The Story of the Beard!

[Pervy Wrath]

There once was a man with a beard
It was both admired and revered
But of course something as great as this would be feared
Its reputation was slandered and smeared
A hater; its ugly face reared

"You have to remove it!" a friend said
I replied "But a big piece will be missing from my head!"
"My wife has been smitten. Either remove it or see red!"
"Oh, so that's why I one day found her naked in my bed."
"Alright, I will remove it for you, my dear friend Fred."​

Yes, this truly is boredom at its best Haha xD

 

[Hypemaster]

Don't remove the beard! Beard defines a man like a mane defines an alpha lion!

 

[Pervy Wrath]

Don't remove the beard! Beard defines a man like a mane defines an alpha lion!

This is true! Though I don't have a beard

 

[Hypemaster]

This is true! Though I don't have a beard

Me neither....

 

[Pervy Wrath]

Me neither....

We will get beards later, go chop some wood while wearing flanel shirts and Timberland boots!

 

[Hypemaster]

We will get beards later, go chop some wood while wearing flanel shirts and Timberland boots!

Like true lumberjacks =D

 

[Pervy Wrath]

Like true lumberjacks =D

Yes, exactly!