The Underground Gate of Konoha

[Son Of Itachi]

Yes, a dragon named phil. O-O

Fly, Phil! >

*my dragon hops up into the air, and dives headfirst into the ground, and starts rapidly drilling towards the earth country*

He IS an earth dragon.

*falls asleep* U_U


(I'll brb)

dam this mission is gonna take a while and with the earth country establishing a new order well lets all hope its still the same earth country

 

[Kaze..]

*wishes that he finshed his kfc*

 

[Son Of Itachi]

*yawns while phil is drilling thru the earth* this is taking forever *takes out a game and starts to play it*

 

[BishamonSama]

dam this mission is gonna take a while and with the earth country establishing a new order well lets all hope its still the same earth country

Um, I'm sort of the leader of the earth country.

 

[Kaze..]

Um, I'm sort of the leader of the earth country.

Sensai ummm why are attack your village

 

[BishamonSama]

Sensai ummm why are attack your village

We're not, we're attacking the people who are attacking it.

 

[Son Of Itachi]

We're not, we're attacking the people who are attacking it.

the attack happend about 2 weeks ago and only one person attacked the earth country

 

[Kaze..]

ok got cha santasmile

so were going all this way to fight i person

 

[BishamonSama]

the attack happend about 2 weeks ago and only one person attacked the earth country

Mkay, so it shouldn't be hard to find one person within a vast country of hundreds of thousands of people, right?

 

[Son Of Itachi]

Mkay, so it shouldn't be hard to find one person within a vast country of hundreds of thousands of people, right?

i dont even know if whoever this person is, is still attacking the earth country

 

[BishamonSama]

i dont even know if whoever this person is, is still attacking the earth country

Well, it'll be fun to kill someone.

Right?

 

[Kaze..]

i dont even know if whoever this person is, is still attacking the earth country

*tries to stand up on phil*

*head hits rocks and he is knocked out cold*

 

[Son Of Itachi]

Well, it'll be fun to kill someone.

Right?

well i dont know.. and are we there yet?

 

[BishamonSama]

*tries to stand up on phil*

*head hits rocks and he is knocked out cold*

O_O

Is that bad? O_O

xD

well i dont know.. and are we there yet?

Nope. O^O


*waits 5 seconds*

Now we are. O^O
*whispers to Phil* Phil, try not to make a big racket when we resurface, k?
*Phil nods*


*Phil shoots up out of the earth in an explosion of earth equivalent to that of a powerful earthquake, and lands on the ground, growling*

*we realize we're in the middle of the Earth Village's bustling main plaza.*

O_O

 

[Son Of Itachi]

O_O

Is that bad? O_O

xD


Nope. O^O


*waits 5 seconds*

Now we are. O^O
*whispers to Phil* Phil, try not to make a big racket when we resurface, k?
*Phil nods*


*Phil shoots up out of the earth in an explosion of earth equivalent to that of a powerful earthquake, and lands on the ground, growling*

*we realize we're in the middle of the Earth Village's bustling main plaza.*

O_O

dont worry we can still be disguised as dirt everyone hide! *hides under a blanket while wearing sunglasses*

 

[BishamonSama]

dont worry we can still be disguised as dirt everyone hide! *hides under a blanket while wearing sunglasses*

*puts on sunglasses and stands atop my dragon proudly, receiving a big round of applause*



*people start cheering "Tsuchikage! Tsuchikage! Tsuchikage!"*



*some girls in the front go crazy and start taking of their clothes, yelling my name*



*they sprint up to me, completely naked, and start kissing me*

 

[Kaze..]

dont worry we can still be disguised as dirt everyone hide! *hides under a blanket while wearing sunglasses*

*wakes up*

(Henge no Jutsu)-Transformation Technique

*turns into a grasshopper*

*on second thought changes back*

* goes and stands by senpai*

*girls leave him and come to me*

 

[Son Of Itachi]

*wakes up*

(Henge no Jutsu)-Transformation Technique

*turns into a grasshopper*

its okay dude b.sama is the kage round these parts *starts looking round the crowd*

 

[Kaze..]

shouldnt we be getting back to the mission

 

[Son Of Itachi]

shouldnt we be getting back to the mission

yea B.sama stop with uh whatever ur doing O_O *conintues looking around the city* there seems to be alot of construction