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Kakuzu turns his face to the source of voice to find a bare-chested silver-haired man covered in blood heading straight towards him.
Kakuzu : (angered) Hidan ! get lost ! can’t you see I’m hunting my booty !
Hidan : (with a sad face) please Kakuzu-chan I need you to sew something for me this time…just this time.
Kakuzu : Fine what do you want me to sew … an arm, a leg, a toe ?
Hidan : well it’s kinda different this time (whispered to hidan)
Kakuzu : ( O_O) what ?! no way ! that’s the most disgusting thing I ever heard.
Hidan : you can’t blame me, it’s Jashin-sama’s order…
Kakuzu : Listen there’s a reward waiting for me from the fire country lord I can’t just hang around with you sewing every body part you cut because of your stupid religious rituals !
So Hidan pulled his wallet an pulled 500 ryo, and showed it to Kakuzu saying :
« well OK I think I’ll just pay for a surgery »
Kakuzu : ( eyes turns into «¥») well why didn’t you just told me this from the begining Hidan nii-chan.
Hidan : and by the way nice group you made I wanna join.
Kakuzu : (while sewing) no way your rituals take like forever and I’m not tolerating any delay in my journey.
Hidan : oh c’mon I swear I’ll make them quick, no one else than cares to hang with me.
Eventually Kakuzu accepted Hidan in their gang.
Deidara : Why can’t we kill him and continue our quest, he pisses me off…hmm
Kakuzu : I wish I could but I just can’t.
As soon as the night falls the gang camped near the entrance to the hidden rain village to tale some rest , they started to work as a team … somehow, Hidan did some fishing and hunting, Sasori brought some wood to light some fire, Kakuzu used some doton to build a shelter, and Deidara … well … tried to be a bit useful and made some grilled fish and a stew out of some wild hares that Hidan hunted earlier.
Hidan : not bad Deidara-chan, you sure you were a guy before ?
Deidara : what’re referring to, hmm ?
Hidan : So aren’t ya gonna dig in ? I feel strange for being the only guy eating…
Sasori : I don’t need to eat you know.
Kakuzu : neither do I …
Deidara : well … hmm … (taking a fish and feeding it to his palm) this is how I eat … I need to feed every mouth in my body … kinda a drawback for my Kinjutsu … ( unzipping his jacket)
Kakuzu : ( turning his face away) hmm …
Hidan : (blushed) dear Jashin what’re you doing !!?
Sasori : Deidara ! have some manners !
Deidara : (realizing that he was striping) eek !!! I’m sorry danna, I’m sorry Gi-chan … (feeling upset) guess I’ll never get used to this body (leaving) I’m gonna take a walk …
Sasori : it’s OK Deidara, never mind of it …(following Deidara)
Hidan : Oi Kakuzu ! see … this is how buddies are supposed to act, you never treat me softly, all you care about is money, I’m your buddy for a long time and never heard you say anything but « Hidan shut up … Hidan I’ll kill you » try to be more loyal to our friendship.
Kakuzu : hmm … I’d rather be defeated by a lad and sent to hell and return and be defeated again by some novice first.
After some strange night sleep (specially for Deidara who was having a serious emotional problem) the gang finally managed to get to Amegakure.
Hidan : achou ! Damned rain, I think I’ve got cold.
Kakuzu : because you’ve forgot to put a shirt on !
Sasori : isn’t it strange ? this place is a hidden village, despite that it’s very abondoned and there’re many battle signs here.
Kakuzu : I overheard that this village was known to be a battle field for surrounding villages, it’s propable that the inhabitants left their village to find somewhere safer ….
Then all of a sudden, explosive kunais surrounded them from almost everywhere, Kakuzu quickly defended with an earth-style wall, after the smoke faded a figure of man appeared from afar, with serious eyes that are really strange, after Kakuzu asked who’s there, the stranger answered : « I’m Pain »
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Kakuzu turns his face to the source of voice to find a bare-chested silver-haired man covered in blood heading straight towards him.
Kakuzu : (angered) Hidan ! get lost ! can’t you see I’m hunting my booty !
Hidan : (with a sad face) please Kakuzu-chan I need you to sew something for me this time…just this time.
Kakuzu : Fine what do you want me to sew … an arm, a leg, a toe ?
Hidan : well it’s kinda different this time (whispered to hidan)
Kakuzu : ( O_O) what ?! no way ! that’s the most disgusting thing I ever heard.
Hidan : you can’t blame me, it’s Jashin-sama’s order…
Kakuzu : Listen there’s a reward waiting for me from the fire country lord I can’t just hang around with you sewing every body part you cut because of your stupid religious rituals !
So Hidan pulled his wallet an pulled 500 ryo, and showed it to Kakuzu saying :
« well OK I think I’ll just pay for a surgery »
Kakuzu : ( eyes turns into «¥») well why didn’t you just told me this from the begining Hidan nii-chan.
Hidan : and by the way nice group you made I wanna join.
Kakuzu : (while sewing) no way your rituals take like forever and I’m not tolerating any delay in my journey.
Hidan : oh c’mon I swear I’ll make them quick, no one else than cares to hang with me.
Eventually Kakuzu accepted Hidan in their gang.
Deidara : Why can’t we kill him and continue our quest, he pisses me off…hmm
Kakuzu : I wish I could but I just can’t.
As soon as the night falls the gang camped near the entrance to the hidden rain village to tale some rest , they started to work as a team … somehow, Hidan did some fishing and hunting, Sasori brought some wood to light some fire, Kakuzu used some doton to build a shelter, and Deidara … well … tried to be a bit useful and made some grilled fish and a stew out of some wild hares that Hidan hunted earlier.
Hidan : not bad Deidara-chan, you sure you were a guy before ?
Deidara : what’re referring to, hmm ?
Hidan : So aren’t ya gonna dig in ? I feel strange for being the only guy eating…
Sasori : I don’t need to eat you know.
Kakuzu : neither do I …
Deidara : well … hmm … (taking a fish and feeding it to his palm) this is how I eat … I need to feed every mouth in my body … kinda a drawback for my Kinjutsu … ( unzipping his jacket)
Kakuzu : ( turning his face away) hmm …
Hidan : (blushed) dear Jashin what’re you doing !!?
Sasori : Deidara ! have some manners !
Deidara : (realizing that he was striping) eek !!! I’m sorry danna, I’m sorry Gi-chan … (feeling upset) guess I’ll never get used to this body (leaving) I’m gonna take a walk …
Sasori : it’s OK Deidara, never mind of it …(following Deidara)
Hidan : Oi Kakuzu ! see … this is how buddies are supposed to act, you never treat me softly, all you care about is money, I’m your buddy for a long time and never heard you say anything but « Hidan shut up … Hidan I’ll kill you » try to be more loyal to our friendship.
Kakuzu : hmm … I’d rather be defeated by a lad and sent to hell and return and be defeated again by some novice first.
After some strange night sleep (specially for Deidara who was having a serious emotional problem) the gang finally managed to get to Amegakure.
Hidan : achou ! Damned rain, I think I’ve got cold.
Kakuzu : because you’ve forgot to put a shirt on !
Sasori : isn’t it strange ? this place is a hidden village, despite that it’s very abondoned and there’re many battle signs here.
Kakuzu : I overheard that this village was known to be a battle field for surrounding villages, it’s propable that the inhabitants left their village to find somewhere safer ….
Then all of a sudden, explosive kunais surrounded them from almost everywhere, Kakuzu quickly defended with an earth-style wall, after the smoke faded a figure of man appeared from afar, with serious eyes that are really strange, after Kakuzu asked who’s there, the stranger answered : « I’m Pain »
To be continued
Please feel free to critisize me, besides I notice I'm doing more dialogues than events, I wish I can draw them but I lack Talent