*scared* why you glaring at me for?*Glares at you*
You must chuuuuugaaah!
*lifts up the barrel and chugs like a drunk maniac*
HOW AM I AWKWARD!!!!!!!!! *slaps*O_O
Alright, this is an awkward woman...
*chugs more*
How does calling you dear imply me making an advance on you? It's a commonly used word to address someone :|HOW AM I AWKWARD!!!!!!!!! *slaps*