[Training Applications] -Itachi-

[Renji sennin]

Username: renji sennin
Rank: jounin
Average Online Time: 3 hours
What you need Training In: fire
How Far are you into your Training: i have activated my sharingan thats it
Reason Why you want to be Trained by Me: i have heard many times that you are a GREAT!! trainer and i was looking after good trainer that could teach me fire
A Funny Joke: Why was the washing machine laughing?
Because it was taking the piss out the underpants.

 

[Gutsy]

Username: JiraiyaEroSennin
Rank: Jounin
Average Online Time: 4-5 hours
What you need Training In: Genjutsu or Taijutsu
How Far are you into your Training: N/A
Reason Why you want to be Trained by Me: -IDK i just need training -
A Funny Joke: O_O why...

 

[Illyasviel]

Username:Hayate GEkko
Rank:Jounin
Average Online Time:4 hour 45 minutes
What you need Training In:Taijutsu
How Far are you into your Training:None
Reason Why you want to be Trained by Me:Because I need someone good to teach me something.
A Funny Joke:A guy is walking on a street he forgots to breath and dies o.o
And GMT-4

You skipped me last time :T_T:

Username:Hayate Gekko
Rank:S-Class
Average Online Time:5 hours 36 minutes 57 seconds
What you need Training In:Raiton
How Far are you into your Training:Hidden Mist Technique(the only one I have learned)
Reason Why you want to be Trained by Me:Because I need someone good to teach me something.
A Funny Joke:A guy is walking on a street he forgots to breath and dies o.o
And GMT-4

 

[Naruto Uzumaki Bijuu Sage]

Username:naruto uzumaki bujii sage
Rank:S-class
Average Online Time:6 Hours 10 Minutes 51 Seconds
What you need Training In:Raiton or Katon
How Far are you into your Training:Never trained
Reason Why you want to be Trained by Me: i want to be trained by you because i want to learn how to be a splendid ninja and i need a teacher
Timezone:-4
A Funny Joke:

Spoiler

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.

 

[Gondar]

Username: Gondar
Rank: Jounin
Average Online Time: I am not sure I check it
What you need Training In: Earth (Doton)
How Far are you into your Training:

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Reason Why you want to be Trained by Me: I hope to use the Earth element soon in the battle arena ^^
A Funny Joke:

The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.

"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."

"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."

"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"

 

[SHARINGAN_USER UCHIHA_ITACHI]

Username: -SUUI-
Rank: Sage
Average Online Time: 1 hr 20 mins (twice a day)
What you need Training In: Earth or Nin
How Far are you into your Training: Earth [B rank] - Ninjutsu [none]
Reason Why you want to be Trained by Me: B'cauz yu're awesome,charming.dashing,funny, intelligent and million of more things.... wease:
A Funny Joke:

Spoiler

*read the above line,again*

 

[Wakizashi]

Username:dm1202
Rank:s-class
Average Online Time: 4 hours 15 minutes 24seconds
What you need Training In: wind
How Far are you into your Training: none
Reason Why you want to be Trained by Me:legend has is that you have trained some of the best rp'ers on the forum. and that's what i want to be. i want to be the best.

A Funny Joke: wife: my birthday is coming up soon! husband: so what do you want, honey? wife: i want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds. *the next day* husband: here's your present! *hands her a box* wife: *opens the box* a weight scale?
husband:

 

[Kettei]

Username:NARUTO BIJUU EMS
Rank:S-Jounin
Average time online:2 hours 16 min
What I need in training:wind
How far have you gotten in training: None never been taught anything
Reason why I want to be trained:I want to be one of the greatest NB role-playing players ever.
A funny joke:Yo momma so fat she went into 711 and came out at 12:15.

 

[Mante]

Username: Mante
Rank: S class ninja
Average Online Time: 2hrs 7 min
What you need Training In: katon
How Far are you into your Training: none
Reason Why you want to be Trained by Me: because ur fast in replying to training threads
A Funny Joke: why do ppl like to play Monopoly?
Because u can put rich ppl to jail

 

[U chris]

Username: U chris
Rank: Jounin
Average Online Time: 3 hours
What you need Training In: Lightning and fire
How Far are you into your Training: none (unfortunately)
Reason Why you want to be Trained by Me: please, ive been looking for a sensei or sempai for months now and they all turned me down, please, i don't care if it's only one element or even just to B rank, please, any training would do.
A Funny Joke: Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample." The old man says, "What?" So the doctor says it again. Once again the old man says, "what?" So the doctor yells it, "I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A FECES SAMPLE, AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!" With that the old woman turns to the old man and says, "He needs a pair of your underwear!"

 

[Shirou Emiya]

Username: bobisacoolguy
Rank:
Average online time: ~2hr
What you need training in: lightning
How far are you in your training: N/A never been taught before
Reason why you want to be trained by me:I have ben looking extremely hard for a sensei or senpai and was hoping you would teach me my first element
a funny joke:
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

 

[Punk Hazard]

Username: rikerslade
Average Online Time: 2 hours
What you need Training In: Lightning
How Far are you into your Training: B
Reason Why you want to be Trained by Me: i really need to master the basic five to go after this certain bio
A Funny Joke: One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.

"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have *** all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."

Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.

"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies

"**** me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"

 

[Crade]

Username: Crade
Rank: Jounin
Average Online Time: daily
What you need Training In: Anything really but id like to start with suiton
How Far are you into your Training: N/A
Reason Why you want to be Trained by Me: I'd like to rp and im always online in stuff and ive been on the site for a while but yet i have no training for anything
A Funny Joke: Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar.... they both woke up in a hospital bed a week later.

 

[~Rihan~]

Username: ~Rihan~
Rank: Sage
Average Online Time: Everyday
What you need Training In: Lighting
How Far are you into your Training: C
Reason Why you want to be Trained by Me: Because im just getting back from a long time of being off and i wanna get back into the rping. so i really need some training since most of my justu are all at C level justu so im kinda weak xd
A Funny Joke:

A guy tells his friends he'll be out in a minute to gow ith them to the game

*1 hour passes*

he comes back and he's friends are like what took you so long?

he said it's only respectable to go to the game with a home run

 

[Gutsy]

Username: JiraiyaEroSennin
Rank: S-Class
Average Online Time: 6-7 hours
What you need Training In: Suiton or Raiton
How Far are you into your Training: Suiton-D, Raiton-N/A
Reason Why you want to be Trained by Me: Because beneath this there is a funny joke >_>
A Funny Joke: Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."
-Sherlock Holmes

 

[Kuro Tamashi]

Username: V1nC3N7 V1c10U5

Rank: Genin

Average Online Time: 1 Hour 48 Minutes 37 Seconds

What you need Training In: Wind

How Far are you into your Training: No where. I have had no training

Reason Why you want to be Trained by Me: i want to be trained by someone who is willing to train me. Whoever that may be. I am willing to do whatever it takes to prove myself as a worthy student. I just want to be given a chance to prove myself as a shinobi. And if you are the sensei that is willing to do give me that chance then you are the sensei that i want because i will go to no other sensei.

A Funny Joke: my ninja abilities.

 

[Priest]

Username:mist01
Rank:S-class Ninja
Average Online Time: now 5-6 hours
What you need Training In: Genjutsu
How Far are you into your Training:None
yet
Reason Why you want to be Trained by
Me:i need your training because you are a responsible teacher and i have seen your trainings....its cool
A Funny Joke:
son: mum why do you always call my brother angel?
Mum: because he is a lovely little thing
Son: i don't think so because i threw him out of the window and he didnt fly...

 

[Shady Doctor]

username: William24
rank: jounin
average online time: 7 hours 42 seconds
what I need training in: genjutsu or doton
how far am I into training : sadly I have noo training
reasons I want to be trained by you: because I need training to start causing hell in the battle arena and you don't seem like one of those douche teachers soo I want to be your student.
funny joke: sakura.

 

[Finn]

Username: -Finn-
Rank: Jounin
Average Online Time: 2 hours 27 mins
What you need Training In: basic 5 (raiton)
How Far are you into your Training: none at all -.-
Reason Why you want to be Trained by Me: Seem like a cool dude
A Funny Joke: Imagination is for turbonerds who cant handle how kickbutt reality is!!

 

[~Anubis~]

Username:~Anubis~
Rank: Unofficial Sage
Average Online Time: 2hrs
What you need Training In:Gen or Tai which you prefer..
How Far are you into your Training: none at all -.-
Reason Why you want to be Trained by Me: just felt that you could teach me
A Funny Joke: a little girl asked to a little boy seeing his **** " why don't i have that?"