Narrator: Now look at Kamina he's in Jail for battery,and resisting arrest.I wonder how he will surive in jail.
Chapter 3: Dont Drop The Soap
Narrator: Now that the cops have brought Kamina into the police station they prepare him for booking and sentenceing.
Zenryoku: Sit down and shut up till we call for you!!!!!
Crow: I dont wanna hear a single word from you at all.
Kamina: You guys think your all BA because you arrested me,haa.
Narrator: Kamina starts telling jokes about cops till he's cell is ready
Kamina: Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.
Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at McDonald's
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around-that's how far ahead of me they are.
What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control
Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on COPS
Narrator: The cops got very annoyed with all of kamina's jokes and finally had his cell ready so they took him there.
Zenryoku: Ok mister funny guy lets go.
Crow: Zenryoku we should tell him some of are jokes,for dummb people like him.
Zenryoku: Ok i'll start
Crow: Ok but it better be funny.
Zenryoku: "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the
speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."
You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can
write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"
The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog
"Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you
go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey
poop."
Crow: Haa you alway's tell the best jokes every.
Zenryoku: I know,but were here to the cell so lets throw him in here and go eat donuts.
Crow: Ok
Narrator: They throw him in the cell where he meets his new cell buddy Felix andrew,and Johninto.All in the same cell.
Johninto: What the hell this cell is already full enough.
Felix: Before you get any idea's new guy im the king of this cell,I tell you when you can leave and go,I tell you when you can sleep and eat,and i tell even when you can breath.So from now on your my slave.
Kamina: Ok im tell you right now,none of this stuff you said is gonna fly because im just here to do my time and leave.So understand that.
John: Man you got alot of balls.
Felix: Ok, you think you can just come up in here and just do your time,nah lil homie you in my world so you gone follow my rules or get cut.
Narrator: Felix pulls a shank out on Kamina
Felix: Now is this what it's gonna take to keep you under control?
Kamina: Man my day has just been real messed up,so if you wanna take it there we can!!!!!!
Felix: Just watch your back Kamina because i sure enough will,so as soon as your slacking your dead!!!
Kamina: Nice to know
Narrator: The sergent comes to dismiss the inmates for a shower and then dinner.
Nexus: Ok you waste of space,it shower time.
Nexus: Did i stutter move your butt now!!!!!!
Narrator: all the inmates run for the shower,but Nexus see's Kamina is new and pulls him to the side.
Nexus: Since your new im tell you the most important rule,dont you ever talk back to me or my guards because i'll put you in the box for 1month. So think about that before you do something dumb.
Kamina: Yea
Narrator: Nexus pulls out his whip and hits Kamina
Nexus: Yes what?
Kamina: Yes Sir
Nexus: Good Boy,now get to the shower
Narrator: Kamina heads to the shower and walks in makeing sure not to forget what felix said to him.
John: There you are Kamina,lets go take are shower
Kamina: Ok let's get going
Narrator they walk into the shower and start to bathe.Till this big guy walks up.
Mugen: Sup fresh meat.
Kamina: Man does everyone gotta try me in the first day.
Mugen: Did i ask you to speak seems like im gonna have to show you who's boss around here.
Kamina: Looks like im gonna have to fight you just to gain some respect.
Mugen: Fight me*laughs* come on then
Narrator: Now Kamina and Mugen start fighting
Kamina: *throws a punch at Mugen*
Mugen:is that the best you have*mugen catches the punch and twist he's arm behind he's back*
Kamina: *ouchhhh* let go
Mugen: Not so tough now are you.
Narrator: All looks bad for Kamina,lets see what happens.
John: Leave him alone!!!
Mugen: What are you gonna do?
John: This!!!
Narrator: John takes a knife from his throat and stabs Mugen to death,and causeing everybody to panic,drawing all the guards to the sence and the sergent to.
Nexus: What in the hell happened here?
Crow: Looks like Mugens dead.
Zenryoku: Now isnt that stateing the obvious.
Inmates: It was John and Kamina.
Nexus: Ok You to get 1year in the hole,and for snitching on Kamina and John you guys get no Food tonight and are on locked down for two days.Now guards take them to there cell.
Zenryoku: Ok Sir
Crow: Gotcha Boss
Kamina-Sasuke uchiha 28
John-cell mate
Nexus-sergent
zenryoku-cop
crow-cop's assitant
Felix-cell mate
Mugen-The Big guy that likes you to drop the soap
Chapter 4: The hole
Chapter 3: Dont Drop The Soap
Narrator: Now that the cops have brought Kamina into the police station they prepare him for booking and sentenceing.
Zenryoku: Sit down and shut up till we call for you!!!!!
Crow: I dont wanna hear a single word from you at all.
Kamina: You guys think your all BA because you arrested me,haa.
Narrator: Kamina starts telling jokes about cops till he's cell is ready
Kamina: Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.
Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at McDonald's
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around-that's how far ahead of me they are.
What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control
Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on COPS
Narrator: The cops got very annoyed with all of kamina's jokes and finally had his cell ready so they took him there.
Zenryoku: Ok mister funny guy lets go.
Crow: Zenryoku we should tell him some of are jokes,for dummb people like him.
Zenryoku: Ok i'll start
Crow: Ok but it better be funny.
Zenryoku: "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the
speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."
You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can
write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"
The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog
"Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you
go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey
poop."
Crow: Haa you alway's tell the best jokes every.
Zenryoku: I know,but were here to the cell so lets throw him in here and go eat donuts.
Crow: Ok
Narrator: They throw him in the cell where he meets his new cell buddy Felix andrew,and Johninto.All in the same cell.
Johninto: What the hell this cell is already full enough.
Felix: Before you get any idea's new guy im the king of this cell,I tell you when you can leave and go,I tell you when you can sleep and eat,and i tell even when you can breath.So from now on your my slave.
Kamina: Ok im tell you right now,none of this stuff you said is gonna fly because im just here to do my time and leave.So understand that.
John: Man you got alot of balls.
Felix: Ok, you think you can just come up in here and just do your time,nah lil homie you in my world so you gone follow my rules or get cut.
Narrator: Felix pulls a shank out on Kamina
Felix: Now is this what it's gonna take to keep you under control?
Kamina: Man my day has just been real messed up,so if you wanna take it there we can!!!!!!
Felix: Just watch your back Kamina because i sure enough will,so as soon as your slacking your dead!!!
Kamina: Nice to know
Narrator: The sergent comes to dismiss the inmates for a shower and then dinner.
Nexus: Ok you waste of space,it shower time.
Nexus: Did i stutter move your butt now!!!!!!
Narrator: all the inmates run for the shower,but Nexus see's Kamina is new and pulls him to the side.
Nexus: Since your new im tell you the most important rule,dont you ever talk back to me or my guards because i'll put you in the box for 1month. So think about that before you do something dumb.
Kamina: Yea
Narrator: Nexus pulls out his whip and hits Kamina
Nexus: Yes what?
Kamina: Yes Sir
Nexus: Good Boy,now get to the shower
Narrator: Kamina heads to the shower and walks in makeing sure not to forget what felix said to him.
John: There you are Kamina,lets go take are shower
Kamina: Ok let's get going
Narrator they walk into the shower and start to bathe.Till this big guy walks up.
Mugen: Sup fresh meat.
Kamina: Man does everyone gotta try me in the first day.
Mugen: Did i ask you to speak seems like im gonna have to show you who's boss around here.
Kamina: Looks like im gonna have to fight you just to gain some respect.
Mugen: Fight me*laughs* come on then
Narrator: Now Kamina and Mugen start fighting
Kamina: *throws a punch at Mugen*
Mugen:is that the best you have*mugen catches the punch and twist he's arm behind he's back*
Kamina: *ouchhhh* let go
Mugen: Not so tough now are you.
Narrator: All looks bad for Kamina,lets see what happens.
John: Leave him alone!!!
Mugen: What are you gonna do?
John: This!!!
Narrator: John takes a knife from his throat and stabs Mugen to death,and causeing everybody to panic,drawing all the guards to the sence and the sergent to.
Nexus: What in the hell happened here?
Crow: Looks like Mugens dead.
Zenryoku: Now isnt that stateing the obvious.
Inmates: It was John and Kamina.
Nexus: Ok You to get 1year in the hole,and for snitching on Kamina and John you guys get no Food tonight and are on locked down for two days.Now guards take them to there cell.
Zenryoku: Ok Sir
Crow: Gotcha Boss
Kamina-Sasuke uchiha 28
John-cell mate
Nexus-sergent
zenryoku-cop
crow-cop's assitant
Felix-cell mate
Mugen-The Big guy that likes you to drop the soap
Chapter 4: The hole
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