Tokyo, Kishi's second assassination

[Hellsbadass]

>_> I need a bigger weapon. *takes out Shotgun Sniper* O^O

*shoots Grimm*

*roku shoots a random guy*
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[-Andy-]

*u put the ketshup in the wrong cup, a random guy drinks the coke and dies*


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*wit one hand i eat the big mac and wit the other i call madara* *i am drivin wit out hands*
this is not part of the plan..

madara: -.- i am not payin for the food

bianca: i am sleepy

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madara: -.-

*peeks in the car with a telescope while grim F* the brains out of bianca
**gets a boner*oops :S lol

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

*Kishi turns into cheese and melts*

Sorry I used a cheese clone and replaced kishi with it to protect him from assasinations by evil people.

*I turn into cheese and melt because this body was also a cheese clone*

*Takes cheese and makes pizza*

I'll call it Kishioni....

 

[Hellsbadass]

*peeks in the car with a telescope while grim F* the brains out of bianca
**gets a boner*oops :S lol

lmao XD

 

[TOBI!]

Kishi...

*chases tobi on a pink little bike that i stole from a little girl*

COME HERE!!!

*suddenly stops and hiruzen rearends me*

my cookie sences are tingling

*shoots cookie dough rope form hands and swings away*

*sees kishi with broken legs*

ill save you little boi

*takes kishi to a very, very, dark place*

 

[RokuNR]

*roku shoots a random guy*
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*wipes the eyepiece* OHH.....it was foggy.
*shoots Grimmjow with 120% accuracy* O^O and it's a homing shotgun bullet too.

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

*suddenly stops and hiruzen rearends me*

my cookie sences are tingling

*shoots cookie dough rope form hands and swings away*

*sees kishi with broken legs*

ill save you little boi

*takes kishi to a very, very, dark place*

*you look at kishi and it was some random dude with the same clothes and hair*

The real Kishi is over here.

*Points to Shonen Jump HQ*

 

[Hellsbadass]

*wipes the eyepiece* OHH.....it was foggy.
*shoots Grimmjow with 120% accuracy* O^O and it's a homing shotgun bullet too.

*the bullet hits shika's boner*
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*drives into a buildin*

bianca: i want to shop.. lets go shoppin

=/ we dont have time to shop

bianca: :<

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

*the bullet hits shika's boner*
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*drives into a buildin*

bianca: i want to shop.. lets go shoppin

=/ we dont have time to shop

bianca: :<

OUCH! Boner shot!!

*stops your car with a chuck norris kick*

 

[-Andy-]

*the bullet hits shika's boner*
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*drives into a buildin*

bianca: i want to shop.. lets go shoppin

=/ we dont have time to shop

bianca: :<

o.o*in the back seet of grimjaw F* a chick*his D* gets cut of O_O noessss!!! ohh forgot good thing i got an operation few years ago and i had 2 now i have 1 damn u roku u will pay 100000$ for this >_<

 

[Hellsbadass]

OUCH! Boner shot!!

*stops your car with a chuck norris kick*

*runs over hiruzen wit the car*
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bianca: i need to pee



=/ hold it in


bianca: but i cannot

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

*runs over hiruzen wit the car*
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bianca: i need to pee



=/ hold it in


bianca: but i cannot

*Takes sample of biancas pee and creates a clone*

Bianca clone sexy jutsu says
Come here Grimm

 

[RokuNR]

*the bullet hits shika's boner*
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*drives into a buildin*

bianca: i want to shop.. lets go shoppin

=/ we dont have time to shop

bianca: :<

-_- Alright. Now faults this time. *takes out a bazooka* ~_o Accuracy, 200% target aquired. Missiles, homing.

*shoots Grimm's car*

 

[TOBI!]

*you look at kishi and it was some random dude with the same clothes and hair*

The real Kishi is over here.

*Points to Shonen Jump HQ*

*covers you in cookie dough*

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


*goes into sewers*

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

*covers you in cookie dough*

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


*goes into sewers*

*gains cookie dough armor thanks to you*

Now I'm stronger!!!

*Flushes piranhas down the toilet and they eat you in the sewers*

 

[Hellsbadass]

*Takes sample of biancas pee and creates a clone*

Bianca clone sexy jutsu says
Come here Grimm

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*runs over the clone*
i am workin

bianca: *asleep*

-_- Alright. Now faults this time. *takes out a bazooka* ~_o Accuracy, 200% target aquired. Missiles, homing.

*shoots Grimm's car*

*flys out of the buildin just as it was to blow up* *in slow mo*
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[RokuNR]

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*runs over the clone*
i am workin

bianca: *asleep*



*flys out of the buildin just as it was to blow up* *in slow mo*
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*shoots 20 rockets at you in mid-air* ~_O
Got you now!

 

[Hiruzen Sarutobi]

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*runs over the clone*
i am workin

bianca: *asleep*



*flys out of the buildin just as it was to blow up* *in slow mo*
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*rides the rocket like a surfboard, following you*

*jumps onto car and takes out Bianca*

GOTCHA!!

 

[RokuNR]

*rides the rocket like a surfboard, following you*

*jumps onto car and takes out Bianca*

GOTCHA!!

*rocket blows up when you jump on it* O^O No hard feelings. I love your fanfic

 

[Hellsbadass]

*shoots 20 rockets at you in mid-air* ~_O
Got you now!

*rides the rocket like a surfboard, following you*

*jumps onto car and takes out Bianca*

GOTCHA!!

*punches hiruzen in the face savin bianca and hiruzen falls on roku's rockets*
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bianca: eeeeeeeek rape