The Sake Bar

[Gingka Uzumaki]

*Comes in with popcorn, a dog, and a child to hold my seat*
Hey Billy, get Malcolm to give my seat so I can watch drunk people!
*Billy is the dog and Malcolm is a child*

 

[kohana]

can i touch your baby

 

[Wesobi]

* looks freakishly*

no dirty things like that in our bar :|

 

[kohana]

Are you the owner or some sort of authority

 

[Gingka Uzumaki]

can i touch your baby

Um sure...

 

[WastedMonkey]

*walks in*

 

[Dracule]

*Finally kills the fly*

Mission: Complete

 

[Igneel]

*walks in* this place looks okay

 

[Hanrui Uchiha]

*walks in with a guitar on my back* can i perform here? O_O becoz i feel like it

 

[Wesobi]

Yes I'm the owner!

And sure, you can perform here! let me set up the stage

*starts to set up the stage for the concert.*

*A random banana appears*

*I slip over it and black out*

 

[Hanrui Uchiha]

Yes I'm the owner!

And sure, you can perform here! let me set up the stage

*starts to set up the stage for the concert.*

*A random banana appears*

*I slip over it and black out*

umm okay O_O *summons piano on stage* *start performing*

 

[Dracule]

Yes I'm the owner!

And sure, you can perform here! let me set up the stage

*starts to set up the stage for the concert.*

*A random banana appears*

*I slip over it and black out*

*Sees you on on the ground*
*Looks at the banana*

Dammit......another one......
*annihilates the banana*

Get up Captain Kyoraku! We have gueeeestssss!

 

[Josh]

*Stumbles back inside muttering incoherent accusations...*

 

[KapalKilay]

i used to go there when i was a Paolo Kurosawa

 

[Wesobi]

*gets back up*

Ikakku, why didn't you tell me you were promoted to captain? O_O

 

[Dracule]

*gets back up*

Ikakku, why didn't you tell me you were promoted to captain? O_O

*Notices that I'm wearing Shunsui's captain coat*

*Smirks*

Oldman Yamaji finally realized my greatness

*Senses Hollows nearby*

I'll be right back......ROBOT!!! Cover for me!

*Grabs Zanpakuto and flashsteps away*

 

[McRazor]

*drinks sake* well since there is no training going on bring me 5 more liters of sake to this table please!

 

[Wesobi]

*brings Sake to McRa- Wait, I was supposed to be blacked out*

*Wakes up*

IKAKKU DAMNIT, MY COAT!

*flash steps after Ikakku and drops eggs on his bald head only to proceed and slam him with a hammer*

GIVE... IT... BACK!

 

[McRazor]

Need a hand over there?

 

[Dracule]

*Begins to swing at the Hollow*

Eat th-

*Gets hit on the head by random eggs and a hammer*

Oh so you Hollows wanna play rough huh? Ok.
*Smirks*

Grow! Houzukimaruuuuu!

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