The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

[Αizen]

Fortunately Sasuke is my friend.

Unfortunately your car was stolen.

 

[Hakairyoku]

Fortunately, I get it back thanks to the cops.

Unfortunately, Naruto has ended.

 

[Αizen]

Fortunately I got over it.

Unfortunately you have no Internet.

 

[Excālibur1]

Fortunately, I got a new internet connection.

Unfortunately, you died.

 

[Αizen]

Fortunatley I was revived with Rinne tensei no jutsu.

Unfortunatley your have Aids.

 

[RuckenTM]

Fortunately I'm immune to Aids =D

Unfortunately your unfortunate.

 

[Hakairyoku]

Fortunately, I'm fortunate. =D

Unfortunately, you're dead.

 

[Beyond the Horizon]

Fortunately the Grim Reaper spares my life.

Unfortunately nothing in life is free.

 

[Ryóma]

Fortunately it teaches me valuable lessons of working hard to get things.

Unfortunately you get into trouble at school for not doing homework.

 

[El Alucard]

fortunately the school burns down

unfortunately it starts raining

 

[Ryóma]

Fortunately you have an umbrella.

 

[Hori]

Fortunately you are weak

Unfortunately you don't need to fight.

 

[Ryóma]

Fortunately, I didn't want to anyway.

Unfortunately, a bird enters your house without permission.

 

[Beyond the Horizon]

Fortunately I catch it and release it into the wild once more.

Unfortunately you accidentally set off your home security system.

 

[Ryóma]

Fortunately the battery dies and it stops.

Unfortunately you have exams coming up

 

[KameSennin]

fortunately this is just a bad dream

alas you suck

 

[Ryóma]

Fortunately you do too.

Unfortunately there is a bushfire heading your way

 

[Goetia]

Fortunately it gets put out.

Unfortunately someone died.

 

[Ryóma]

Fortunately it wasn't me.

Unfortunately there are a lot of chores to do

 

[Beyond the Horizon]

Fortunately I don't have to do all the chores alone.

Unfortunately the Mona Lisa was stolen.