIZING Chet-Boy's NOSE.
Chet-Boy FALLS to his KNEES in front of Shura.
Shura HOOKS him with a powerful FIST UNDER his CHIN that
SNAPS Chet-Boy's HEAD BACK, and THROWS him on his BACK.
After HITTING the GROUND, Shura SENDS a SAVAGE KICK straight to Chet-Boy's FACE, ROLLING HIM OVER.
Chet-Boy is OUT cold.
Chet-Boy lets out a SCREAM.
Shura VIOLENTLY brings his HEAD FORWARD PULVERIZING Chet-Boy's NOSE.
Chet-Boy FALLS to his KNEES in front of Shura.
Shura HOOKS him with a powerful FIST UNDER his CHIN that
SNAPS Chet-Boy's HEAD BACK, and THROWS him on his BACK.
After HITTING the GROUND, Shura SENDS a SAVAGE KICK straight to Chet-Boy's FACE, ROLLING HIM OVER.
Chet-Boy is OUT cold.
The whole altercation took two seconds.
Everyone's in shock and looks at Shura.
Shura looks back at everyone.
Everyone's in shock and looks at Shura.
Shura looks back at everyone.
Shura - Now, is my shit together, or is my shit together?
Sujiro and Shura laugh with each other.
Sujiro (slappin' Shura five) - Your shit is forever together!
INTO THE **** LIQUOR NIGHT
If the **** LIQUOR looked like the a**hole of the world from the outside.
This is the kind of place where they sweep up the teeth and hose down sperm ,the blood and the beer at closing.
In the back, TOPLESS DANCERS do lap dances with customers,
while a SLEAZY S*XY STRIPPER STRIPS to RAUNCHY MUSIC, played at eardrum-bursting level.
TWO MEN are in a savage BARE KNUCKLE FIGHT, surrounded by screaming customers of bikers and truckers.
Bikers and truckers play pool in the back.
Fights break out here about one every ten minutes.
The customers may start them, but the bouncer, CALIBURN, ends them.
Shura and Sujiro walk through the door.
They each individually take in the sights and the smells.
Shura is the first to say something.
If the **** LIQUOR looked like the a**hole of the world from the outside.
This is the kind of place where they sweep up the teeth and hose down sperm ,the blood and the beer at closing.
In the back, TOPLESS DANCERS do lap dances with customers,
while a SLEAZY S*XY STRIPPER STRIPS to RAUNCHY MUSIC, played at eardrum-bursting level.
TWO MEN are in a savage BARE KNUCKLE FIGHT, surrounded by screaming customers of bikers and truckers.
Bikers and truckers play pool in the back.
Fights break out here about one every ten minutes.
The customers may start them, but the bouncer, CALIBURN, ends them.
Shura and Sujiro walk through the door.
They each individually take in the sights and the smells.
Shura is the first to say something.
Shura - Now this is my kinda place! I should become a regular.
The man behind the bar is RAZOR SHARP.
He eyes the duo as they approach.
Their difference from the usual road maniacs who populate the **** Liquor disturbs him.
He exchanges a knowing look across the room with Caliburn, as the group bellies up to the bar.
He eyes the duo as they approach.
Their difference from the usual road maniacs who populate the **** Liquor disturbs him.
He exchanges a knowing look across the room with Caliburn, as the group bellies up to the bar.
Shura - Whiskey!
RAZOR SHARP - You can't come in here.
Shura - What do you mean?
RAZOR SHARP - This is a private club. You're not welcome.
Shura - Are you telling me I'm not good enough to drink here?
RAZOR SHARP - This bar is for invited guests only.
RAZOR SHARP points his finger to Shura
RAZOR SHARP - You, get out!
Caliburn almost magically appears behind Shura and places HIS BIG BEEFY SAUSAGE-FINGERED HAND HARD on Shura's shoulder.
Caliburn - Walk, Turdface!!
Shura slowly turns his eyes to the big hand on his shoulder.
Shura in a low tone of voice.
Shura in a low tone of voice.
Shura - Take your hand off me.
Caliburn - I'm going to count to three.
Shura - No, I'm going to count to three.
Caliburn - Uno...
Shura - Two..
Sujiro jumps in the middle.
Sujiro - Now wait a minute, there's no reason for things to get ugly. We just want to chill and drink a couple of drinks.
We're not here to cause trouble, whatsoever.
Everybody looks at Sujiro.
Razor Sharp thinks deeply about Sujiro's little speech, looks at Sujiro, looks at everyone in the party and smiles.
Razor Sharp thinks deeply about Sujiro's little speech, looks at Sujiro, looks at everyone in the party and smiles.
Razor Sharp (to Sujiro) - Welcome to the **** LIQUOR.
What can I get you?
Shura - A bottle of whiskey and two glasses.
Razor Sharp's eyes go to Shura. Even though he has a big smile on his face, he looks like he's going to kill Shura.
But instead he just says,
But instead he just says,
Razor Shar[ - Coming right up.
Razor Sharp goes for the bottle.
Caliburn gives the party one last look and walks away.
Shura gives Sujiro a buddy punch on the shoulder.
Caliburn gives the party one last look and walks away.
Shura gives Sujiro a buddy punch on the shoulder.
Shura - Good job, Sujiro.
Shura - That's just f*cking typical.
The biggest problem with people outside Babilon is that it's not service oriented.
I was feelin' so good, and those f*cking low-lifes brought me down.
Sujiro puts his arm around Shura.
Sujiro - F*ck them, shake it off.
Razor Sharp brings the bottle and the glasses.
Shura looks at the guy, still pissed.
Shura looks at the guy, still pissed.
Shura - You serve food, ni?o ?
Razor Sharp knows Shura's taunting him with a racial slur, But he just smiles and says;
Razor Sharp - Best in the surroundings.
Shura - I kinda doubt that. We're grabbing a table, send over a waitress to take our order.
The dancers do their s*xy routines.
Caliburn and Razor Sharp quietly exchange words about the party and the duo.
Razor Sharp - They're not the normal road trash we normally feed on.
But it'll be okay. No one knows they're here.
The duo find a table and sit down.
Shura, still in a bad mood, takes the cork out of the whiskey bottle and tosses it.
He pours Sujiro's and himself a glass.
Everyone's looking with despise at both Shura and Sujiro. Eyes that could kill but...
Shura, still in a bad mood, takes the cork out of the whiskey bottle and tosses it.
He pours Sujiro's and himself a glass.
Everyone's looking with despise at both Shura and Sujiro. Eyes that could kill but...
15 minutes later
A slightly drunk Shura...
Shura sitting at the table, playing guitar, singing Mexican songs.
Some bikers, truckers, and wh*res have gathered around their table. Everyone's grooving.
Shura finishes the song. Everybody applauds.
Razor Sharp behind the bar grabs the greasy microphone that he uses to announce dancers.
Shura sitting at the table, playing guitar, singing Mexican songs.
Some bikers, truckers, and wh*res have gathered around their table. Everyone's grooving.
Shura finishes the song. Everybody applauds.
Razor Sharp behind the bar grabs the greasy microphone that he uses to announce dancers.
Razor Sharp - And now for your viewing pleasure.
The Mistress of the Macabre.
The Epitome of Evil.
The most sinister woman to dance on the face of the earth.
Lowly dogs, get on your knees, bow your heads and worship the feet of
SANTANICO PANDEMONIUM!
The lights dim.
A light hits the stage.
The crowd hushes up.
A light hits the stage.
The crowd hushes up.
And on the stage steps SANTANICO PANDEMONIUM.
Who is this gorgeous main attraction known as SANTANICO PANDEMONIUM??
Stay tuned for the Next chapter of "Utopic Monkeys"...
Enjoy!!!
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