The Southeast Penninsula in the Land of Fire

[Zanji]

*arm grows back*

This guy has all the elements, it would be useless to use ninjutsu against him, and considering he's the bijuu of illusions, it would be hard to use genjutsu against him too.

*grows 8 arms*
*takes out 10 swords*

Looks like we'll (or I'll) have to use taijutsu.
*the swords all start glowing different colors*

Good thing I can sense his chakra through the earth

*comes at the 5-tails general grevous-style, but with 10 >*

*jumps high into the air and as Bishamon charges, Houkou shoots all five elements right at Bishamons chest*

Houkou: If you wish to defeat me you both will have to do better than that

*looks at Zanji and fires 100 earth pillars at him*

*teleports behind Houkou*

you will have to be faster if you want to beat me Houkou

*throws 5 kunai's with explosion tags at Houkou*

 

[BishamonSama]

*swords absorb the blasts*

Let's see how you do against an element you don't know, Houkou: Lava.


Earth Release: Spheres of Lava
*giant bubbles of lava start to come out of the earth below the 5-tails, and then envelop him*

 

[Zanji]

*swords absorb the fire blasts*

Let's see how you do against an element you don't know, Houkou: Lava.


Earth Release: Spheres of Lava
*giant bubbles of lava start to come out of the earth below the 5-tails, and then envelop him*

hahahaha Don't make me laugh child I am the founder of the elements *jumps out of the lava and the water tail shoots high powered water at the lava cooling it down making it hard as a rock*

do you mean like this *both the fire and earth tail aim at Zanji and fire a blast of Lava at him

*teleports behind the lava blast*

this is harder than I thought it would be Bishamon

uses *(Suiton:Teppoudama)-Water Style: Water Bullet *shooting Houkou's fire tail*

 

[BishamonSama]

Haha!

By cooling that lava, you released poison gas!

Futon: Daitoppa, Great Breakthrough
*blowing the poison right at the 5-tails*

Water Release: Water Bullet, at houkou's fire tail as well*

 

[Zanji]

hehehehe *makes a giant tornado appear with the wind tail and has the tornado go back at bishamon and has lightning come down around Bishamon trapping him in a prison of lightning that even goes underground making it a ball of lightning*

You stay out of this.....I want to kill your partner before I kill you

*aims the earth and wind tail at Zanji and fires a high powered stream of Sand at him*

So you want a one on one fight huh

*teleports out of the way of the sand stream*

uses *Ice Release: Double Black Dragon Outburst Snowstorm (Hyoton: Daikokuryubo Fusetsu) (both dragons head for his wind and water tails)*

 

[BishamonSama]

Wind Release: Drilling Air Bullet
*the lightning disapates*

Earth Release: Searing Lava Spikes
*lava spikes come out of the ground beneath the 5-tails, then shoot up into the air*

 

[Zanji]

Wind Release: Drilling Air Bullet
*the lightning disapates*

Earth Release: Searing Lava Spikes
*lava spikes come out of the ground beneath the 5-tails, then shoot up into the air*

*gets hit by both the black dragons and the spikes*

YOU LITTLE RUNTS *all five tails start to illuminating their powers and the volcano erupts and a massive hurricane appears*

You shall both die then

Looks like we will have to do this quickly then Bishamon

 

[BishamonSama]

Alright. You take care of the natural disasters, I'll work on sealing him up in a scroll.

*arms take out wooden swords*

5-tails, come!

 

[Zanji]

Alright. You take care of the natural disasters, I'll work on sealing him up in a scroll.

*arms take out wooden swords*

5-tails, come!

Seal me? you make me up just to seal me

*three Kirins strike down on top of Bishamon*

and you

*points both the fire and the wind tail at Zanji ad fire a power blast of fire at Zanji*

uses *(Suiton:Suijinheki)-Water Style:Water Encampment Wall (too block the fire)*

Please I am an Uchiha don't play with fire around me

and for this hurricane of yours *I teleport into the eye of the Hurricane*

uses *(Fuuton:Atsugai)-Wind Style Pressure Damage (too dissipate the Hurricane)*

*then I teleport back down in front of Bishamon*

If this scroll of yours doesn't work you know what to do

 

[BishamonSama]

*before the kirins hit me, I blast a drilling air bullet at the ground, sending me up into the air*
When something's in the air, lightning can't hurt it.

*I come crashing down on top of houkou*
Earth Release: Earth Crater!
*smashing down to earth and creating a crater as i hit the 5-tails*

O_O
I don't rly know what to do if the seal don't work, but I'll act like I will.

 

[Zanji]

*before the kirins hit me, I blast a drilling air bullet at the ground, sending me up into the air*
When something's in the air, lightning can't hurt it.

*I come crashing down on top of houkou*
Earth Release: Earth Crater!
*smashing down to earth and creating a crater as i hit the 5-tails*

O_O
I don't rly know what to do if the seal don't work, but I'll act like I will.

*as bishamon come down all five tails start to swat him around in the air and then slams him into the ground*

Now as for you Uchiha *fires all five elements at Zanji*

*teleports next to Houkou*

Please

uses *Hyoton: Yuki Chidori Nagashi (Ice Release: Snow 1,000 Birds Current) (A current of ice capable of freezing almost anything in its path and with the added lightning shocks the trapped victim) (hitting Houkou)*

NOW BISHAMON!!!!!!!

 

[BishamonSama]

*stabs all 10 wooden swords in houkou*

Zodiac Seal!
5 Elements Seal!!
12 Symbols Seal!!

Sealing him into Zanji!

 

[Zanji]

WHHAAATTT!!!????? *gets sealed into Zanji*

*falls to the ground*

 

[BishamonSama]

*holds a rack of pork ribs over zanji's nose*

Zanjiii, oh zanjiii??

 

[Zanji]

*holds a rack of pork ribs over zanji's nose*

Zanjiii, oh zanjiii??

(unconscious due to the power intake)

 

[BishamonSama]

Not even pork will wake him up...


Looks like I'll have to do mouth to mouth!

 

[BlondieGirl]

Hey guys *walks in with bunny costume* Did i miss the war again?!

 

[Zanji]

Not even pork will wake him up...


Looks like I'll have to do mouth to mouth!

*quickly grabs Bishamon's throat* Don't even think about it Bishamon

*releases his throat gets up brushes self off and puts sunglasses back on*

No Blondie you didn't miss a war and how on earth did you get here anyways *glares evilly at blondie*

 

[BishamonSama]

Well, that doesn't matter.

To Iwagakure!

 

[BlondieGirl]

My sexy skills, and my mad hot looks is how I got here!