[Theory] The secrets of the Rinnehawk

[UchihaKyoruki]

So, as it's already been agreed upon on narutobase, Sasuke's hawk obviously has Rinnegan. I'd like to present my theory explaining how that happened.

The Uchiha tablet mentions the Sage having 2 sons - an Uchiha and a Senju. But many things point to the fact the Uzumakis might be related to the Sage as well. This is where the hawk comes into play.
Obviously, the So6P had 3 sons - Uchiha, Senju and the Rinnehawk. As the firstborn, the Rinnehawk inherited both Uchiha and Senju powers and thus also the Rinnegan. Then, he had a child with a human, giving birth to a half-human-half-hawk. That son had a child with another human, resulting in birth of a 3/4-human-1/4-hawk. And so it went on, giving rise to the Uzumaki clan, whose members with each generation asymptotically aproach becoming human. The relation to hawks also explains the weird marks on Naruto's face.

Let me know what you think about this amazing theory!

 

[Yanks]

You're hours late, not even reading.

 

[Mr Hiru]

I think your theory is good, but you're high.

XD

 

[Madara ibn Lahad]

XD this is so jokes

 

[Bindu45]

you just went full retard... never go full retard

 

[R4mbl3]

Lol, Saw Rinnehawk and laughed. Sasuke's hawk doesn't have rinnegan.

 

[Hypemaster]

lmao better than no theory I suppose.

 

[CurseSealofEarth]

The Rinnehawk is so 4 hours ago.

 

[Fountain]

By the way, I don't know if anyone noticed but... The hawk's rinnegan are actually orange. What if this this is a dojutsu past rinnegan? What if this is the eye madara was referring to?!

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[Mypower]

This is retardation to the max.

 

[slaton02]

Didn't read, is it just me that think NB is full of ret****? WTF is people still talking about the Hawk?

 

[Elessar]

Rinnehawk... Naruto fans say the funniest and darndest things. I like it. Haha.