The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

[kumu]

Fortunately you don't care.
Unfortunately you become a kangaroo.

 

[Beyond the Horizon]

Fortunately, kangaroos are awesome

Unfortunately you forget your anniversary.

 

[kumu]

Fortunately your partner forgot it as well.
Unfortunately Madara comes to your house with a killing intent.

 

[Ryóma]

Fortunately I am strong enough to defeat him.
Unfortunately the world is ending.

 

[Beyond the Horizon]

Fortunately its destruction will purge the world of its impurities.

Unfortunately Naruto has ended.

 

[RuckenTM]

Fortunately you're new to the site.
Unfortunately, I'm not new.

 

[El Alucard]

Fortunately old members rock
Unfortunately you're not old enough

 

[Beyond the Horizon]

Fortunately age means nothing.

Unfortunately you lose your phone.

 

[Jennifer Lawrence]

Fortunately, it was an iPhone = Care factor -6
Unfortunately, you are abducted by aliens

 

[Beyond the Horizon]

Fortunately they have cookies.

Unfortunately you break your leg.

 

[RuckenTM]

Fortunately it was term for a concert.

Unfortunately, your late at this.

 

[Beyond the Horizon]

Fortunately time doesn't matter.

Unfortunately you're broke.

 

[Ryóma]

Fortunately I get a job

Unfortunately a chicken crossed the road.

 

[RuckenTM]

Fortunately it was universalized.

Unfortunately you aren't.

 

[Beyond the Horizon]

Fortunately it doesn't matter.

Unfortunately anime is banned in your country.

 

[Ryóma]

Fortunately manga isn't and I like manga more anyway.
Unfortunately you get hayfever.

 

[Tenshi Hikari]

Fortunately, i was cured,

Unfortunately, u went berserk and got stroke

 

[Beyond the Horizon]

Fortunately doctors helped me recover.

Unfortunately Sasuke left the village again without Sakura.

 

[Jennifer Lawrence]

Fortunately, she has more than 1 lover
Unfortunately, I am being stalked

 

[Beyond the Horizon]

Fortunately you get a restraining order against your stalker.

Unfortunately your stalker is Orochimaru.