There once was a man with a beard
It was both admired and revered
But of course something as great as this would be feared
Its reputation was slandered and smeared
A hater; its ugly face reared
"You have to remove it!" a friend said
I replied "But a big piece will be missing from my head!"
"My wife has been smitten. Either remove it or see red!"
"Oh, so that's why I one day found her naked in my bed."
"Alright, I will remove it for you, my dear friend Fred."
It was both admired and revered
But of course something as great as this would be feared
Its reputation was slandered and smeared
A hater; its ugly face reared
"You have to remove it!" a friend said
I replied "But a big piece will be missing from my head!"
"My wife has been smitten. Either remove it or see red!"
"Oh, so that's why I one day found her naked in my bed."
"Alright, I will remove it for you, my dear friend Fred."
Yes, this truly is boredom at its best