Tsunade stated that she can't die in a fight

[ObitoKarin]

ALSO, to the guy referred to Tsunade's Slug and Orochimaru's Snakes. Their summonings are similar. Just like when Orochimaru died, he snakes could bring him back. HOWEVER, when he is alive, but on the verge of death, they can basically repair him. Tsunade's slug shows the same qualities because when Tsunade was cut in half, the slug asked, "Yes!, I'll stick your body together and. . ." So, Tsunade is technically immortal as well as long as she has her slug. I don't remember it's name.

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[Kusanagi35]

ALSO, to the guy referred to Tsunade's Slug and Orochimaru's Snakes. Their summonings are similar. Just like when Orochimaru died, he snakes could bring him back. HOWEVER, when he is alive, but on the verge of death, they can basically repair him. Tsunade's slug shows the same qualities because when Tsunade was cut in half, the slug asked, "Yes!, I'll stick your body together and. . ." So, Tsunade is technically immortal as well as long as she has her slug. I don't remember it's name.

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What the actual f*ck?

 

[Hoshi]

Lol, tsunade should die, she's too old! XD

 

[Jimmyrustler]

Did u copy da binery code of da jpeg fail?

 

[Khal Drogo]

this is a manga where religion can make a decapitated head still breathe, speak (how the hell can he talk while having his head sparated from his body and from his lungs?) and live, if living after half of your body is brutally removed possible in real life then it sure as hell is possible in a goddamn manga and your atitude was insulting as well, why say that you constantly laugh at moronic posts while your post is moronic as well? and this guy isn't the only person who survived an injury like this, if you google a bit more you'll find lots of videos like this, I even saw a video of an old woman still being able to talk to people after she was run over and had one of her legs completely crushed and removed from her body

My post wasn't moronic it was scientifically sound. The rare exception someone survives the injury doesn't make it less true that you would probably die from a similar one. I also wasn't talking about the manga, I also said that the manga is fictional and anything can happen. If someone survives a major injury in it. I would probably think "thats cool how that jutsu countered the wound" but alas I never once used real life to justify what would happen in the manga. If 6 people survived a wound like that one but 50,000 people died from it...would you not call that rare or lucky?

 

[Ngylle]

ALSO, to the guy referred to Tsunade's Slug and Orochimaru's Snakes. Their summonings are similar. Just like when Orochimaru died, he snakes could bring him back. HOWEVER, when he is alive, but on the verge of death, they can basically repair him. Tsunade's slug shows the same qualities because when Tsunade was cut in half, the slug asked, "Yes!, I'll stick your body together and. . ." So, Tsunade is technically immortal as well as long as she has her slug. I don't remember it's name.

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I he its giving some explanation how it is posible for tsunade>sage of the six park with her body cut in half.

Main points
Minato>All
Konohamaru>minato
Hiruzen>harishama
ITachi Sole>jubi+madara+obit+harishama

thats guys its insane! but pretty nice explanation. with facts

 

[ObitoKarin]

What the actual f*ck?

The "actual f*ck" is that I copied the wrong link to show the picture.

 

[ObitoKarin]

I he its giving some explanation how it is posible for tsunade>sage of the six park with her body cut in half.

Main points
Minato>All
Konohamaru>minato
Hiruzen>harishama
ITachi Sole>jubi+madara+obit+harishama

thats guys its insane! but pretty nice explanation. with facts

Thanks, I made some typos though, and the link is still wrong. Just search on Google, "Tsunade cut in half" and many of the pictures show the same. I don't understand where you got those points out of my points because I meant how Orochimaru's snakes couldn't bring him back since he was dead, but can repair him when he's on the verge of death, which is similar to Tsunade's Slug who could repair her body when she is close to dying, but cannot revive her.

 

[ImNoOne]

colonoscopy=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ileo-anal_pouch (idk if you call this "colonoscopy" in english but this is how people in my country call it and that's what I meant, there's no reason to act so toxic and add a little sarcastic emoticon in a civil discussion, it's great that you paid attention during biology class in high school but if someone misuses a technical term then tell him what it truly means and not just write :): like a douchebag, we're not in kindergarten anymore)

yeah, I have absolutely no idea, I just wanted to throw around a random word so I make my comment sound more intellectual.
And you probably don't have a single idea about the stuff YOU wrote either (added emoticon for extra douchebaggery). If being severed in half is something "lethal", then how did this guy survive being run over by a car or a truck or whatever (getting "cut" in half in a very violent manner) then continued living perfectly fine after he recovered? if you read his story and watch the (incredibly disgusting I guess) video you can see that he even remained conscious after he was bleeding on the street from his torso:

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Don't click that link if you're easily disgusted.
if you're feeling bored you can find countless of vids like that of poeple that survived comparable injuries, and if you look closely at that dude I think the car removed not only his legs, but his pelvis as well? so that injury is the same as tsunade's

People do not survive being cut in half.... you shouldn't believe everything you read on the internet.

 

[ObitoKarin]

Did u copy da binery code of da jpeg fail?

It's ironic how we both we failed at something. . Me at copying, you at spelling. Just saying. .

 

[Omnipotent]

Ive already been argueing this point for a long time now :|

The brain cant survive without blood for approximately 10 seconds and will die after that.

Decapitation wil cause her to lose all of that blood in her head VERY quickly. She may stay alive for a few seconds, but then she will lose conciousness afterprobably 5 seconds and die after ten. she can regenerate fast, but not THAT fast. Not only that, but jer chakra control goes to nothing once she starts dying, so its not like it will keep regenerating until she dies. Its like sheel regenerate for a second or tw and then it will stop due to lack of chakra control.

^This

 

[Horus]

1) He's obviously referring to Tsunade
2) This also has been proven wrong as a normal human has survived something like this

Are you Done Gallivanting already.
BTW, the manga and kishi stated that Tsunade is immortal in battle,until further notice, so what he said goes, your comments are just your opinion.
So you disagreeing with the manga and with kishi

Besides The manga Contradicts Science

 

[Ciao]

The initial post on here has nine words. Why are there so many responses?

 

[Huang]

What if someone beheads her?

See? Hype is bullsh1t.

And where the HELL were you during Highlander?? This post pretty much has 'dúh' written all over it.

 

[Lucidus]

She was stabbed in the lung by Oro and still was able to talk and breathe. Do you consider lungs to be a vital organ?

people can breath off 1 lung u know :| ... its when both get punctured thats when ur in trouble

 

[sagedog]

Tsunade rules with or without a head!

 

[Lucidus]

Tsunade rules with or without a head!

tsunade really is amazing and under rated... but she can still die when using mitotic regeneration

 

[thegame]

So you read Naruto this much, and still don't understand Kishis way of writing? Get another hobby bro..

 

[taladagah]

i have bronchitis, aint nobody got time fa dat

 

[Eoenki]

How does common sense apply when we're dealing with Kishi?