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Randomness and Boredom can do horrible things to a FF writers mind; enjoy the randomness.
Keotsu: Riku....Riku...Are you awake?....RIKU!!!! ARE YOU SLEEPING?!!!
Riku: *wakes up* Come on man, I was with Megan Fox dude, MEGAN FOX! Uh... I mean, hey Keotsu. O_O
Keotsu:O___O Uh...Anyway... I came to see how the book's coming along.
And with that, a video camera was shoved in Riku's face.
Riku: O_O What's that?
Keotsu: A camera. o.o
Riku: -_- I know that. What for?
Keotsu: Oh, I'm going to video tape the writing process.
Riku: But this is top secret! Also....where'd you get the camera?
Keotsu: At the video store. Why?
Riku: You do realize this is a Naruto Forum, right?
Keotsu: Your point is....?
Riku: THEY DON'T HAVE HD CAMERAS IN NARUTO!
Keotsu: .......But they do in Bleach.
Riku: Hold on, how'd you get in here in the first place?
Keotsu: O_O Well... I did a few favors... like...
Riku: Nevermind dude!
Keotsu: No, really, it's an interesting story. The guard said he was pretty lonely so...
Riku: Stop! *sighs* I gotta get to work.
Keotsu: Okay.
Riku's Book(saying out loud as he writes):
...while he slid under the truck, narrowly dodging the explosion. As he met up with the spy, he asked, "What's going on!? I only asked for change for a $20?!" "Its...
Around this time, Keotsu started humming "My Fair Lady", which Riku started singing too.
"Its...My fair lady sing your song, do-dah, do-dah,
Riku: What the heck? *glares at Keotsu.*
Keotsu: o.o *stops humming*
Riku: *continues glaring*
Keotsu:o.o
Riku: *glare intensifies*
Keotsu:o.o *Takes bite of sandwich*
Riku: -_-" Aren't you supposed to ask me questions or something?
Keotsu: Yep.
Riku: Well?
Keotsu: What about them?
Riku: Huh?
Keotsu: Whale.
Riku:
" Are you high?
Keotsu: Hope not.
Riku: Hope?
Keotsu: I kinda just through some random stuff in the kitchen together for breakfast.
Riku: *interested, but warily* What?
Keotsu: Hmm....A bagel, a glass of milk, jalapenos, mustard, cinnamon, Dr.Pepper,...oh, and a Klondike bar. Oh, and some cough syrup; think I'm getting sick.
Riku: *thinking* Iron Stomach?
Keotsu: Well, on to the questions.
Riku: Cra-
Keotsu: What's your inspiration for this story?
Riku: Uh...I wanted to write it?
Keotsu: Good...good...How do you feel about your books?
Riku: They're mine? I hope people enjoy them, 'cause I put lots of work in them.
Keotsu: And how does that make you feel?
Riku: Nervous...Wait, what?
Keotsu: *holding up inkblot* Can you tell me what you see?
Riku: A person who has obviously lost all dignity.
Keotsu: What?
Riku: -_- I'm getting back to work.
Keotsu: Why do you keep it so quiet?
Riku: *surprised at a real question* It helps me focus; sorta like the cold does for some people. And it get's certain douches to leave me alone. >_>
Keotsu: What made you start writing?
Riku: Its fun; since its not a teacher making me do it.
Riku's Book:
The man and the spy sat damp in the cavern, having swam four miles to their current location; the spy has used to this, the man was not. "How did I get mixed up in all this...?" "They are after your DNA." "What?...Why?"
Keotsu: *looking over shoulder, accidentally nailing Riku in his face with camera* That's good.
Riku: Thanks. *handcuffs Keotsu in a chair across the room*
Keotsu: T_T
Riku: Aargh....I need a snack.
INTERMISSION
Keotsu: POPCORN!
Riku: Mmm...Soda.
Random Man: That'll be $12.68.
Keotsu: What the?
Riku: Who are you?
Random Man: That'll be $12.68.
*Keotsu and Riku look at each other.*
Both: Kamehamha! :no_ignore::no_ignore:
*BOOOOM*
Riku: *thinking* *sigh* We are definitely not on the right forum for this.
END INTERMISSION
*Six Days Later, Riku has finished his book, although thanks to Keotsu's "Interruptions" it is way different than it supposed to be. Keotsu is in the hospital with nine compound fractures throughout his body. *
Riku's Book:
Man: Can I get change for a $20?
*KA-BOOOOM*
Man: All I did was ask for change for a $20!
*faceplants on to the side of a semi truck while eating a grilled cheese.*
Spy: They want your DNA.
Man: T_T I just wanted lunch.
*Riku's book went to be the number one best selling book of all time, made into several movies, and winning many awards. Keotsu's report was given the Documentary and Comedy of the Year Awards.*
Written Riku and Keotsu
[size=+2]The Writing Process[/size]
Keotsu: Riku....Riku...Are you awake?....RIKU!!!! ARE YOU SLEEPING?!!!
Riku: *wakes up* Come on man, I was with Megan Fox dude, MEGAN FOX! Uh... I mean, hey Keotsu. O_O
Keotsu:O___O Uh...Anyway... I came to see how the book's coming along.
And with that, a video camera was shoved in Riku's face.
Riku: O_O What's that?
Keotsu: A camera. o.o
Riku: -_- I know that. What for?
Keotsu: Oh, I'm going to video tape the writing process.
Riku: But this is top secret! Also....where'd you get the camera?
Keotsu: At the video store. Why?
Riku: You do realize this is a Naruto Forum, right?
Keotsu: Your point is....?
Riku: THEY DON'T HAVE HD CAMERAS IN NARUTO!
Keotsu: .......But they do in Bleach.
Riku: Hold on, how'd you get in here in the first place?
Keotsu: O_O Well... I did a few favors... like...
Riku: Nevermind dude!
Keotsu: No, really, it's an interesting story. The guard said he was pretty lonely so...
Riku: Stop! *sighs* I gotta get to work.
Keotsu: Okay.
Riku's Book(saying out loud as he writes):
...while he slid under the truck, narrowly dodging the explosion. As he met up with the spy, he asked, "What's going on!? I only asked for change for a $20?!" "Its...
Around this time, Keotsu started humming "My Fair Lady", which Riku started singing too.
"Its...My fair lady sing your song, do-dah, do-dah,
Riku: What the heck? *glares at Keotsu.*
Keotsu: o.o *stops humming*
Riku: *continues glaring*
Keotsu:o.o
Riku: *glare intensifies*
Keotsu:o.o *Takes bite of sandwich*
Riku: -_-" Aren't you supposed to ask me questions or something?
Keotsu: Yep.
Riku: Well?
Keotsu: What about them?
Riku: Huh?
Keotsu: Whale.
Riku:
" Are you high?Keotsu: Hope not.
Riku: Hope?
Keotsu: I kinda just through some random stuff in the kitchen together for breakfast.
Riku: *interested, but warily* What?
Keotsu: Hmm....A bagel, a glass of milk, jalapenos, mustard, cinnamon, Dr.Pepper,...oh, and a Klondike bar. Oh, and some cough syrup; think I'm getting sick.
Riku: *thinking* Iron Stomach?
Keotsu: Well, on to the questions.
Riku: Cra-
Keotsu: What's your inspiration for this story?
Riku: Uh...I wanted to write it?
Keotsu: Good...good...How do you feel about your books?
Riku: They're mine? I hope people enjoy them, 'cause I put lots of work in them.
Keotsu: And how does that make you feel?
Riku: Nervous...Wait, what?
Keotsu: *holding up inkblot* Can you tell me what you see?
Riku: A person who has obviously lost all dignity.
Keotsu: What?
Riku: -_- I'm getting back to work.
Keotsu: Why do you keep it so quiet?
Riku: *surprised at a real question* It helps me focus; sorta like the cold does for some people. And it get's certain douches to leave me alone. >_>
Keotsu: What made you start writing?
Riku: Its fun; since its not a teacher making me do it.
Riku's Book:
The man and the spy sat damp in the cavern, having swam four miles to their current location; the spy has used to this, the man was not. "How did I get mixed up in all this...?" "They are after your DNA." "What?...Why?"
Keotsu: *looking over shoulder, accidentally nailing Riku in his face with camera* That's good.
Riku: Thanks. *handcuffs Keotsu in a chair across the room*
Keotsu: T_T
Riku: Aargh....I need a snack.
INTERMISSION
Keotsu: POPCORN!
Riku: Mmm...Soda.
Random Man: That'll be $12.68.
Keotsu: What the?
Riku: Who are you?
Random Man: That'll be $12.68.
*Keotsu and Riku look at each other.*
Both: Kamehamha! :no_ignore::no_ignore:
*BOOOOM*
Riku: *thinking* *sigh* We are definitely not on the right forum for this.
END INTERMISSION
*Six Days Later, Riku has finished his book, although thanks to Keotsu's "Interruptions" it is way different than it supposed to be. Keotsu is in the hospital with nine compound fractures throughout his body. *
Riku's Book:
The Interruptions
Man: Can I get change for a $20?
*KA-BOOOOM*
Man: All I did was ask for change for a $20!
*faceplants on to the side of a semi truck while eating a grilled cheese.*
Spy: They want your DNA.
Man: T_T I just wanted lunch.
The End
*Riku's book went to be the number one best selling book of all time, made into several movies, and winning many awards. Keotsu's report was given the Documentary and Comedy of the Year Awards.*
The End
