[Theory] The Uzumakis Were A Priestly Clan

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

this is very possible, am beginning to believe that he was an uzumaki (from your theories).
it's true, there could have been non shinobi clans before the so6p showed up, and that the uzumaki were one of them (proved by your points), so it all adds up well. great job bro (as always a clean and well presented theory)

Thanks again Pervy Sage

 

[HiddenSound]

Nice theory. I'm definitely leaning towards the Sage being an Uzumaki

 

[Kages]

Nice theory lol

 

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

Nice theory lol

thank you lol

 

[KGB Kakuzu]

Highly possible. It was noted that their seals were rough....kinda reminds me almost of a cult like action

 

[Dark Artist]

seems legit

you are one of the best member in the whole naruto fourms

i like ur theories and threads alot

it revives this fourm from weird itachi fanboys thread lol

+ REP

 

[Penguin]

I do not know how you keep doing it. You will have hundreds of great theories by the year, and somehow you will keep coming up with more.

 

[Insidious Smile]

This theory had me rolling on the floor laughing .

Also, to many alt accounts are present in this thread. Smh...

 

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

I do not know how you keep doing it. You will have hundreds of great theories by the year, and somehow you will keep coming up with more.

I hope so, thanks

 

[3MESSIAH]

i simply love your theories man oh and i think the sage had red hair

 

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

i simply love your theories man oh and i think the sage had red hair

I think so too xd

 

[Sherlock.]

Nice one bro.... At least now some who say SO6P was not an Uzumaki cause he was a priest will agree that he indeed was from the Uzumaki Clan....

 

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

Nice one bro.... At least now some who say SO6P was not an Uzumaki cause he was a priest will agree that he indeed was from the Uzumaki Clan....

Thank you very much

 

[Silverforsakenhamster]

I knew it Uzumaki's are Pastafarian!

 

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

I knew it Uzumaki's are Pastafarian!

The ones who worship the All-Noodly FSM?

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[Silverforsakenhamster]

The ones who worship the All-Noodly FSM?

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Yes so ree! They read the book of ramen noodles lol

 

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

Yes so ree! They read the book of ramen noodles lol

All hail his Noodly-Appendages

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[Silverforsakenhamster]

All hail his Noodly-Appendages

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All must love ramen in order for strong life force!

 

[Fuxion]

Noticed that in your last theory as well. Good Job!
I wonder why they were referred to as savage's though if they were priest?

 

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

Noticed that in your last theory as well. Good Job!
I wonder why they were referred to as savage's though if they were priest?

Because they were aggressive/extreme in their sealing methods. They are what you call IRL "religious zealots"