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<div class="bbWrapper">So it probably broke records so it's relevant to this section being in headlines etc. Plz don't move this to a shitey section where nobody will see it.<br /> <br /> SPOILERS BELOW OFC.<br /> <br /> Now The movie made Kylo Ren look like an absolute fodder. This chap trained under Luke Skywalker &amp; the supreme darkside guy. He murdered his fellow students, escaped Luke. Trained under both sides of the force for years &amp; he then gets whooped by a girl who collected shit for a living as a slave. Had just discovered the force about ten minutes &amp; had literally just picked up her lightsaber.<br /> <br /> The random black guy who doesn't even have the force and about 2 mins lightsaber xp ALSO went toe to toe with kylo for a bit and got some good hits on him. <br /> <br /> Another thing. Chewie managed to shoot Kyle from like a mile away and in front of him <b>after</b> he killed his father to get a dark side power up. While at the start of the movie, the pilot shoots at him much closer and from behind while in hiding and Kylo stops the shot in motion about half way between them....I know he was emotional but that should help, ffs.</div>
 

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<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/goto/post?id=20021250" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-20021250">Flash Uchiha said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent"> lol Kylo Ren = Sasuke Uchiha <br /> <br /> Shit is sad lol. But the movie is so damn lovely. Gonna see it again tomorrow. </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink"><a>Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote>Definitely still a sick movie. <br /> <br /> Sasuke is much better, strength wise &amp; logic wise. Lel<br /> <br /> I didn't even found it sad tbh. Just irked me with how it was done. Han would've escaped easily.<br /> <br /> ANOTHER THING! Kylo sensed HAN LANDING ON THE PLANET yet he couldn't sense him 15 meters behind him. Defuq.<br /> <br /> Edit: ANOTHER ****ING THING! LIGHTSABERS ARE NOW OBSELETE! THAT STORM TROOPER WITH THE THING ON HIS ARM THAT THE LIGHTSABER CAN'T CUT THROUGH.<br /> <br /> in other news. Strom troopers now hit people.</div>
 
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Movie was ass

Edit: ANOTHER ****ING THING! LIGHTSABERS ARE NOW OBSELETE! THAT STORM TROOPER WITH THE THING ON HIS ARM THAT THE LIGHTSABER CAN'T CUT THROUGH.

in other news. Strom troopers now hit people.
That's not exactly a new concept
 
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Definitely still a sick movie.

Sasuke is much better, strength wise & logic wise. Lel

I didn't even found it sad tbh. Just irked me with how it was done. Han would've escaped easily.

ANOTHER THING! Kylo sensed HAN LANDING ON THE PLANET yet he couldn't sense him 15 meters behind him. Defuq.

Edit: ANOTHER ****ING THING! LIGHTSABERS ARE NOW OBSELETE! THAT STORM TROOPER WITH THE THING ON HIS ARM THAT THE LIGHTSABER CAN'T CUT THROUGH.

in other news. Strom troopers now hit people.
lol lightsabers got nerfed hard in the movie. Seem like anybody can surive a fight from it.
 

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<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/goto/post?id=20021270" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-20021270">Yanks said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent"> Movie was ass<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> That's not exactly a new concept </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink"><a>Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote>Yes it is?</div>
 

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On topic, I enjoyed the movie. Not my favorite in the Series of course, but it had its good parts.
Only reason Kylo couldn't whoop their asses was because he was shot in the bloody chest or abdomen. And as for what you referred to, I suppose he sensed Poe's presence before he shot at him while he was so fixed at his father and ignoring the rest that he couldn't sense Chewbaka's shot, which was more powerful than Poe's blaster btw.
 
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Lol Kylo was obviously nerfed down a bit. What story would we have if he killed our heroes in the first film? To be honest I think he's going to have a redemption in ep 9 where he gives in to the light to probably save Rey or something like that and sacrifices himself I think he will have some sort of similiar ending as his grandfather, Darth Vader (or Anakin). But I felt he and Han Solo kept this movie moving in the right direction. I held those tears in like a boss.
 

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Kylo got nerfed as the story progressed so that it looks like the protagonists are gifted in the force. Guy went from stopping lazed beams to getting soloed by a noob Jedi girl
 

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<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/goto/post?id=20021327" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-20021327">Michael92 said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent"> Remember these?<br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: center"><div class="bbCodeSpoiler"> <button type="button" class="bbCodeSpoiler-button button" data-xf-click="toggle" data-xf-init="tooltip" title="Click to reveal or hide spoiler"><span class="button-text"> <span>Spoiler</span> </span></button> <div class="bbCodeSpoiler-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--spoiler"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="messageHide messageHide--image"> You must be registered for see images </div></div> </div> </div> </div></div><br /> On topic, I enjoyed the movie. Not my favorite in the Series of course, but it had its good parts.<br /> Only reason Kylo couldn't whoop their asses was because he was shot in the bloody chest or abdomen. And as for what you referred to, I suppose he sensed Poe's presence before he shot at him while he was so fixed at his father and ignoring the rest that he couldn't sense Chewbaka's shot, which was more powerful than Poe's blaster btw. </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink"><a>Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote>Those are different soldiers though. This random fodder storm trooper whipped out this lightsaber resistant arm attachment as if it were a standard army knife. If they can afford to hand these out willy nilly, why not make full body suit variations but sharp at all the proper points for stabbing. I don't read comics or anything btw &amp; haven't seen the other movies in yeaaaars.<br /> <br /> That was another plot hole. Chewie shot Kylo and it acted as a regular arrow, while earlier, Han fired a bolt at the feet of two storm troopers and they went flying.<br /> <br /> Kylo could've missed an arm and he should've mid diffed at most. The shot wound was accounted for during hus breaks where he beat his wound. <br /> <br /> Kylo sensed a random pilot but nit Han right behind him? That makes it even worse! Lol<br /> <br /> More powerful shot from further away means more warning. It was also just slightly to his lift and up so it should've been in hus field of vision. As far as I remember anyway.<br /> <br /> <blockquote class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/goto/post?id=20021674" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-20021674">Jack Spicer said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent"> Just saw it. I really enjoyed it. Favorite scene was &quot;Hey!&quot; </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink"><a>Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote>Brilliant choice. That and when Kylo saw Rea escaped and started going hame on the walls and the storm troopers walking towards the room just went &quot;nope&quot; and walked the opposite direction XD<br /> <br /> C3PO interfering with Han &amp; Leais reunion too.<br /> <br /> <blockquote class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/goto/post?id=20021380" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-20021380">Kylo Ren said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent"> Lol Kylo was obviously nerfed down a bit. What story would we have if he killed our heroes in the first film? To be honest I think he's going to have a redemption in ep 9 where he gives in to the light to probably save Rey or something like that and sacrifices himself I think he will have some sort of similiar ending as his grandfather, Darth Vader (or Anakin). But I felt he and Han Solo kept this movie moving in the right direction. I held those tears in like a boss. </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink"><a>Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote>Well you're a bit if a fan so yeahhh. Couldn't even shoot electricity out his finger tips <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite11" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll eyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> jk<br /> <br /> He's a terrible Vader fanboy. Vader went back to the good side in the end &amp; realised he was wrong. Learn from history, ffs.<br /> <br /> There is no redemption for him in my eyes even if he sacrifices himself but I can see it. Han offered the olive branch with forgiveness and he shanked him...<br /> <br /> How teh fuq are the resistance even a resistance when they won the last war &amp; are funded by everyone who is not the First Order, who are well in the minority btw. You can't really just say &quot;Well we wouldn't have a movie if...*insert anything*&quot; that's essentially saying. &quot;Just because&quot; or &quot;that's just how it is&quot;.<br /> <br /> I still loved it and the order was badass but they made Kylo seem mad weak &amp; the few other plot holes kinda annoyed me a tiiiiiny bit. Still up there. Constant suspense, nearly. First parts were almost a rom com with cheesey humour though. That's the things that prevent it from being a full 10/10 imo.<br /> <br /> Also. It's been like 30 years and they think past events are myths??? Not even half a life time gone by.<br /> <br /> <blockquote class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/goto/post?id=20021310" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-20021310">Yanks said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent"> Lightsaber-resistant objects? No it isn't lol </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink"><a>Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote>In the way it was used this time, yeah. Lightsabers made almost redundant. Talked a bit about it in another post. Resistance is evolving but lightsabers aren't.</div>
 
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I thought about this, and I agree.

Thinking about it a second time, Ren's injury from Chewbacca is what nerfed him, allowing Fin to wound him further.

When he fought Rey, he had wounds in his abdomen and across his upper chest. Nerfs are nerfs.
 
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