Things I've learned from NB

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21) Minato vs Itachi. The Result of this battle is forver undecided.

22) At least 1 of -Logic-, Saaaaaadpanda, Hipster Madara or Son of Odin will be on every thread.

23) you forgot me in nr.22 xd
 

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This is a joke thread, don't take it too s

1. Every thread about a female character should be sexual in nature. If it isn't, someone will post something about how hot said character is or compare said character's breast size to another.

2. Hinata has big boobs and that's probably why most people like her.

3. No one likes Sakura except for maybe 2 people. I'm suspecting this is partially because she is flat chested

4. The average age of NB members is apparently 13 or 14.

5. Gaara is top 5.

6. Tobirama Senju is better than his brother and is the best water release user and should be used in every Vs thread even though he's done like 2 things worth noting.

7. Unless your thread is about one or more of the following characters, it will not become popular: Itachi, Minato, Nagato, Naruto, Sasuke, Hashirama, Tobi, or Madara. Never mind the fact that most of those characters are dead.

8. If you make a thread about the flaws of NB, some smartass will come in and tell you to "Deal with it"

9. 9gag is funny and totally original.

10. Every bad thing is the result of Plot no jutsu

11. Posting old, overused videos or images in an attempt to be funny or mindblowing is cool

12. You must have a Kate Upton or Megan Fox related set to get noticed.

13. Temari's Wind Cast Net can solo anything.

14. Kakuzu can never be spelled correctly. Wait, I mean Kakazu! No, Kakuza!

15. Mei's acid can't be used in anything that's not a closed off room.

16. Tsunade can tank Tailed Beast Balls.

17. Kamui > Everything

18. Minato's face was on the Hokage mountain in Chapter 599, so that must mean Tobi is not Obito.

19. Edo Madara can make 10 billion Susano'o clones.

20. Fanboys are stupid and should be killed with fire, even though everyone on the Base is a fanboy/girl of something]

1 Dont Think So
2 DTS
3 I like her
4 Sounds about right
5 No
6 Wrong
7 True
8 True LOL
9 :shrug:
10 Partly true
11 Correct
12 No
13 No
14 Dont agree
15 With her lava style hshe can make a closed room anywhere
16 No
17 LOL
18 Maybe
19 :shrug: practically yes
20 You'll get flamed xd
 

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A troll thread?
you fail at trolling.
and your rep don't do shit.


Ps: Naruto want's Saukes dik.
ps naruto sasuke
sm naruto > ems sasuke
km naruto butrapes sasuke inbetween his ass and vagina
bm naruto ****s him with one tail and puts the rest in his mouth
>sasuke
itachi>ems sasuke
sasuke didnt do shit against kabuto he was more of an achor.
sasuke bitchboy suckig oro's ****
lego
 

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21) Minato vs Itachi. The Result of this battle is forver undecided.

22) At least 1 of -Logic-, Saaaaaadpanda, Hipster Madara or Son of Odin will be on every thread.

23)

24)

xd
 

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This is a joke thread, don't take it too seriously. U_U

1. Every thread about a female character should be sexual in nature. If it isn't, someone will post something about how hot said character is or compare said character's breast size to another.
lol
2. Hinata has big boobs and that's probably why most people like her.
Most people like weak girl characters, in confidence and power.
3. No one likes Sakura except for maybe 2 people. I'm suspecting this is partially because she is flat chested
I think it is more to do with her actions but it could be that too.:p
4. The average age of NB members is apparently 13 or 14.
I don't know about that but yes some people are like eight.:shrug:
5. Gaara is top 5.
Apparently Gaara>Hashirama so yeah.U_U
6. Tobirama Senju is better than his brother and is the best water release user and should be used in every Vs thread even though he's done like 2 things worth noting.
Tobirama is a pretty popular character so people put him on a high pedestal. I personally also think he is very powerful but I don't take VS threads involving him seriously because he is all hype and has done nothing. If we go with feats from his fight against Hiruzen, he is around Zabuza's level.
7. Unless your thread is about one or more of the following characters, it will not become popular: Itachi, Minato, Nagato, Naruto, Sasuke, Hashirama, Tobi, or Madara. Never mind the fact that most of those characters are dead.
I agree with this one the most. If you want a thread to become popular but you are using minor characters, you have to pit them up against these legends. For example, if you want a Neji thread to become hot, you have to tell people that he can beat EMS Sasuke. If you want a Temari thread to go hot, you have to pit her up against Hashirama.
8. If you make a thread about the flaws of NB, some smartass will come in and tell you to "Deal with it"
Yes go deal with it.;)
10. Every bad thing is the result of Plot no jutsu
People who didn't want something to happen blame it on plot no jutsu.
13. Temari's Wind Cast Net can solo anything.
But it can.:ice: Joking although it is a pretty powerful move. Can't say how powerful it is until we get the 4th data book.
15. Mei's acid can't be used in anything that's not a closed off room.
Yeah Mei had to lower the acidity to prevent the others from being harmed but people still think she can't use it in a non enclosed space.
16. Tsunade can tank Tailed Beast Balls.
Most people don't think so. At least I don't see people saying she can very often.
17. Kamui > Everything
It most certainly is.:D
19. Edo Madara can make 10 billion Susano'o clones.
Yeah some Madara fans got very annoying because they took the unlimited chakra thing too far.
20. Fanboys are stupid and should be killed with fire, even though everyone on the Base is a fanboy/girl of something.
Yeah fanboys calling other people fanboys but some people are more logical than others.
 

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Madara and tobi most overarted uchiha cunts on this server
 

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ps naruto sasuke
sm naruto > ems sasuke
km naruto butrapes sasuke inbetween his ass and vagina
bm naruto ****s him with one tail and puts the rest in his mouth
>sasuke
itachi>ems sasuke
sasuke didnt do shit against kabuto he was more of an achor.
sasuke bitchboy suckig oro's ****
lego

HHAHAHA U mad
stupid fanboy.
 

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The Tobirama related replies have just proven my point. lol
 

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lol

Most people like weak girl characters, in confidence and power.

I think it is more to do with her actions but it could be that too.:p

I don't know about that but yes some people are like eight.:shrug:

Apparently Gaara>Hashirama so yeah.U_U

Tobirama is a pretty popular character so people put him on a high pedestal. I personally also think he is very powerful but I don't take VS threads involving him seriously because he is all hype and has done nothing. If we go with feats from his fight against Hiruzen, he is around Zabuza's level.

I agree with this one the most. If you want a thread to become popular but you are using minor characters, you have to pit them up against these legends. For example, if you want a Neji thread to become hot, you have to tell people that he can beat EMS Sasuke. If you want a Temari thread to go hot, you have to pit her up against Hashirama.

Yes go deal with it.;)

People who didn't want something to happen blame it on plot no jutsu.

But it can.:ice: Joking although it is a pretty powerful move. Can't say how powerful it is until we get the 4th data book.

Yeah Mei had to lower the acidity to prevent the others from being harmed but people still think she can't use it in a non enclosed space.

Most people don't think so. At least I don't see people saying she can very often.

It most certainly is.:D

Yeah some Madara fans got very annoying because they took the unlimited chakra thing too far.

Yeah fanboys calling other people fanboys but some people are more logical than others.

If we go by feats from the Hiruzen fight, Hashirama would also be Zabuza's level:rolleyes:
 

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ps naruto sasuke
sm naruto > ems sasuke
km naruto butrapes sasuke inbetween his ass and vagina
bm naruto ****s him with one tail and puts the rest in his mouth
>sasuke
itachi>ems sasuke
sasuke didnt do shit against kabuto he was more of an achor.
sasuke bitchboy suckig oro's ****
lego

MS Sasuke>>>> SM Naruto
EMS Sasuke >>>>>>>KM and BM Naruto.
Naruto is the biggest ****** on the manga and series.
Naruto is getting owned by Tobi like a bitch.
Sasuke shits on Naruto any day.
Naruto lost to Saske
Itachi>>>>>>>>BM Naruto

you want some more bitch?
 
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Apparently Gaara rivals the sage in the dessert. I keep on hearing this nonsense about him being invincible in the forest and yet deidora defeated him, whilst holding back. :confused:

Another thing is to ignore trolls
 
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