TheLolcat vs. CleverMonkey

[TheLolcat]

-Rei’s Rules and Regs
-Kai: Yes
-Subs: 1 - Only against a very weak attack (Regular kunai, rank E taijutsu, etc.)
-KG and custom jutsu allowed
-No Custom elements!
-No killing or stealing Kumi

-Bio: Komugi Umino

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-Terrain: The Training Grounds (Outside Konoha)
-Range: Mid

 

[CleverMonkey]

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Serizawa walks unto the training field, and light a cigarette.

Let us try to make this fun, shall we my friend? I'll let you get the first move.


(Text with this colour is Serizawa speaking) ^^

 

[TheLolcat]

@CleverMonkey Lets begin I use Bunshin No Jutsu and make 3 clones. We sprint around each other to confuse you then they all throw 3 explosive kunai
(Bunshin No Jutsu) - Clone Technique
Rank:E
Type:Supplementary
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:5
Damage Points:N/A
Description:A clone made of the user that can move but(cannot use any jutsu)This clone is merely an illusionary projection of the user.
Note:The clone jutsu can be made with different elements and is a D-Rank jutsu under its own element(Mizu/Water Tsuchi/Earth Sumi/Ink)

 

[CleverMonkey]

Ah, so you are jumping straight into it, eh? Well if that is what you want...

I see your explosive kunais coming towards me so I simply throw three of my kunais and deflect them, causing them to explode in the middle of us.
I then use (Katon no jutsu) and spit the fire towards you and your clones, which makes your clones go *poff* and dissapear. (you won't be able to see the fire coming due to the smoke from the explosive kunais)
I then use (Doton: Gansetsukon) and throw a staff shaped rock towards the you.

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(Katon no Jutsu) - Fire Release Technique
Rank: D
Type: Offensive
Range: Short - Mid
Chakra cost: 10
Damage points: 20
Description: The user will release a small but powerful flame of fire at their opponent.

(Doton: Gansetsukon) - Earth Release: Rock Section Cane
Rank: D
Type: Supplementary/Offense
Range: Short
Chakra Cost: 10
Damage Points: 20
Description: This technique allows the user to take a small chunk of rock and turn it into the shape of a staff. The user can then use it as a melee weapon or throw it with pinpoint accuracy at their opponent. A variation of this technique allows the user to create several staffs and launch them at the target, but with less accuracy.

 

[TheLolcat]

All 4 scatter away from your fire and throw down several smoke bombs and one uses Gokan Sakusou in the midst, but you can't tell which because of the smoke, then another sneaks up behind you and sticks 3 explosive tags to your back. Then jumps away, and another uses 2 more explosive kunai.
(Gokan Sakusou) - 5 Senses Confusion Disorder
Rank:E
Type:Supplementary
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:N/A
Damage Points:N/A
The user throws an explosive kunai at their target and the mist spreads threw the air.This jutsu causes the opponent to be hit by attacks even though they think they dodged it or countered it.This effect lasts for 2 turns.
EDIT:But what about the other 9 kunai? I meant 3 each.

 

[CleverMonkey]

I see you and your clones scatter away from the flame and that you throw smoke bombs down. As I see you throw the smoke bombs I jump backwards to avade any of the smoke. As I jump backwards I hit your clone who were trying to sneak up upon me, I land on him and the impact makes him dissapear. (even though he actually wouldn't be able to get behind me that fast, but I'll let it pass)
At this time I don't know where any of you are, so I take a smoke bomb from my pocket and throw it on the ground infront of me, and then I use (Doton: Moguragakure no Jutsu) and go underground. (you wouldn't be able to see that I used it since I was surrrounded by smoke)

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(Doton: Moguragakure no Jutsu) – Earth Release: Hiding like a mole technique
Rank: C
Type: Supplementary
Range: Long
Chakra cost: 15
Damage points: N/A
Description: The user changes earth into fine sand by channeling chakra into it, allowing the user to dig through it like a mole. While underground one can sense what is happening on the surface and use the information to launch a surprise attack on the enemy. Once can also hide deep in the ground, escaping to a depth where the enemy cant reach. It also appears that after digging, the ground can be returned to its original state, leaving no trace of where the user entered the earth.

 

[TheLolcat]

You're using jutsu you haven't learned! Just this once...
The 3 remaining notice your absence, knowing that you would have to be underground, especially based on your fighting style and jutsu so far and jump into air over the river and pepper the ground in explosive tags, then fall into the river, knowing they would realize you coming out of earth into the river. You wouldn't notice any of this due to the denseness of the earth.

 

[CleverMonkey]

(I'm not using jutsus I haven't learned I'll link you to training if you want^^ Sorry about that, I should have said that my bio need an update )

As I notice that you and your 2 remaining clones dissapear from the surface, I start to crawl towards the woods. I appear behind a tree and hear the explosions from your explosive tags rampage. I then move my head to the side of the tree so a can see what is happening, and see that you and your clones lands into the river. (we are now in long range)
I then use (Bunshin No Jutsu) and we throw 6 kunais each (12 in total) with explosive tags into the river, and I keep hiding behind the tree.

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(Bunshin No Jutsu) - Clone Technique

Rank:E
Type:Supplementary
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:5
Damage Points:N/A
Description:A clone made of the user that can move but(cannot use any jutsu)This clone is merely an illusionary projection of the user.
Note:The clone jutsu can be made with different elements and is a D-Rank jutsu under its own element(Mizu/Water Tsuchi/Earth Sumi/Ink)

 

[TheLolcat]

We see the water bubble as you throw the kunai and notce the explosive tag. The water will muffle the blast, but it will be murky, so we swim downstream and I send one clone to the surface, to distact you, as well as occupy you, and has an explosive tag attached to its chest (You wouldn't tell from the jacket over it), then the clone charges at full speed, but not so fast it won't be able to dodge an attack. Seeing only one come up, you probably assume its the real one.

 

[CleverMonkey]

After I see your clone run towards the woods, I sit still behind the tree and wait a few seconds. I then throw 2 smoke bombs towards the clone, which makes him surrounded in smoke. I then send my clone towards him. My clone throw one kunai with an explosive tag into the smoke, and it explodes and hurts you (as I think this is you, but instead your clone will dissapear), but my clone throw four more into the smoke just to be sure of that. (your clone won't be able to see any of this due to the smoke)

 

[TheLolcat]

Me and my other clone popped up earlier and used Bikoku Ninjutsu, then tracked you, and one uses Gokan Sakusou while you're distracted (Decreasing the chance of evasion), then they swap places, throw wire to tie you to the tree, throw a volley (a total of 30 each clone/real one) of shuriken and explosive kunai at you, then disperse.
(Bikoku Ninjutsu) - Shadow Stealth Technique
Rank:E
Type:Supplementary
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:5
Damage Points:N/A
Description:This jutsu lets the user follow the target covert by concealing the users presence.
(Gokan Sakusou) - 5 Senses Confusion Disorder
Rank:E
Type:Supplementary
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:N/A
Damage Points:N/A
The user throws an explosive kunai at their target and the mist spreads threw the air.This jutsu causes the opponent to be hit by attacks even though they think they dodged it or countered it.This effect lasts for 2 turns.

 

[CleverMonkey]

I get caught by surprise, and get wired to the tree. I quickly use the sub and replace myself wit a log. As i use the sub, I appear 2 meters behind your clone. I then perform the Snake → Ram → Monkey → Boar → Horse → Tiger handseals and spew a (Katon: Gokakyu no Jutsu) at your clone making it dissapear.(this goes to fast for your clone to notice that I am behind it) I jump backwards. (You and I are in mid range now) I then look over at you, perform the rat handseal and use (Doton: Ganban Kyu). Two sections of rocks rise from the ground, and I move them around you so you have no way to escape, and I crush you inbetween them.

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(Katon: Gokakyu no Jutsu) - Fire Release: Fireball Technique
Rank: C
Type: Offense
Range: Short
Chakra Cost: 15
Damage Points: 30
Description: After performing the necessary hand seals Snake → Ram → Monkey → Boar → Horse → Tiger, a ninja inhales air, and utilizing a large amount of fire chakra, spews a large fireball from their mouth after blowing through a ring made by the thumb and index finger of the user, incinerating everything in range. The fireball ignites externally.

(Doton: Ganban Kyu) - Earth Release: Bedrock Coffin
Rank: C
Type: Offense
Range: Mid/Long
Chakra Cost: 15
Damage Points: 30
Description: After performing the Rat hand seal, the user to control multiple sections of rock and move them around their opponent. The user then forms two gigantic sections that crush the opponent.

 

[TheLolcat]

My clone swings behind you from the branch as you are preform the hand signs and attaches a explosive tag to your mouth and forhead as the real me ties up your hands and kicks you to the ground, then both throw 3 explosive kunai each, and each set (3 kunai) is tied togethor to better tie you down. I see your clone and throw 2 shuriken as warning.

 

[CleverMonkey]

there is no way your clone could have swung behind me, and there is no way that you could get over to that fast and tie me down U_U

 

[TheLolcat]

Yeah, I just re-checked. So then we'll change it to swung of the branch at you and did the explosive tag thing, and threw the wire over you and tied your arms to your torso and then pulled you over and kicked you. Is that more suiting? (6 hand signs take a moment, and the clone and other were standing on branches. Sorry I didn't state that earlier... :| ) Also, the other me would be able to warn the other of what's coming after the sub.

 

[CleverMonkey]

1. You just had one clone left after I destroyed the others.
2. You didn't state anywhere that your last clone (or yourself) were standing on any branches, therefor you are automatically standing on the ground. So there is no way that your clone could suddenly appear behind me.
EDIT: also you didn't know where I would appear after the sub, because you were throwing shurikens at the tree aswell.

 

[TheLolcat]

Okay, good point... but remember, all of your previous jutsu would've consumed a lot of chakra, which would either weaken the last attack, or at least make it risky to use. You used a total of 60 chakra before the last attack (Subs cost 5)
EDIT: Wait a minute, I used Gokan Sakusou before tying you to the tree, so subs shouldn't even work!
(Gokan Sakusou) - 5 Senses Confusion Disorder
Rank:E
Type:Supplementary
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:N/A
Damage Points:N/A
The user throws an explosive kunai at their target and the mist spreads threw the air.This jutsu causes the opponent to be hit by attacks even though they think they dodged it or countered it.This effect lasts for 2 turns.

 

[CleverMonkey]

I think i actually used 75 chakrapoints, but as an S-jounin I'm allowed to use as much as 700 chakrapoints, so none of my attacks would have lost any power

 

[TheLolcat]

Aah... hmm... anyways, take note of the EDIT. Also, I stated 60 BEFORE THE LAST ATTACK, which means up until the Katon was used.

 

[CleverMonkey]

I still think I am able to use sub. I see no reason why I shouldn't be able to.
EDIT: and it also doesn't matter how much chakra I have used up until this point since I obviously have plenty left