Megan Terumi
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This is a joke thread, don't take it too seriously. U_U
1. Every thread about a female character should be sexual in nature. If it isn't, someone will post something about how hot said character is or compare said character's breast size to another.
2. Hinata has big boobs and that's probably why most people like her.
3. No one likes Sakura except for maybe 2 people. I'm suspecting this is partially because she is flat chested
4. The average age of NB members is apparently 13 or 14.
5. Gaara is top 5.
6. Tobirama Senju is better than his brother and is the best water release user and should be used in every Vs thread even though he's done like 2 things worth noting.
7. Unless your thread is about one or more of the following characters, it will not become popular: Itachi, Minato, Nagato, Naruto, Sasuke, Hashirama, Tobi, or Madara. Never mind the fact that most of those characters are dead.
8. If you make a thread about the flaws of NB, some smartass will come in and tell you to "Deal with it"
9. 9gag is funny and totally original.
10. Every bad thing is the result of Plot no jutsu
11. Posting old, overused videos or images in an attempt to be funny or mindblowing is cool
12. You must have a Kate Upton or Megan Fox related set to get noticed. Either that, or some random girl in a bikini.
13. Temari's Wind Cast Net can solo anything.
14. Kakuzu can never be spelled correctly. Wait, I mean Kakazu! No, Kakuza!
15. Mei's acid can't be used in anything that's not a closed off room.
16. Tsunade can tank Tailed Beast Balls.
17. Kamui > Everything. That or any other Mangekyo Sharingan technique like Tsukuyomi, Amaterasu, and Susano'o (especially Itachi's Susano'o)
18. Minato's face was on the Hokage mountain in Chapter 599, so that must mean Tobi is not Obito.
19. Edo Madara can make 10 billion Susano'o clones.
20. Fanboys are stupid and should be killed with fire, even though everyone on the Base is a fanboy/girl of something.
21. It's impossible to win in a Vs thread because no one admits when they're wrong.
22. Tsunade and Sakura are totally useless, even though they've been healing your favorite characters all throughout the war.
23. Kimimaro is Kage level
24. Minato vs. Itachi, Nagato vs. Itachi, Jiraiya vs. Itachi, all are matches that will never be settled no matter how many analysis threads you make on it.
25. There will always be a reason to hate on the manga, even if it's a tiny error or plot hole.
26. If you post a wall of text, expect a "Tl;dr" somewhere down the line
27. Some funny, or dumb, meme or .gif can be found in every thread.
28. Someone will ignore your thread description and post and their post will be exactly what your thread description said NOT to do.
29. If a Sasuke fan and a Naruto fan post in the same thread, there's a huge possibility of a flame war. It's just like the manga in that aspect.
30. You make a thread that's been overdone, someone will make a joke about using the search bar.
2. Hinata has big boobs and that's probably why most people like her.
3. No one likes Sakura except for maybe 2 people. I'm suspecting this is partially because she is flat chested
4. The average age of NB members is apparently 13 or 14.
5. Gaara is top 5.
6. Tobirama Senju is better than his brother and is the best water release user and should be used in every Vs thread even though he's done like 2 things worth noting.
7. Unless your thread is about one or more of the following characters, it will not become popular: Itachi, Minato, Nagato, Naruto, Sasuke, Hashirama, Tobi, or Madara. Never mind the fact that most of those characters are dead.
8. If you make a thread about the flaws of NB, some smartass will come in and tell you to "Deal with it"
9. 9gag is funny and totally original.
10. Every bad thing is the result of Plot no jutsu
11. Posting old, overused videos or images in an attempt to be funny or mindblowing is cool
12. You must have a Kate Upton or Megan Fox related set to get noticed. Either that, or some random girl in a bikini.
13. Temari's Wind Cast Net can solo anything.
14. Kakuzu can never be spelled correctly. Wait, I mean Kakazu! No, Kakuza!
15. Mei's acid can't be used in anything that's not a closed off room.
16. Tsunade can tank Tailed Beast Balls.
17. Kamui > Everything. That or any other Mangekyo Sharingan technique like Tsukuyomi, Amaterasu, and Susano'o (especially Itachi's Susano'o)
18. Minato's face was on the Hokage mountain in Chapter 599, so that must mean Tobi is not Obito.
19. Edo Madara can make 10 billion Susano'o clones.
20. Fanboys are stupid and should be killed with fire, even though everyone on the Base is a fanboy/girl of something.
21. It's impossible to win in a Vs thread because no one admits when they're wrong.
22. Tsunade and Sakura are totally useless, even though they've been healing your favorite characters all throughout the war.
23. Kimimaro is Kage level
24. Minato vs. Itachi, Nagato vs. Itachi, Jiraiya vs. Itachi, all are matches that will never be settled no matter how many analysis threads you make on it.
25. There will always be a reason to hate on the manga, even if it's a tiny error or plot hole.
26. If you post a wall of text, expect a "Tl;dr" somewhere down the line
27. Some funny, or dumb, meme or .gif can be found in every thread.
28. Someone will ignore your thread description and post and their post will be exactly what your thread description said NOT to do.
29. If a Sasuke fan and a Naruto fan post in the same thread, there's a huge possibility of a flame war. It's just like the manga in that aspect.
30. You make a thread that's been overdone, someone will make a joke about using the search bar.
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