If you have a weak mind I suggest you do not continue reading this for this is not for the faint of heart. The following sentences are thoughts, specially made to drive you insane, and after reading this, you may not look at Naruto characters the same again.
Each thought ends with a full-stop.
So sit back... and ruin your mind...
copyright by Masashi Kishimoto
Naruto in a pink tu-tu
Sasuke hitting on him
Naruto liking it.
Sakura reveals to everyone the she's actually a man
Rock Lee loves her even more now.
Tenten, Ino, Hinata and Sakura joined the "Miss Konoha Beauty Pagent"
Orochimaru won.
Choji ate something weird
Shikamaru can't find his underwear.
Kabuto kisses a poster every night before he sleeps
Its a poster of Sylvester Stallone
Naked.
Shino and his glasses
Just his glasses.
Sasuke now knows who to rebuild the Uchiha Clan with
Its was Chiyo.
Kiba finally falls in love
with Akamaru
Anko and Tsunade made a bet on who has the biggest boobs.
kabuto won
Gai had an erection in the alleyway
No one survived
Hinata says she's actually bald
She takes off her wig
She's bald
REALLY BALD
Shino laughed for the first time
And choked to his death.
Kiba, Neji, Shikamaru and Sasuke finally on the bed
Playing Mahjong. What were you thinking?
Naruto heard moaning sounds coming from Kakashi's room
Asuma came out and zipped his pants
Naruto vomitted uncontrollably.
Choji ate something weird again
You can't find your mom.
Gai and Kakashi had a bet on who has the longest pee-pee
Temari won by fifteen inches.
Neji woked up in bed and couldn't remember a thing
Beside him was Jiraiya
Naked.
Kiba finally found out who his grandparents are
They were Lassie and Scooby-doo
Gaara finally found his soulmate
He kissed Rock Lee passionately
Rock Lee was shocked
and kissed him back.
Jiraiya was drunk at the bar
He grabbed the first girl's ass he saw
It was Orochimaru's ass
Orochimaru liked it.
Shikamaru had to choose between Ino, Temari, Tayuya and Kin for a date.
He chose Choji.
Asuma and his cigarette
Just his cigarette.
What? You want some more?
Then can you please wait till I have regain conciousness.
Because of all the thoughts written here
The one that keeps repeating itself in my head...
Is Asuma coming out from Kakashi's room O_O
-Faceless
Each thought ends with a full-stop.
So sit back... and ruin your mind...
copyright by Masashi Kishimoto
Naruto in a pink tu-tu
Sasuke hitting on him
Naruto liking it.
Sakura reveals to everyone the she's actually a man
Rock Lee loves her even more now.
Tenten, Ino, Hinata and Sakura joined the "Miss Konoha Beauty Pagent"
Orochimaru won.
Choji ate something weird
Shikamaru can't find his underwear.
Kabuto kisses a poster every night before he sleeps
Its a poster of Sylvester Stallone
Naked.
Shino and his glasses
Just his glasses.
Sasuke now knows who to rebuild the Uchiha Clan with
Its was Chiyo.
Kiba finally falls in love
with Akamaru
Anko and Tsunade made a bet on who has the biggest boobs.
kabuto won
Gai had an erection in the alleyway
No one survived
Hinata says she's actually bald
She takes off her wig
She's bald
REALLY BALD
Shino laughed for the first time
And choked to his death.
Kiba, Neji, Shikamaru and Sasuke finally on the bed
Playing Mahjong. What were you thinking?
Naruto heard moaning sounds coming from Kakashi's room
Asuma came out and zipped his pants
Naruto vomitted uncontrollably.
Choji ate something weird again
You can't find your mom.
Gai and Kakashi had a bet on who has the longest pee-pee
Temari won by fifteen inches.
Neji woked up in bed and couldn't remember a thing
Beside him was Jiraiya
Naked.
Kiba finally found out who his grandparents are
They were Lassie and Scooby-doo
Gaara finally found his soulmate
He kissed Rock Lee passionately
Rock Lee was shocked
and kissed him back.
Jiraiya was drunk at the bar
He grabbed the first girl's ass he saw
It was Orochimaru's ass
Orochimaru liked it.
Shikamaru had to choose between Ino, Temari, Tayuya and Kin for a date.
He chose Choji.
Asuma and his cigarette
Just his cigarette.
What? You want some more?
Then can you please wait till I have regain conciousness.
Because of all the thoughts written here
The one that keeps repeating itself in my head...
Is Asuma coming out from Kakashi's room O_O
-Faceless
