i was walkin thru the city streets and a man walks up to me and hands me the lates energy drink
run faster jump higher
man im not gunna let u poison me
i threw it on the ground
u must think im a joke
im not a part of this system
man go rub that garbage in another mas face
i went to my favorite hot dog stand and the dude says u come here all the time heres 1 for free
man wat do i look like a charity case i took it and i threw it on the ground
i dont need ur hand outs
im an adult
u cant buy me hot dog man
walkin in the farmers market with my so called girlfriend
she hands me her cell phone says its my dad
man this aint my dad this is a cell phone
i threw it on the ground
wat u think im stupid
im not gunna be a part of this system
my dads not a phone
duuhhh
some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
wat do u expect me to do with it eat it
happy birthday to the ground
i threw the rest of the cake too
im not gunna be a part of this system
welcome to the real world jackass
so many things to throw on the ground
like this and this and that and even this
im an adult
2 hollywood phoneys tried to give me their autograph
ground
no one wants ur autographs phoney
then the 2 phoneys got up
turned out they had a tazer and they tazed me in the butthole
i fell to the ground
the phoneys didnt let up
tazin on my butthole over and over
i was screamin and squirmin my butthole was on fire
the moral of the story is
u cant trust the system
maaaan
holy crap that took my so long